<p>Here I am, on post number 2,000 - kind of scary. It took me three years to make my first thousand posts, and about six months for the second thousand. Is that typical for some of you prolific CCers?</p>
<p>I still don’t know why not all posts are counted. My numbers can remain the same even if I have actually posted many more</p>
<p>Posts in the Parents’ Cafe are not counted.</p>
<p>My count took off when youngest left for college. DW is puzzled and quite chagrinned.</p>
<p>I do a lot.</p>
<p>I’m not very prolific! ;)</p>
<p>Ok…just wanted to see if my count went up! 
Can hardly wait to see if I can get to 500 before the end of the school year!</p>
<p>My post count has probably gone up by hundreds in the last couple of weeks, as I’ve had a severe cold and don’t have the energy to do much other than hang around here. :rolleyes:</p>
<p>OK, I hate these spam messages as much as the rest you us, but this one is particularly amusing, seeing as how it was obviously translated by some kind of online translator.</p>
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<p>Yes, I love to take my pills in memo pad form. Or tablet form, whatever…</p>
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<p>And I suppose once I’ve used them all up, I need to call my doctor and tell him that I don’t have any more pills Nautical port so I need a new prescription.</p>
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<p>Gotta love the descriptions – I wonder if they all mean the same thing or something different?</p>
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<p>I guess there are some doctors who don’t work completely cooked :eek:</p>
<p>Thanks for the midmorning chuckle, FiessNabsmeme ;)</p>
<p>Okay , now I had to go back and read it.</p>
<p>Funny…but what the heck is it for ???</p>
<p>Is it for Safe Boating, or will I become voluptuous ? :)</p>
<p>Perhaps both. That way, if you do have a boating accident at least you will float.</p>
<p>Actually, it is the generic name for a common ED drug, which should explain all of these earthy and fleshly pursuits.</p>
<p>I love the translation of “right” as nautical starboard.</p>
<p>i am in awe of anyone with a 4-digit post count. with great effort, i’ve managed to achieve about 100 posts after 2 years of reading.</p>
<p>1) how do you get anything else done in your life?</p>
<p>2) don’t you feel like you might be revealing too much personal info? do you suppose people from your RL or maybe other parents from your kids’ schools/ec’s might recognize you? is that OK with you? (if i felt less anxious about this, i might post more…)</p>
<p>“Perhaps both. That way, if you do have a boating accident at least you will float.”</p>
<p>ROTFLOL (but not ROTFLMAO as the kids would say) - One of the great lines in CC history!</p>
<p>You know, New Hope, that’s what I think it is. Once my kids got into college I felt like such a self-appointed expert that I’ve probably been especially prodigious at sharing my newfound wisdom.</p>
<p>What kind of whacko online translator translates “right” as “nautical starboard”? That’s gotta be one of the least common ways of translating “right”. I am a little curious about the subtle differences of “earthy”, “voluptuous” and “fleshly” pursuits.</p>
<p>It also appears to translate “take” as “carry” hence “taken” becomes “carryn”.</p>
<p>When I told my “favorites” to take me to CC, I meant College Confidential. Not Canoes & Canals. Am I in the wrong place?</p>
<p>Ahoy, mateys!!</p>
<p>That was the best spam message ever!!!</p>
<p>Now that I know that is for ED , it is even funnier than I thought</p>
<p>split second
post haste
enchanting and bewitching</p>
<p>None of those words should be used in an advertisement for ED meds !!</p>
<p>Wow! that was interesting…I work on ED studies, really :)</p>
<p>Relax everyone… that is the same online translator our college kids are using for their research papers.</p>