<p>I can't eloooongate my vaaaaaawells on here.</p>
<p>ooh the jew cheer didn't go over well.....poor jews have to celebrate chanukah in confinement. :(</p>
<p>lol ok but keep your hands off him, please.
9 more days!!</p>
<p>is THAT how you talk in real life, z00b?</p>
<p>Maybe a mail-order bride.</p>
<p>man, i like russian chicks. SOOOO hot. mail-order brides... mmmm. I'm just kidding... or am i? dun dun dun.</p>
<p>Not so much anymore... "It's soooo easyy! Nnnnoooo!"</p>
<p>lol no one liked my jewness. oh well. </p>
<p>i want a mail-order bride. she will be from malaysia :D hahaha</p>
<p>BTW z00b I like your Location... Ivory Tower? Your head isn't so pointy, though, sorry. More beachball-shaped.</p>
<p>lol, you're not jewish shrek.</p>
<p>shrek...stop posting such useless things to boost your count !</p>
<p>[/useless post]</p>
<p>I am too emotive for the internet. </p>
<p><a href="http://www.bride.ru%5B/url%5D">www.bride.ru</a></p>
<p>I've browsed.</p>
<p>That's scary.</p>
<p>I'm in the ivory tower. I am not the ivory tower personified. </p>
<p>You know we're only talking on here to ++ post count.</p>
<p>Actually I'm not trying to increase postcount because an attempt to surpass Zant's massive numbers would be pretty much suicidal. I'm just doing this because I am too stubborn to finish my English assignment.</p>
<p>i am jesus, see me shout.</p>
<p>You get to make fun of Frost and Plath. And get rewarded for your comic ability. Sounds fun.</p>
<p>Every time my friend Zach and I go to math class there's a giant puddle on the way over there. He thinks he's Jesus, with the ability to walk over it. >.< Every time he fails... when will he learn?</p>
<p>shrek doesnt post useless posts!</p>
<p>i am too jewish! there are lotsa asian jews out there! im one of them :D im also mormon</p>
<p>in the five minutes i was gone, how did we mangage to get on the topic of spankings, and mail-order russian brides, the first not necessarily administered by the second?</p>
<p>i mean, i know how.... i guess the better question is why? <em>feigns dramaticism, reminded of the unfinished shakespeare assignment rather guiltily</em></p>
<p>I'm talking about the poetry presentation, z00b. I am the last to go :X</p>