~Zante's 6000th Post Bash~

<p>Internet parties?</p>

<p>So lame.</p>

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<p>I'm in.</p>

<p><em>brings the beautiful, fabulously fabulous people</em></p>

<p>Dude, I don't even know how my clothes will fit in at Princeton. Everything I own is BRIGHT, and 75% of it is surfer brands. Plus, I own a total of three long-sleeved shirts. And I hate wearing close-toed shoes (I'm surgically attached to my slippers -- a.k.a that ridiculous name mainlanders give them, "flip-flops").</p>

<p>And what will become of my hard-earned semi-tan! Noooo!</p>