<p>the ugly ones always have good food but the mismatched china and suspicious scurrying noises on the floor are intimidating.</p>
<p>umm the sticky tables turn me off haha</p>
<p>Hmmm...chinese food...uh...</p>
<p>Well, I know we have a super-ghetto Chinese restaurant that occupies an old taco place (you can still kinda smell the old juices). I don't eat Chinese food, but apparently it tastes really...ghetto. Haha.</p>
<p>you don't eat chinese food? wow...everyone eats chinese food...even if it's just kung pow chicken or chow mein. do you not like it? my history teacher once said that the smell of chinese food reminded her of burning flesh...</p>
<p>i ate chinese food today...
twas goooooooood</p>
<p>phil...u dont eat...chinese food?! WHAT?! WHAT?!</p>
<p>WHAT?!</p>
<p>WHAT?!</p>
<p>burning flesh... she/he actually experienced the smell of burning flesh previously?</p>
<p>I know. I've failed like all of my Asian friends (not to mention every other person who eats Oriental food around here, which is almost everyone). But I never developed a taste for it...</p>
<p>Perhaps we just have the wrong people cooking it 'round these parts :p</p>
<p>yea i dont think texas is a very welcoming place to incoming immigrants/minorities :D</p>
<p>has anyone ever been to crawford ranch??</p>
<p>that would be funny really</p>
<p>apparently some coworker burned her flesh and my teacher smelled it and automatically thought of chinese food....thus rendering her incapable of ever eating it again.</p>
<p>flesh burning?????
ok NOW im really confused
and kinda freaked out</p>
<p>I got as close as possible without being shot. My friends once conspired to catch him in a booby trap and keep in in my attic, but as you can probably tell, it didn't work out :(</p>
<p>you tried to catch all your asian friends in a booby trap? or this crawford person? estoy confundida</p>
<p>i have chinese food almost every nite......ITS GOOD! </p>
<p>*****es and hos</p>
<p>wow...i am really really confused.</p>
<p>Crawford=George W. Bush. It's either a synecdoche or a metonymy (I forget which is which).</p>
<p><em>points and laughs</em> Shrek's ghetto! He's ghetto, I tell you!</p>
<p>me, too. Maybe he was involved in the flesh burning incident?</p>
<p>hmmm...if someone could offer a more indepth explanation, i'd appreciate it. this crawford thing...is like a crayfish and the crayfish's pointy claw represents a part of GWB???</p>
<p>Oops, I meant that I'm confused, not that I'm ghetto.</p>