<ol>
<li>posting lame threads on HSL</li>
<li>making your commute longer than your class</li>
<li>bringing up threads you posted on to the top of the recent forum so you feel like you have to post again</li>
<li>breaking continuity
5.Not following the format of the thread.</li>
<li>Cars going slow on the right lane.</li>
<li>Cars going slow on the left lane. <– splonk is slow, okay? L0L</li>
<li>Walking slowly in front of someone</li>
<li>Uhm… when someone runs into you and says “Excuse you!”</li>
<li>Small desks.</li>
<li>Repeatedly poking someone</li>
<li>Commercials that are suppose to be funny but aren’t</li>
<li>People who freak out when they see this number.</li>
<li>People who complain incessantly.</li>
<li>Anonymity.</li>
<li>sa.kdx;oimxljm8x3jie383736g y3khfq;oufdj;zqd</li>
<li>50 message limits on inbox’s</li>
<li>People who keep saying no offense and then say something offensive</li>
<li>Talk like a gangsta</li>
<li>Put people into headlocks for no reason</li>
<li>People who stand you up</li>
<li>Religious missionaries who won’t leave you the hell alone</li>
<li>Guys who act like angels in front of girls and then treat everyone like crap when they leave.</li>
<li>Voice messages that say “Hello? Hello? Helloooo? Anyone there?” for 5 minutes</li>
<li>People who still say (10char) even though all you have to do is hit the space bar a few times and then add a period at the end of your sentence.</li>
<li>Pants on the ground, pants on the ground, lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.</li>
<li>Spreading lies/rumors behind someones back.</li>
<li>People who never close the door all the way when asked to close it.</li>
<li>Dogs constantly barking for no apparent reason.</li>
<li>Dogs that eat poop and then lick you. True story.</li>
<li>Sniffling during a test.</li>
<li>Dragging a chair across the room and making a screech/squeaking noise.</li>
<li>Cutting people on the cafeteria line</li>
<li>Not leaving a message, but deciding to call three times to see if someone will pick up.</li>
<li>Not posting 1000 WAYS to annoy people, but simply posting random things that annoy (the worthless) YOU.</li>
<li>The tendency of freshmen to swing around and whack you with their gigantic backpacks
37: WHEN GIRLS STOOD YOU UP ON A DATE!!!
38: Indirectly insulting someone, and then acting innocent while they figure it out.</li>
<li>When in a list changing the symbol after #.</li>
<li>When people misspell a really simple word.</li>
<li>Being a prestige wh0re.</li>
<li>Being a teacher suck-up aka point-grubber aka little bit*h.</li>
<li>People who hide their true personalities and try to blend in</li>
<li>Talking about stuff you have NO IDEA OF i.e. college parties when you’re in high school</li>
<li>People who talk in movie theaters</li>
<li>typn lik dizzz on da internett</li>
<li>Necroing lame threads.</li>
<li>turning off peoples lights randomly when they are on</li>
<li>closing the door when someone asks you to open the door</li>
<li>“Are we there yet?”</li>
<li>when people use the term “lol” in real life conversations</li>
<li>using sticky fingers on someone elses keyboard.</li>
<li>“Can I borrow your cell phone”… 35 min later… credit is practically empty =S</li>
<li>people whispering when you know they are talking about you</li>
<li>people who don’t wear deo. is it that hard? seriously?</li>
<li>Overly-optimistic cheerfulness in the wrong situations</li>
<li>Completely unwarranted overreactions</li>
<li>Not including someone else’s contributions.</li>
<li>Acting arrogant and superior to everyone in an effort to cover up self-doubt</li>
<li>(this one is best when a group does it together) Singing a catchy song loudly until somebody else joins in, then stopping suddenly.</li>
<li>People borrowing pens, pencils, highlighters, etc. and never returning them.</li>
<li>Reading over someone else’s shoulder (guilty) in a way that disrupts their concentration (not guilty)</li>
<li>A 1000 reason thread dieing before getting to 1000 reasons.</li>
<li>Not reading the previous posts</li>
<li>Laughing very loudly in a public area over a lame joke</li>
<li>Being too lazy to copy and paste</li>
<li>Going 45 on a 55 mph road.</li>
<li>Having no speed limit sign on a road where the speed limit is 55.</li>
<li>Dropping the speed limit from 65 to 55 during construction…without putting any signs up.</li>
<li>Saying ■■■ every 5 seconds</li>
<li>Txting back lol after everything someone says! =O It’s not that funny!!</li>
<li>Having greasy hair [eeww! wash your hair!]</li>
<li>Ending every sentence with the word “ladies” (esp if the word ladies is said in a deep suggestive voice) ladies.</li>
<li>No matter how much you want there to be there is no occasion where shouting the word “RONK!” is socially acceptable</li>
<li>Having no filter whatsoever between your brain and your mouth.</li>
<li>Having no brain, but possessing a functional mouth.</li>
<li>Get the Benny Hill theme tune stuck in someone’s head before the SAT (happened to me… 4 hours of Yakety Sax on a loop no friggin annoying)</li>
<li>Arrogant people who always refer to themselves in a third person point of view.</li>
<li>Straight people who try to be the justice to gay people when people say ‘thats gay.’ such annoying little shiits.</li>
<li>Squawking and pooping on top of people’s heads (and the heads of other macaws)</li>
<li>Not following proper rules, procedures, paperwork, etc.</li>
<li>Instituting a complicated system of paperwork (there’s a name for it…red…red something )</li>
<li>Heck, cars going slow in <em>any</em> lane (re: #6&7 )</li>
<li>Interrupting teachers while they’re explaining instructions</li>
<li>Sleeping while the teacher goes over notes then complaining when you don’t know what to do.</li>
<li>Being pessimistic about EVERYTHING. [Good things can happen people so : )]</li>
<li>Bad grammar.</li>
<li>Impeccable grammar</li>
<li>When a guy sends ‘hey beautiful’ in a txt almost all of the girls in his contacts [TOOL]</li>
<li>Referring to everything related to the annoyee as hedgehogs.</li>
<li>Hyperactivity. Anyone who is incapable of sitting still without fidgeting and twitching.</li>
<li>Having a proctor read over your paper and stand over your shoulder for fifteen minutes, and ask you, “is it hard” when you are TAKING AN AP EXAM. *true story.</li>
<li>When the cool smilies won’t let you copy and paste them. : (</li>
<li>When someone replies to your text message with either just one word, or something an equivalent of ‘xD’ or ‘O:’ </li>
<li>Punch someone in the face.</li>
</ol>
<ol>
<li>posting lame threads on HSL</li>
<li>making your commute longer than your class</li>
<li>bringing up threads you posted on to the top of the recent forum so you feel like you have to post again</li>
<li>breaking continuity
5.Not following the format of the thread.</li>
<li>Cars going slow on the right lane.</li>
<li>Cars going slow on the left lane. <– splonk is slow, okay? L0L</li>
<li>Walking slowly in front of someone</li>
<li>Uhm… when someone runs into you and says “Excuse you!”</li>
<li>Small desks.</li>
<li>Repeatedly poking someone</li>
<li>Commercials that are suppose to be funny but aren’t</li>
<li>People who freak out when they see this number.</li>
<li>People who complain incessantly.</li>
<li>Anonymity.</li>
<li>sa.kdx;oimxljm8x3jie383736g y3khfq;oufdj;zqd</li>
<li>50 message limits on inbox’s</li>
<li>People who keep saying no offense and then say something offensive</li>
<li>Talk like a gangsta</li>
<li>Put people into headlocks for no reason</li>
<li>People who stand you up</li>
<li>Religious missionaries who won’t leave you the hell alone</li>
<li>Guys who act like angels in front of girls and then treat everyone like crap when they leave.</li>
<li>Voice messages that say “Hello? Hello? Helloooo? Anyone there?” for 5 minutes</li>
<li>People who still say (10char) even though all you have to do is hit the space bar a few times and then add a period at the end of your sentence.</li>
<li>Pants on the ground, pants on the ground, lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.</li>
<li>Spreading lies/rumors behind someones back.</li>
<li>People who never close the door all the way when asked to close it.</li>
<li>Dogs constantly barking for no apparent reason.</li>
<li>Dogs that eat poop and then lick you. True story.</li>
<li>Sniffling during a test.</li>
<li>Dragging a chair across the room and making a screech/squeaking noise.</li>
<li>Cutting people on the cafeteria line</li>
<li>Not leaving a message, but deciding to call three times to see if someone will pick up.</li>
<li>Not posting 1000 WAYS to annoy people, but simply posting random things that annoy (the worthless) YOU.</li>
<li>The tendency of freshmen to swing around and whack you with their gigantic backpacks
37: WHEN GIRLS STOOD YOU UP ON A DATE!!!
38: Indirectly insulting someone, and then acting innocent while they figure it out.</li>
<li>When in a list changing the symbol after #.</li>
<li>When people misspell a really simple word.</li>
<li>Being a prestige wh0re.</li>
<li>Being a teacher suck-up aka point-grubber aka little bit*h.</li>
<li>People who hide their true personalities and try to blend in</li>
<li>Talking about stuff you have NO IDEA OF i.e. college parties when you’re in high school</li>
<li>People who talk in movie theaters</li>
<li>typn lik dizzz on da internett</li>
<li>Necroing lame threads.</li>
<li>turning off peoples lights randomly when they are on</li>
<li>closing the door when someone asks you to open the door</li>
<li>“Are we there yet?”</li>
<li>when people use the term “lol” in real life conversations</li>
<li>using sticky fingers on someone elses keyboard.</li>
<li>“Can I borrow your cell phone”… 35 min later… credit is practically empty =S</li>
<li>people whispering when you know they are talking about you</li>
<li>people who don’t wear deo. is it that hard? seriously?</li>
<li>Overly-optimistic cheerfulness in the wrong situations</li>
<li>Completely unwarranted overreactions</li>
<li>Not including someone else’s contributions.</li>
<li>Acting arrogant and superior to everyone in an effort to cover up self-doubt</li>
<li>(this one is best when a group does it together) Singing a catchy song loudly until somebody else joins in, then stopping suddenly.</li>
<li>People borrowing pens, pencils, highlighters, etc. and never returning them.</li>
<li>Reading over someone else’s shoulder (guilty) in a way that disrupts their concentration (not guilty)</li>
<li>A 1000 reason thread dieing before getting to 1000 reasons.</li>
<li>Not reading the previous posts</li>
<li>Laughing very loudly in a public area over a lame joke</li>
<li>Being too lazy to copy and paste</li>
<li>Going 45 on a 55 mph road.</li>
<li>Having no speed limit sign on a road where the speed limit is 55.</li>
<li>Dropping the speed limit from 65 to 55 during construction…without putting any signs up.</li>
<li>Saying ■■■ every 5 seconds</li>
<li>Txting back lol after everything someone says! =O It’s not that funny!!</li>
<li>Having greasy hair [eeww! wash your hair!]</li>
<li>Ending every sentence with the word “ladies” (esp if the word ladies is said in a deep suggestive voice) ladies.</li>
<li>No matter how much you want there to be there is no occasion where shouting the word “RONK!” is socially acceptable</li>
<li>Having no filter whatsoever between your brain and your mouth.</li>
<li>Having no brain, but possessing a functional mouth.</li>
<li>Get the Benny Hill theme tune stuck in someone’s head before the SAT (happened to me… 4 hours of Yakety Sax on a loop no friggin annoying)</li>
<li>Arrogant people who always refer to themselves in a third person point of view.</li>
<li>Straight people who try to be the justice to gay people when people say ‘thats gay.’ such annoying little shiits.</li>
<li>Squawking and pooping on top of people’s heads (and the heads of other macaws)</li>
<li>Not following proper rules, procedures, paperwork, etc.</li>
<li>Instituting a complicated system of paperwork (there’s a name for it…red…red something )</li>
<li>Heck, cars going slow in <em>any</em> lane (re: #6&7 )</li>
<li>Interrupting teachers while they’re explaining instructions</li>
<li>Sleeping while the teacher goes over notes then complaining when you don’t know what to do.</li>
<li>Being pessimistic about EVERYTHING. [Good things can happen people so : )]</li>
<li>Bad grammar.</li>
<li>Impeccable grammar</li>
<li>When a guy sends ‘hey beautiful’ in a txt almost all of the girls in his contacts [TOOL]</li>
<li>Referring to everything related to the annoyee as hedgehogs.</li>
<li>Hyperactivity. Anyone who is incapable of sitting still without fidgeting and twitching.</li>
<li>Having a proctor read over your paper and stand over your shoulder for fifteen minutes, and ask you, “is it hard” when you are TAKING AN AP EXAM. *true story.</li>
<li>When the cool smilies won’t let you copy and paste them. : (
127: Not playing by the rules.</li>
<li>When people can’t count.</li>
<li>When your best friend gets caught cheating on a quiz, gets grounded, and can’t hang out with you on Saturday.</li>
<li>When there is only one CC addict posting [oneself]
99.When you’re tired but don’t want to sleep.</li>
<li>When guys confuse me. [Yes! I got 100! ]</li>
<li>When guys aren’t direct about their feelings towards one.</li>
<li>That fact that you can not tell if you have bad breath or not</li>
<li>When Google Maps tells you to turn left onto X Street, but there’s a WALL in the way.</li>
<li>“But GOOGLE said so! Hence it is true!!”</li>
<li>“But WIKIPEDIA said so! Hence it is true!!”</li>
<li>Not knowing grammar, but signing up for an AP English class.</li>
<li>Being a public university, and being more expensive than a prestigious private. Seriously?? Stupid CA legislator people. </li>
<li>When someone replies to your text message with either just one word, or something an equivalent of ‘xD’ or ‘O:’ </li>
<li>Punch someone in the face. </li>
<li>Not numbering things properly so the person below has to do it for you</li>
</ol>
<ol>
<li>posting lame threads on HSL</li>
<li>making your commute longer than your class</li>
<li>bringing up threads you posted on to the top of the recent forum so you feel like you have to post again</li>
<li>breaking continuity
5.Not following the format of the thread.</li>
<li>Cars going slow on the right lane.</li>
<li>Cars going slow on the left lane. <– splonk is slow, okay? L0L</li>
<li>Walking slowly in front of someone</li>
<li>Uhm… when someone runs into you and says “Excuse you!”</li>
<li>Small desks.</li>
<li>Repeatedly poking someone</li>
<li>Commercials that are suppose to be funny but aren’t</li>
<li>People who freak out when they see this number.</li>
<li>People who complain incessantly.</li>
<li>Anonymity.</li>
<li>sa.kdx;oimxljm8x3jie383736g y3khfq;oufdj;zqd</li>
<li>50 message limits on inbox’s</li>
<li>People who keep saying no offense and then say something offensive</li>
<li>Talk like a gangsta</li>
<li>Put people into headlocks for no reason</li>
<li>People who stand you up</li>
<li>Religious missionaries who won’t leave you the hell alone</li>
<li>Guys who act like angels in front of girls and then treat everyone like crap when they leave.</li>
<li>Voice messages that say “Hello? Hello? Helloooo? Anyone there?” for 5 minutes</li>
<li>People who still say (10char) even though all you have to do is hit the space bar a few times and then add a period at the end of your sentence.</li>
<li>Pants on the ground, pants on the ground, lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.</li>
<li>Spreading lies/rumors behind someones back.</li>
<li>People who never close the door all the way when asked to close it.</li>
<li>Dogs constantly barking for no apparent reason.</li>
<li>Dogs that eat poop and then lick you. True story.</li>
<li>Sniffling during a test.</li>
<li>Dragging a chair across the room and making a screech/squeaking noise.</li>
<li>Cutting people on the cafeteria line</li>
<li>Not leaving a message, but deciding to call three times to see if someone will pick up.</li>
<li>Not posting 1000 WAYS to annoy people, but simply posting random things that annoy (the worthless) YOU.</li>
<li>The tendency of freshmen to swing around and whack you with their gigantic backpacks
37: WHEN GIRLS STOOD YOU UP ON A DATE!!!
38: Indirectly insulting someone, and then acting innocent while they figure it out.</li>
<li>When in a list changing the symbol after #.</li>
<li>When people misspell a really simple word.</li>
<li>Being a prestige wh0re.</li>
<li>Being a teacher suck-up aka point-grubber aka little bit*h.</li>
<li>People who hide their true personalities and try to blend in</li>
<li>Talking about stuff you have NO IDEA OF i.e. college parties when you’re in high school</li>
<li>People who talk in movie theaters</li>
<li>typn lik dizzz on da internett</li>
<li>Necroing lame threads.</li>
<li>turning off peoples lights randomly when they are on</li>
<li>closing the door when someone asks you to open the door</li>
<li>“Are we there yet?”</li>
<li>when people use the term “lol” in real life conversations</li>
<li>using sticky fingers on someone elses keyboard.</li>
<li>“Can I borrow your cell phone”… 35 min later… credit is practically empty =S</li>
<li>people whispering when you know they are talking about you</li>
<li>people who don’t wear deo. is it that hard? seriously?</li>
<li>Overly-optimistic cheerfulness in the wrong situations</li>
<li>Completely unwarranted overreactions</li>
<li>Not including someone else’s contributions.</li>
<li>Acting arrogant and superior to everyone in an effort to cover up self-doubt</li>
<li>(this one is best when a group does it together) Singing a catchy song loudly until somebody else joins in, then stopping suddenly.</li>
<li>People borrowing pens, pencils, highlighters, etc. and never returning them.</li>
<li>Reading over someone else’s shoulder (guilty) in a way that disrupts their concentration (not guilty)</li>
<li>A 1000 reason thread dieing before getting to 1000 reasons.</li>
<li>Not reading the previous posts</li>
<li>Laughing very loudly in a public area over a lame joke</li>
<li>Being too lazy to copy and paste</li>
<li>Going 45 on a 55 mph road.</li>
<li>Having no speed limit sign on a road where the speed limit is 55.</li>
<li>Dropping the speed limit from 65 to 55 during construction…without putting any signs up.</li>
<li>Saying ■■■ every 5 seconds</li>
<li>Txting back lol after everything someone says! =O It’s not that funny!!</li>
<li>Having greasy hair [eeww! wash your hair!]</li>
<li>Ending every sentence with the word “ladies” (esp if the word ladies is said in a deep suggestive voice) ladies.</li>
<li>No matter how much you want there to be there is no occasion where shouting the word “RONK!” is socially acceptable</li>
<li>Having no filter whatsoever between your brain and your mouth.</li>
<li>Having no brain, but possessing a functional mouth.</li>
<li>Get the Benny Hill theme tune stuck in someone’s head before the SAT (happened to me… 4 hours of Yakety Sax on a loop no friggin annoying)</li>
<li>Arrogant people who always refer to themselves in a third person point of view.</li>
<li>Straight people who try to be the justice to gay people when people say ‘thats gay.’ such annoying little shiits.</li>
<li>Squawking and pooping on top of people’s heads (and the heads of other macaws)</li>
<li>Not following proper rules, procedures, paperwork, etc.</li>
<li>Instituting a complicated system of paperwork (there’s a name for it…red…red something )</li>
<li>Heck, cars going slow in <em>any</em> lane (re: #6&7 )</li>
<li>Interrupting teachers while they’re explaining instructions</li>
<li>Sleeping while the teacher goes over notes then complaining when you don’t know what to do.</li>
<li>Being pessimistic about EVERYTHING. [Good things can happen people so : )]</li>
<li>Bad grammar.</li>
<li>Impeccable grammar</li>
<li>When a guy sends ‘hey beautiful’ in a txt almost all of the girls in his contacts [TOOL]</li>
<li>Referring to everything related to the annoyee as hedgehogs.</li>
<li>Hyperactivity. Anyone who is incapable of sitting still without fidgeting and twitching.</li>
<li>Having a proctor read over your paper and stand over your shoulder for fifteen minutes, and ask you, “is it hard” when you are TAKING AN AP EXAM. *true story.</li>
<li>When the cool smilies won’t let you copy and paste them. : (
127: Not playing by the rules.</li>
<li>When people can’t count.</li>
<li>When your best friend gets caught cheating on a quiz, gets grounded, and can’t hang out with you on Saturday.</li>
<li>When there is only one CC addict posting [oneself]
99.When you’re tired but don’t want to sleep.</li>
<li>When guys confuse me. [Yes! I got 100! ]</li>
<li>When guys aren’t direct about their feelings towards one.</li>
<li>That fact that you can not tell if you have bad breath or not</li>
<li>When Google Maps tells you to turn left onto X Street, but there’s a WALL in the way.</li>
<li>“But GOOGLE said so! Hence it is true!!”</li>
<li>“But WIKIPEDIA said so! Hence it is true!!”</li>
<li>Not knowing grammar, but signing up for an AP English class.</li>
<li>Being a public university, and being more expensive than a prestigious private. Seriously?? Stupid CA legislator people.</li>
<li>When someone replies to your text message with either just one word, or something an equivalent of ‘xD’ or ‘O:’</li>
<li>Punch someone in the face.</li>
<li>Not numbering things properly so the person below has to do it for you </li>
<li>being a fat ugly chick who thinks she’s hot.</li>
</ol>
<ol>
<li>posting lame threads on HSL</li>
<li>making your commute longer than your class</li>
<li>bringing up threads you posted on to the top of the recent forum so you feel like you have to post again</li>
<li>breaking continuity
5.Not following the format of the thread.</li>
<li>Cars going slow on the right lane.</li>
<li>Cars going slow on the left lane. <– splonk is slow, okay? L0L</li>
<li>Walking slowly in front of someone</li>
<li>Uhm… when someone runs into you and says “Excuse you!”</li>
<li>Small desks.</li>
<li>Repeatedly poking someone</li>
<li>Commercials that are suppose to be funny but aren’t</li>
<li>People who freak out when they see this number.</li>
<li>People who complain incessantly.</li>
<li>Anonymity.</li>
<li>sa.kdx;oimxljm8x3jie383736g y3khfq;oufdj;zqd</li>
<li>50 message limits on inbox’s</li>
<li>People who keep saying no offense and then say something offensive</li>
<li>Talk like a gangsta</li>
<li>Put people into headlocks for no reason</li>
<li>People who stand you up</li>
<li>Religious missionaries who won’t leave you the hell alone</li>
<li>Guys who act like angels in front of girls and then treat everyone like crap when they leave.</li>
<li>Voice messages that say “Hello? Hello? Helloooo? Anyone there?” for 5 minutes</li>
<li>People who still say (10char) even though all you have to do is hit the space bar a few times and then add a period at the end of your sentence.</li>
<li>Pants on the ground, pants on the ground, lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.</li>
<li>Spreading lies/rumors behind someones back.</li>
<li>People who never close the door all the way when asked to close it.</li>
<li>Dogs constantly barking for no apparent reason.</li>
<li>Dogs that eat poop and then lick you. True story.</li>
<li>Sniffling during a test.</li>
<li>Dragging a chair across the room and making a screech/squeaking noise.</li>
<li>Cutting people on the cafeteria line</li>
<li>Not leaving a message, but deciding to call three times to see if someone will pick up.</li>
<li>Not posting 1000 WAYS to annoy people, but simply posting random things that annoy (the worthless) YOU.</li>
<li>The tendency of freshmen to swing around and whack you with their gigantic backpacks
37: WHEN GIRLS STOOD YOU UP ON A DATE!!!
38: Indirectly insulting someone, and then acting innocent while they figure it out.</li>
<li>When in a list changing the symbol after #.</li>
<li>When people misspell a really simple word.</li>
<li>Being a prestige wh0re.</li>
<li>Being a teacher suck-up aka point-grubber aka little bit*h.</li>
<li>People who hide their true personalities and try to blend in</li>
<li>Talking about stuff you have NO IDEA OF i.e. college parties when you’re in high school</li>
<li>People who talk in movie theaters</li>
<li>typn lik dizzz on da internett</li>
<li>Necroing lame threads.</li>
<li>turning off peoples lights randomly when they are on</li>
<li>closing the door when someone asks you to open the door</li>
<li>“Are we there yet?”</li>
<li>when people use the term “lol” in real life conversations</li>
<li>using sticky fingers on someone elses keyboard.</li>
<li>“Can I borrow your cell phone”… 35 min later… credit is practically empty =S</li>
<li>people whispering when you know they are talking about you</li>
<li>people who don’t wear deo. is it that hard? seriously?</li>
<li>Overly-optimistic cheerfulness in the wrong situations</li>
<li>Completely unwarranted overreactions</li>
<li>Not including someone else’s contributions.</li>
<li>Acting arrogant and superior to everyone in an effort to cover up self-doubt</li>
<li>(this one is best when a group does it together) Singing a catchy song loudly until somebody else joins in, then stopping suddenly.</li>
<li>People borrowing pens, pencils, highlighters, etc. and never returning them.</li>
<li>Reading over someone else’s shoulder (guilty) in a way that disrupts their concentration (not guilty)</li>
<li>A 1000 reason thread dieing before getting to 1000 reasons.</li>
<li>Not reading the previous posts</li>
<li>Laughing very loudly in a public area over a lame joke</li>
<li>Being too lazy to copy and paste</li>
<li>Going 45 on a 55 mph road.</li>
<li>Having no speed limit sign on a road where the speed limit is 55.</li>
<li>Dropping the speed limit from 65 to 55 during construction…without putting any signs up.</li>
<li>Saying ■■■ every 5 seconds</li>
<li>Txting back lol after everything someone says! =O It’s not that funny!!</li>
<li>Having greasy hair [eeww! wash your hair!]</li>
<li>Ending every sentence with the word “ladies” (esp if the word ladies is said in a deep suggestive voice) ladies.</li>
<li>No matter how much you want there to be there is no occasion where shouting the word “RONK!” is socially acceptable</li>
<li>Having no filter whatsoever between your brain and your mouth.</li>
<li>Having no brain, but possessing a functional mouth.</li>
<li>Get the Benny Hill theme tune stuck in someone’s head before the SAT (happened to me… 4 hours of Yakety Sax on a loop no friggin annoying)</li>
<li>Arrogant people who always refer to themselves in a third person point of view.</li>
<li>Straight people who try to be the justice to gay people when people say ‘thats gay.’ such annoying little shiits.</li>
<li>Squawking and pooping on top of people’s heads (and the heads of other macaws)</li>
<li>Not following proper rules, procedures, paperwork, etc.</li>
<li>Instituting a complicated system of paperwork (there’s a name for it…red…red something )</li>
<li>Heck, cars going slow in <em>any</em> lane (re: #6&7 )</li>
<li>Interrupting teachers while they’re explaining instructions</li>
<li>Sleeping while the teacher goes over notes then complaining when you don’t know what to do.</li>
<li>Being pessimistic about EVERYTHING. [Good things can happen people so : )]</li>
<li>Bad grammar.</li>
<li>Impeccable grammar</li>
<li>When a guy sends ‘hey beautiful’ in a txt almost all of the girls in his contacts [TOOL]</li>
<li>Referring to everything related to the annoyee as hedgehogs.</li>
<li>Hyperactivity. Anyone who is incapable of sitting still without fidgeting and twitching.</li>
<li>Having a proctor read over your paper and stand over your shoulder for fifteen minutes, and ask you, “is it hard” when you are TAKING AN AP EXAM. *true story.</li>
<li>When the cool smilies won’t let you copy and paste them. : (
127: Not playing by the rules.</li>
<li>When people can’t count.</li>
<li>When your best friend gets caught cheating on a quiz, gets grounded, and can’t hang out with you on Saturday.</li>
<li>When there is only one CC addict posting [oneself]
99.When you’re tired but don’t want to sleep.</li>
<li>When guys confuse me. [Yes! I got 100! ]</li>
<li>When guys aren’t direct about their feelings towards one.</li>
<li>That fact that you can not tell if you have bad breath or not</li>
<li>When Google Maps tells you to turn left onto X Street, but there’s a WALL in the way.</li>
<li>“But GOOGLE said so! Hence it is true!!”</li>
<li>“But WIKIPEDIA said so! Hence it is true!!”</li>
<li>Not knowing grammar, but signing up for an AP English class.</li>
<li>Being a public university, and being more expensive than a prestigious private. Seriously?? Stupid CA legislator people.</li>
<li>When someone replies to your text message with either just one word, or something an equivalent of ‘xD’ or ‘O:’</li>
<li>Punch someone in the face.</li>
<li>Not numbering things properly so the person below has to do it for you</li>
<li>being a fat ugly chick who thinks she’s hot. </li>
<li>Prove that you’re awesome JUST to spite them. :]</li>
</ol>
<ol>
<li>posting lame threads on HSL</li>
<li>making your commute longer than your class</li>
<li>bringing up threads you posted on to the top of the recent forum so you feel like you have to post again</li>
<li>breaking continuity
5.Not following the format of the thread.</li>
<li>Cars going slow on the right lane.</li>
<li>Cars going slow on the left lane. <– splonk is slow, okay? L0L</li>
<li>Walking slowly in front of someone</li>
<li>Uhm… when someone runs into you and says “Excuse you!”</li>
<li>Small desks.</li>
<li>Repeatedly poking someone</li>
<li>Commercials that are suppose to be funny but aren’t</li>
<li>People who freak out when they see this number.</li>
<li>People who complain incessantly.</li>
<li>Anonymity.</li>
<li>sa.kdx;oimxljm8x3jie383736g y3khfq;oufdj;zqd</li>
<li>50 message limits on inbox’s</li>
<li>People who keep saying no offense and then say something offensive</li>
<li>Talk like a gangsta</li>
<li>Put people into headlocks for no reason</li>
<li>People who stand you up</li>
<li>Religious missionaries who won’t leave you the hell alone</li>
<li>Guys who act like angels in front of girls and then treat everyone like crap when they leave.</li>
<li>Voice messages that say “Hello? Hello? Helloooo? Anyone there?” for 5 minutes</li>
<li>People who still say (10char) even though all you have to do is hit the space bar a few times and then add a period at the end of your sentence.</li>
<li>Pants on the ground, pants on the ground, lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.</li>
<li>Spreading lies/rumors behind someones back.</li>
<li>People who never close the door all the way when asked to close it.</li>
<li>Dogs constantly barking for no apparent reason.</li>
<li>Dogs that eat poop and then lick you. True story.</li>
<li>Sniffling during a test.</li>
<li>Dragging a chair across the room and making a screech/squeaking noise.</li>
<li>Cutting people on the cafeteria line</li>
<li>Not leaving a message, but deciding to call three times to see if someone will pick up.</li>
<li>Not posting 1000 WAYS to annoy people, but simply posting random things that annoy (the worthless) YOU.</li>
<li>The tendency of freshmen to swing around and whack you with their gigantic backpacks
37: WHEN GIRLS STOOD YOU UP ON A DATE!!!
38: Indirectly insulting someone, and then acting innocent while they figure it out.</li>
<li>When in a list changing the symbol after #.</li>
<li>When people misspell a really simple word.</li>
<li>Being a prestige wh0re.</li>
<li>Being a teacher suck-up aka point-grubber aka little bit*h.</li>
<li>People who hide their true personalities and try to blend in</li>
<li>Talking about stuff you have NO IDEA OF i.e. college parties when you’re in high school</li>
<li>People who talk in movie theaters</li>
<li>typn lik dizzz on da internett</li>
<li>Necroing lame threads.</li>
<li>turning off peoples lights randomly when they are on</li>
<li>closing the door when someone asks you to open the door</li>
<li>“Are we there yet?”</li>
<li>when people use the term “lol” in real life conversations</li>
<li>using sticky fingers on someone elses keyboard.</li>
<li>“Can I borrow your cell phone”… 35 min later… credit is practically empty =S</li>
<li>people whispering when you know they are talking about you</li>
<li>people who don’t wear deo. is it that hard? seriously?</li>
<li>Overly-optimistic cheerfulness in the wrong situations</li>
<li>Completely unwarranted overreactions</li>
<li>Not including someone else’s contributions.</li>
<li>Acting arrogant and superior to everyone in an effort to cover up self-doubt</li>
<li>(this one is best when a group does it together) Singing a catchy song loudly until somebody else joins in, then stopping suddenly.</li>
<li>People borrowing pens, pencils, highlighters, etc. and never returning them.</li>
<li>Reading over someone else’s shoulder (guilty) in a way that disrupts their concentration (not guilty)</li>
<li>A 1000 reason thread dieing before getting to 1000 reasons.</li>
<li>Not reading the previous posts</li>
<li>Laughing very loudly in a public area over a lame joke</li>
<li>Being too lazy to copy and paste</li>
<li>Going 45 on a 55 mph road.</li>
<li>Having no speed limit sign on a road where the speed limit is 55.</li>
<li>Dropping the speed limit from 65 to 55 during construction…without putting any signs up.</li>
<li>Saying ■■■ every 5 seconds</li>
<li>Txting back lol after everything someone says! =O It’s not that funny!!</li>
<li>Having greasy hair [eeww! wash your hair!]</li>
<li>Ending every sentence with the word “ladies” (esp if the word ladies is said in a deep suggestive voice) ladies.</li>
<li>No matter how much you want there to be there is no occasion where shouting the word “RONK!” is socially acceptable</li>
<li>Having no filter whatsoever between your brain and your mouth.</li>
<li>Having no brain, but possessing a functional mouth.</li>
<li>Get the Benny Hill theme tune stuck in someone’s head before the SAT (happened to me… 4 hours of Yakety Sax on a loop no friggin annoying)</li>
<li>Arrogant people who always refer to themselves in a third person point of view.</li>
<li>Straight people who try to be the justice to gay people when people say ‘thats gay.’ such annoying little shiits.</li>
<li>Squawking and pooping on top of people’s heads (and the heads of other macaws)</li>
<li>Not following proper rules, procedures, paperwork, etc.</li>
<li>Instituting a complicated system of paperwork (there’s a name for it…red…red something )</li>
<li>Heck, cars going slow in <em>any</em> lane (re: #6&7 )</li>
<li>Interrupting teachers while they’re explaining instructions</li>
<li>Sleeping while the teacher goes over notes then complaining when you don’t know what to do.</li>
<li>Being pessimistic about EVERYTHING. [Good things can happen people so : )]</li>
<li>Bad grammar.</li>
<li>Impeccable grammar</li>
<li>When a guy sends ‘hey beautiful’ in a txt almost all of the girls in his contacts [TOOL]</li>
<li>Referring to everything related to the annoyee as hedgehogs.</li>
<li>Hyperactivity. Anyone who is incapable of sitting still without fidgeting and twitching.</li>
<li>Having a proctor read over your paper and stand over your shoulder for fifteen minutes, and ask you, “is it hard” when you are TAKING AN AP EXAM. *true story.</li>
<li>When the cool smilies won’t let you copy and paste them. : (
127: Not playing by the rules.</li>
<li>When people can’t count.</li>
<li>When your best friend gets caught cheating on a quiz, gets grounded, and can’t hang out with you on Saturday.</li>
<li>When there is only one CC addict posting [oneself]
99.When you’re tired but don’t want to sleep.</li>
<li>When guys confuse me. [Yes! I got 100! ]</li>
<li>When guys aren’t direct about their feelings towards one.</li>
<li>That fact that you can not tell if you have bad breath or not</li>
<li>When Google Maps tells you to turn left onto X Street, but there’s a WALL in the way.</li>
<li>“But GOOGLE said so! Hence it is true!!”</li>
<li>“But WIKIPEDIA said so! Hence it is true!!”</li>
<li>Not knowing grammar, but signing up for an AP English class.</li>
<li>Being a public university, and being more expensive than a prestigious private. Seriously?? Stupid CA legislator people.</li>
<li>When someone replies to your text message with either just one word, or something an equivalent of ‘xD’ or ‘O:’</li>
<li>Punch someone in the face.</li>
<li>Not numbering things properly so the person below has to do it for you</li>
<li>being a fat ugly chick who thinks she’s hot. </li>
<li>Prove that you’re awesome JUST to spite them. :]</li>
<li>Ending every statement of personal opinion with “that’s just my opinion” or some derivative of.</li>
</ol>
<ol>
<li>posting lame threads on HSL</li>
<li>making your commute longer than your class</li>
<li>bringing up threads you posted on to the top of the recent forum so you feel like you have to post again</li>
<li>breaking continuity
5.Not following the format of the thread.</li>
<li>Cars going slow on the right lane.</li>
<li>Cars going slow on the left lane. <– splonk is slow, okay? L0L</li>
<li>Walking slowly in front of someone</li>
<li>Uhm… when someone runs into you and says “Excuse you!”</li>
<li>Small desks.</li>
<li>Repeatedly poking someone</li>
<li>Commercials that are suppose to be funny but aren’t</li>
<li>People who freak out when they see this number.</li>
<li>People who complain incessantly.</li>
<li>Anonymity.</li>
<li>sa.kdx;oimxljm8x3jie383736g y3khfq;oufdj;zqd</li>
<li>50 message limits on inbox’s</li>
<li>People who keep saying no offense and then say something offensive</li>
<li>Talk like a gangsta</li>
<li>Put people into headlocks for no reason</li>
<li>People who stand you up</li>
<li>Religious missionaries who won’t leave you the hell alone</li>
<li>Guys who act like angels in front of girls and then treat everyone like crap when they leave.</li>
<li>Voice messages that say “Hello? Hello? Helloooo? Anyone there?” for 5 minutes</li>
<li>People who still say (10char) even though all you have to do is hit the space bar a few times and then add a period at the end of your sentence.</li>
<li>Pants on the ground, pants on the ground, lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.</li>
<li>Spreading lies/rumors behind someones back.</li>
<li>People who never close the door all the way when asked to close it.</li>
<li>Dogs constantly barking for no apparent reason.</li>
<li>Dogs that eat poop and then lick you. True story.</li>
<li>Sniffling during a test.</li>
<li>Dragging a chair across the room and making a screech/squeaking noise.</li>
<li>Cutting people on the cafeteria line</li>
<li>Not leaving a message, but deciding to call three times to see if someone will pick up.</li>
<li>Not posting 1000 WAYS to annoy people, but simply posting random things that annoy (the worthless) YOU.</li>
<li>The tendency of freshmen to swing around and whack you with their gigantic backpacks
37: WHEN GIRLS STOOD YOU UP ON A DATE!!!
38: Indirectly insulting someone, and then acting innocent while they figure it out.</li>
<li>When in a list changing the symbol after #.</li>
<li>When people misspell a really simple word.</li>
<li>Being a prestige wh0re.</li>
<li>Being a teacher suck-up aka point-grubber aka little bit*h.</li>
<li>People who hide their true personalities and try to blend in</li>
<li>Talking about stuff you have NO IDEA OF i.e. college parties when you’re in high school</li>
<li>People who talk in movie theaters</li>
<li>typn lik dizzz on da internett</li>
<li>Necroing lame threads.</li>
<li>turning off peoples lights randomly when they are on</li>
<li>closing the door when someone asks you to open the door</li>
<li>“Are we there yet?”</li>
<li>when people use the term “lol” in real life conversations</li>
<li>using sticky fingers on someone elses keyboard.</li>
<li>“Can I borrow your cell phone”… 35 min later… credit is practically empty =S</li>
<li>people whispering when you know they are talking about you</li>
<li>people who don’t wear deo. is it that hard? seriously?</li>
<li>Overly-optimistic cheerfulness in the wrong situations</li>
<li>Completely unwarranted overreactions</li>
<li>Not including someone else’s contributions.</li>
<li>Acting arrogant and superior to everyone in an effort to cover up self-doubt</li>
<li>(this one is best when a group does it together) Singing a catchy song loudly until somebody else joins in, then stopping suddenly.</li>
<li>People borrowing pens, pencils, highlighters, etc. and never returning them.</li>
<li>Reading over someone else’s shoulder (guilty) in a way that disrupts their concentration (not guilty)</li>
<li>A 1000 reason thread dieing before getting to 1000 reasons.</li>
<li>Not reading the previous posts</li>
<li>Laughing very loudly in a public area over a lame joke</li>
<li>Being too lazy to copy and paste</li>
<li>Going 45 on a 55 mph road.</li>
<li>Having no speed limit sign on a road where the speed limit is 55.</li>
<li>Dropping the speed limit from 65 to 55 during construction…without putting any signs up.</li>
<li>Saying ■■■ every 5 seconds</li>
<li>Txting back lol after everything someone says! =O It’s not that funny!!</li>
<li>Having greasy hair [eeww! wash your hair!]</li>
<li>Ending every sentence with the word “ladies” (esp if the word ladies is said in a deep suggestive voice) ladies.</li>
<li>No matter how much you want there to be there is no occasion where shouting the word “RONK!” is socially acceptable</li>
<li>Having no filter whatsoever between your brain and your mouth.</li>
<li>Having no brain, but possessing a functional mouth.</li>
<li>Get the Benny Hill theme tune stuck in someone’s head before the SAT (happened to me… 4 hours of Yakety Sax on a loop no friggin annoying)</li>
<li>Arrogant people who always refer to themselves in a third person point of view.</li>
<li>Straight people who try to be the justice to gay people when people say ‘thats gay.’ such annoying little shiits.</li>
<li>Squawking and pooping on top of people’s heads (and the heads of other macaws)</li>
<li>Not following proper rules, procedures, paperwork, etc.</li>
<li>Instituting a complicated system of paperwork (there’s a name for it…red…red something )</li>
<li>Heck, cars going slow in <em>any</em> lane (re: #6&7 )</li>
<li>Interrupting teachers while they’re explaining instructions</li>
<li>Sleeping while the teacher goes over notes then complaining when you don’t know what to do.</li>
<li>Being pessimistic about EVERYTHING. [Good things can happen people so : )]</li>
<li>Bad grammar.</li>
<li>Impeccable grammar</li>
<li>When a guy sends ‘hey beautiful’ in a txt almost all of the girls in his contacts [TOOL]</li>
<li>Referring to everything related to the annoyee as hedgehogs.</li>
<li>Hyperactivity. Anyone who is incapable of sitting still without fidgeting and twitching.</li>
<li>Having a proctor read over your paper and stand over your shoulder for fifteen minutes, and ask you, “is it hard” when you are TAKING AN AP EXAM. *true story.</li>
<li>When the cool smilies won’t let you copy and paste them. : (
127: Not playing by the rules.</li>
<li>When people can’t count.</li>
<li>When your best friend gets caught cheating on a quiz, gets grounded, and can’t hang out with you on Saturday.</li>
<li>When there is only one CC addict posting [oneself]
99.When you’re tired but don’t want to sleep.</li>
<li>When guys confuse me. [Yes! I got 100! ]</li>
<li>When guys aren’t direct about their feelings towards one.</li>
<li>That fact that you can not tell if you have bad breath or not</li>
<li>When Google Maps tells you to turn left onto X Street, but there’s a WALL in the way.</li>
<li>“But GOOGLE said so! Hence it is true!!”</li>
<li>“But WIKIPEDIA said so! Hence it is true!!”</li>
<li>Not knowing grammar, but signing up for an AP English class.</li>
<li>Being a public university, and being more expensive than a prestigious private. Seriously?? Stupid CA legislator people.</li>
<li>When someone replies to your text message with either just one word, or something an equivalent of ‘xD’ or ‘O:’</li>
<li>Punch someone in the face.</li>
<li>Not numbering things properly so the person below has to do it for you</li>
<li>being a fat ugly chick who thinks she’s hot.</li>
<li>Prove that you’re awesome JUST to spite them. :]</li>
<li>Ending every statement of personal opinion with “that’s just my opinion” or some derivative of. </li>
<li>Loud ass neighbors who will not ST-FU.</li>
</ol>
<ol>
<li>posting lame threads on HSL</li>
<li>making your commute longer than your class</li>
<li>bringing up threads you posted on to the top of the recent forum so you feel like you have to post again</li>
<li>breaking continuity
5.Not following the format of the thread.</li>
<li>Cars going slow on the right lane.</li>
<li>Cars going slow on the left lane. <– splonk is slow, okay? L0L</li>
<li>Walking slowly in front of someone</li>
<li>Uhm… when someone runs into you and says “Excuse you!”</li>
<li>Small desks.</li>
<li>Repeatedly poking someone</li>
<li>Commercials that are suppose to be funny but aren’t</li>
<li>People who freak out when they see this number.</li>
<li>People who complain incessantly.</li>
<li>Anonymity.</li>
<li>sa.kdx;oimxljm8x3jie383736g y3khfq;oufdj;zqd</li>
<li>50 message limits on inbox’s</li>
<li>People who keep saying no offense and then say something offensive</li>
<li>Talk like a gangsta</li>
<li>Put people into headlocks for no reason</li>
<li>People who stand you up</li>
<li>Religious missionaries who won’t leave you the hell alone</li>
<li>Guys who act like angels in front of girls and then treat everyone like crap when they leave.</li>
<li>Voice messages that say “Hello? Hello? Helloooo? Anyone there?” for 5 minutes</li>
<li>People who still say (10char) even though all you have to do is hit the space bar a few times and then add a period at the end of your sentence.</li>
<li>Pants on the ground, pants on the ground, lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.</li>
<li>Spreading lies/rumors behind someones back.</li>
<li>People who never close the door all the way when asked to close it.</li>
<li>Dogs constantly barking for no apparent reason.</li>
<li>Dogs that eat poop and then lick you. True story.</li>
<li>Sniffling during a test.</li>
<li>Dragging a chair across the room and making a screech/squeaking noise.</li>
<li>Cutting people on the cafeteria line</li>
<li>Not leaving a message, but deciding to call three times to see if someone will pick up.</li>
<li>Not posting 1000 WAYS to annoy people, but simply posting random things that annoy (the worthless) YOU.</li>
<li>The tendency of freshmen to swing around and whack you with their gigantic backpacks
37: WHEN GIRLS STOOD YOU UP ON A DATE!!!
38: Indirectly insulting someone, and then acting innocent while they figure it out.</li>
<li>When in a list changing the symbol after #.</li>
<li>When people misspell a really simple word.</li>
<li>Being a prestige wh0re.</li>
<li>Being a teacher suck-up aka point-grubber aka little bit*h.</li>
<li>People who hide their true personalities and try to blend in</li>
<li>Talking about stuff you have NO IDEA OF i.e. college parties when you’re in high school</li>
<li>People who talk in movie theaters</li>
<li>typn lik dizzz on da internett</li>
<li>Necroing lame threads.</li>
<li>turning off peoples lights randomly when they are on</li>
<li>closing the door when someone asks you to open the door</li>
<li>“Are we there yet?”</li>
<li>when people use the term “lol” in real life conversations</li>
<li>using sticky fingers on someone elses keyboard.</li>
<li>“Can I borrow your cell phone”… 35 min later… credit is practically empty =S</li>
<li>people whispering when you know they are talking about you</li>
<li>people who don’t wear deo. is it that hard? seriously?</li>
<li>Overly-optimistic cheerfulness in the wrong situations</li>
<li>Completely unwarranted overreactions</li>
<li>Not including someone else’s contributions.</li>
<li>Acting arrogant and superior to everyone in an effort to cover up self-doubt</li>
<li>(this one is best when a group does it together) Singing a catchy song loudly until somebody else joins in, then stopping suddenly.</li>
<li>People borrowing pens, pencils, highlighters, etc. and never returning them.</li>
<li>Reading over someone else’s shoulder (guilty) in a way that disrupts their concentration (not guilty)</li>
<li>A 1000 reason thread dieing before getting to 1000 reasons.</li>
<li>Not reading the previous posts</li>
<li>Laughing very loudly in a public area over a lame joke</li>
<li>Being too lazy to copy and paste</li>
<li>Going 45 on a 55 mph road.</li>
<li>Having no speed limit sign on a road where the speed limit is 55.</li>
<li>Dropping the speed limit from 65 to 55 during construction…without putting any signs up.</li>
<li>Saying ■■■ every 5 seconds</li>
<li>Txting back lol after everything someone says! =O It’s not that funny!!</li>
<li>Having greasy hair [eeww! wash your hair!]</li>
<li>Ending every sentence with the word “ladies” (esp if the word ladies is said in a deep suggestive voice) ladies.</li>
<li>No matter how much you want there to be there is no occasion where shouting the word “RONK!” is socially acceptable</li>
<li>Having no filter whatsoever between your brain and your mouth.</li>
<li>Having no brain, but possessing a functional mouth.</li>
<li>Get the Benny Hill theme tune stuck in someone’s head before the SAT (happened to me… 4 hours of Yakety Sax on a loop no friggin annoying)</li>
<li>Arrogant people who always refer to themselves in a third person point of view.</li>
<li>Straight people who try to be the justice to gay people when people say ‘thats gay.’ such annoying little shiits.</li>
<li>Squawking and pooping on top of people’s heads (and the heads of other macaws)</li>
<li>Not following proper rules, procedures, paperwork, etc.</li>
<li>Instituting a complicated system of paperwork (there’s a name for it…red…red something )</li>
<li>Heck, cars going slow in <em>any</em> lane (re: #6&7 )</li>
<li>Interrupting teachers while they’re explaining instructions</li>
<li>Sleeping while the teacher goes over notes then complaining when you don’t know what to do.</li>
<li>Being pessimistic about EVERYTHING. [Good things can happen people so : )]</li>
<li>Bad grammar.</li>
<li>Impeccable grammar</li>
<li>When a guy sends ‘hey beautiful’ in a txt almost all of the girls in his contacts [TOOL]</li>
<li>Referring to everything related to the annoyee as hedgehogs.</li>
<li>Hyperactivity. Anyone who is incapable of sitting still without fidgeting and twitching.</li>
<li>Having a proctor read over your paper and stand over your shoulder for fifteen minutes, and ask you, “is it hard” when you are TAKING AN AP EXAM. *true story.</li>
<li>When the cool smilies won’t let you copy and paste them. : (
127: Not playing by the rules.</li>
<li>When people can’t count.</li>
<li>When your best friend gets caught cheating on a quiz, gets grounded, and can’t hang out with you on Saturday.</li>
<li>When there is only one CC addict posting [oneself]
99.When you’re tired but don’t want to sleep.</li>
<li>When guys confuse me. [Yes! I got 100! ]</li>
<li>When guys aren’t direct about their feelings towards one.</li>
<li>That fact that you can not tell if you have bad breath or not</li>
<li>When Google Maps tells you to turn left onto X Street, but there’s a WALL in the way.</li>
<li>“But GOOGLE said so! Hence it is true!!”</li>
<li>“But WIKIPEDIA said so! Hence it is true!!”</li>
<li>Not knowing grammar, but signing up for an AP English class.</li>
<li>Being a public university, and being more expensive than a prestigious private. Seriously?? Stupid CA legislator people.</li>
<li>When someone replies to your text message with either just one word, or something an equivalent of ‘xD’ or ‘O:’</li>
<li>Punch someone in the face.</li>
<li>Not numbering things properly so the person below has to do it for you</li>
<li>being a fat ugly chick who thinks she’s hot.</li>
<li>Prove that you’re awesome JUST to spite them. :]</li>
<li>Ending every statement of personal opinion with “that’s just my opinion” or some derivative of.</li>
<li>Loud ass neighbors who will not ST-FU. </li>
<li>Neighbors who INSIST on standing in their (open, blinds-open) windows AND kill the trees that you plant SPECIFICALLY to block them. >.<</li>
<li>Neighbors (two different sets of neighbors from the above) who like to gossip behind your back…about you. <em>sigh</em></li>
</ol>
<ol>
<li>posting lame threads on HSL</li>
<li>making your commute longer than your class</li>
<li>bringing up threads you posted on to the top of the recent forum so you feel like you have to post again</li>
<li>breaking continuity
5.Not following the format of the thread.</li>
<li>Cars going slow on the right lane.</li>
<li>Cars going slow on the left lane. <– splonk is slow, okay? L0L</li>
<li>Walking slowly in front of someone</li>
<li>Uhm… when someone runs into you and says “Excuse you!”</li>
<li>Small desks.</li>
<li>Repeatedly poking someone</li>
<li>Commercials that are suppose to be funny but aren’t</li>
<li>People who freak out when they see this number.</li>
<li>People who complain incessantly.</li>
<li>Anonymity.</li>
<li>sa.kdx;oimxljm8x3jie383736g y3khfq;oufdj;zqd</li>
<li>50 message limits on inbox’s</li>
<li>People who keep saying no offense and then say something offensive</li>
<li>Talk like a gangsta</li>
<li>Put people into headlocks for no reason</li>
<li>People who stand you up</li>
<li>Religious missionaries who won’t leave you the hell alone</li>
<li>Guys who act like angels in front of girls and then treat everyone like crap when they leave.</li>
<li>Voice messages that say “Hello? Hello? Helloooo? Anyone there?” for 5 minutes</li>
<li>People who still say (10char) even though all you have to do is hit the space bar a few times and then add a period at the end of your sentence.</li>
<li>Pants on the ground, pants on the ground, lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.</li>
<li>Spreading lies/rumors behind someones back.</li>
<li>People who never close the door all the way when asked to close it.</li>
<li>Dogs constantly barking for no apparent reason.</li>
<li>Dogs that eat poop and then lick you. True story.</li>
<li>Sniffling during a test.</li>
<li>Dragging a chair across the room and making a screech/squeaking noise.</li>
<li>Cutting people on the cafeteria line</li>
<li>Not leaving a message, but deciding to call three times to see if someone will pick up.</li>
<li>Not posting 1000 WAYS to annoy people, but simply posting random things that annoy (the worthless) YOU.</li>
<li>The tendency of freshmen to swing around and whack you with their gigantic backpacks
37: WHEN GIRLS STOOD YOU UP ON A DATE!!!
38: Indirectly insulting someone, and then acting innocent while they figure it out.</li>
<li>When in a list changing the symbol after #.</li>
<li>When people misspell a really simple word.</li>
<li>Being a prestige wh0re.</li>
<li>Being a teacher suck-up aka point-grubber aka little bit*h.</li>
<li>People who hide their true personalities and try to blend in</li>
<li>Talking about stuff you have NO IDEA OF i.e. college parties when you’re in high school</li>
<li>People who talk in movie theaters</li>
<li>typn lik dizzz on da internett</li>
<li>Necroing lame threads.</li>
<li>turning off peoples lights randomly when they are on</li>
<li>closing the door when someone asks you to open the door</li>
<li>“Are we there yet?”</li>
<li>when people use the term “lol” in real life conversations</li>
<li>using sticky fingers on someone elses keyboard.</li>
<li>“Can I borrow your cell phone”… 35 min later… credit is practically empty =S</li>
<li>people whispering when you know they are talking about you</li>
<li>people who don’t wear deo. is it that hard? seriously?</li>
<li>Overly-optimistic cheerfulness in the wrong situations</li>
<li>Completely unwarranted overreactions</li>
<li>Not including someone else’s contributions.</li>
<li>Acting arrogant and superior to everyone in an effort to cover up self-doubt</li>
<li>(this one is best when a group does it together) Singing a catchy song loudly until somebody else joins in, then stopping suddenly.</li>
<li>People borrowing pens, pencils, highlighters, etc. and never returning them.</li>
<li>Reading over someone else’s shoulder (guilty) in a way that disrupts their concentration (not guilty)</li>
<li>A 1000 reason thread dieing before getting to 1000 reasons.</li>
<li>Not reading the previous posts</li>
<li>Laughing very loudly in a public area over a lame joke</li>
<li>Being too lazy to copy and paste</li>
<li>Going 45 on a 55 mph road.</li>
<li>Having no speed limit sign on a road where the speed limit is 55.</li>
<li>Dropping the speed limit from 65 to 55 during construction…without putting any signs up.</li>
<li>Saying ■■■ every 5 seconds</li>
<li>Txting back lol after everything someone says! =O It’s not that funny!!</li>
<li>Having greasy hair [eeww! wash your hair!]</li>
<li>Ending every sentence with the word “ladies” (esp if the word ladies is said in a deep suggestive voice) ladies.</li>
<li>No matter how much you want there to be there is no occasion where shouting the word “RONK!” is socially acceptable</li>
<li>Having no filter whatsoever between your brain and your mouth.</li>
<li>Having no brain, but possessing a functional mouth.</li>
<li>Get the Benny Hill theme tune stuck in someone’s head before the SAT (happened to me… 4 hours of Yakety Sax on a loop no friggin annoying)</li>
<li>Arrogant people who always refer to themselves in a third person point of view.</li>
<li>Straight people who try to be the justice to gay people when people say ‘thats gay.’ such annoying little shiits.</li>
<li>Squawking and pooping on top of people’s heads (and the heads of other macaws)</li>
<li>Not following proper rules, procedures, paperwork, etc.</li>
<li>Instituting a complicated system of paperwork (there’s a name for it…red…red something )</li>
<li>Heck, cars going slow in <em>any</em> lane (re: #6&7 )</li>
<li>Interrupting teachers while they’re explaining instructions</li>
<li>Sleeping while the teacher goes over notes then complaining when you don’t know what to do.</li>
<li>Being pessimistic about EVERYTHING. [Good things can happen people so : )]</li>
<li>Bad grammar.</li>
<li>Impeccable grammar</li>
<li>When a guy sends ‘hey beautiful’ in a txt almost all of the girls in his contacts [TOOL]</li>
<li>Referring to everything related to the annoyee as hedgehogs.</li>
<li>Hyperactivity. Anyone who is incapable of sitting still without fidgeting and twitching.</li>
<li>Having a proctor read over your paper and stand over your shoulder for fifteen minutes, and ask you, “is it hard” when you are TAKING AN AP EXAM. *true story.</li>
<li>When the cool smilies won’t let you copy and paste them. : (
127: Not playing by the rules.</li>
<li>When people can’t count.</li>
<li>When your best friend gets caught cheating on a quiz, gets grounded, and can’t hang out with you on Saturday.</li>
<li>When there is only one CC addict posting [oneself]
99.When you’re tired but don’t want to sleep.</li>
<li>When guys confuse me. [Yes! I got 100! ]</li>
<li>When guys aren’t direct about their feelings towards one.</li>
<li>That fact that you can not tell if you have bad breath or not</li>
<li>When Google Maps tells you to turn left onto X Street, but there’s a WALL in the way.</li>
<li>“But GOOGLE said so! Hence it is true!!”</li>
<li>“But WIKIPEDIA said so! Hence it is true!!”</li>
<li>Not knowing grammar, but signing up for an AP English class.</li>
<li>Being a public university, and being more expensive than a prestigious private. Seriously?? Stupid CA legislator people.</li>
<li>When someone replies to your text message with either just one word, or something an equivalent of ‘xD’ or ‘O:’</li>
<li>Punch someone in the face.</li>
<li>Not numbering things properly so the person below has to do it for you</li>
<li>being a fat ugly chick who thinks she’s hot.</li>
<li>Prove that you’re awesome JUST to spite them. :]</li>
<li>Ending every statement of personal opinion with “that’s just my opinion” or some derivative of.</li>
<li>Loud ass neighbors who will not ST-FU.</li>
<li>Neighbors who INSIST on standing in their (open, blinds-open) windows AND kill the trees that you plant SPECIFICALLY to block them. >.<</li>
<li>Neighbors (two different sets of neighbors from the above) who like to gossip behind your back…about you. <em>sigh</em> </li>
<li>When somebody sees you have a tattoo, then asks “did that hurt?” It’s needles dragging through your skin. That should be a no-brainer.</li>
</ol>
<ol>
<li>posting lame threads on HSL</li>
<li>making your commute longer than your class</li>
<li>bringing up threads you posted on to the top of the recent forum so you feel like you have to post again</li>
<li>breaking continuity
5.Not following the format of the thread.</li>
<li>Cars going slow on the right lane.</li>
<li>Cars going slow on the left lane. <– splonk is slow, okay? L0L</li>
<li>Walking slowly in front of someone</li>
<li>Uhm… when someone runs into you and says “Excuse you!”</li>
<li>Small desks.</li>
<li>Repeatedly poking someone</li>
<li>Commercials that are suppose to be funny but aren’t</li>
<li>People who freak out when they see this number.</li>
<li>People who complain incessantly.</li>
<li>Anonymity.</li>
<li>sa.kdx;oimxljm8x3jie383736g y3khfq;oufdj;zqd</li>
<li>50 message limits on inbox’s</li>
<li>People who keep saying no offense and then say something offensive</li>
<li>Talk like a gangsta</li>
<li>Put people into headlocks for no reason</li>
<li>People who stand you up</li>
<li>Religious missionaries who won’t leave you the hell alone</li>
<li>Guys who act like angels in front of girls and then treat everyone like crap when they leave.</li>
<li>Voice messages that say “Hello? Hello? Helloooo? Anyone there?” for 5 minutes</li>
<li>People who still say (10char) even though all you have to do is hit the space bar a few times and then add a period at the end of your sentence.</li>
<li>Pants on the ground, pants on the ground, lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.</li>
<li>Spreading lies/rumors behind someones back.</li>
<li>People who never close the door all the way when asked to close it.</li>
<li>Dogs constantly barking for no apparent reason.</li>
<li>Dogs that eat poop and then lick you. True story.</li>
<li>Sniffling during a test.</li>
<li>Dragging a chair across the room and making a screech/squeaking noise.</li>
<li>Cutting people on the cafeteria line</li>
<li>Not leaving a message, but deciding to call three times to see if someone will pick up.</li>
<li>Not posting 1000 WAYS to annoy people, but simply posting random things that annoy (the worthless) YOU.</li>
<li>The tendency of freshmen to swing around and whack you with their gigantic backpacks
37: WHEN GIRLS STOOD YOU UP ON A DATE!!!
38: Indirectly insulting someone, and then acting innocent while they figure it out.</li>
<li>When in a list changing the symbol after #.</li>
<li>When people misspell a really simple word.</li>
<li>Being a prestige wh0re.</li>
<li>Being a teacher suck-up aka point-grubber aka little bit*h.</li>
<li>People who hide their true personalities and try to blend in</li>
<li>Talking about stuff you have NO IDEA OF i.e. college parties when you’re in high school</li>
<li>People who talk in movie theaters</li>
<li>typn lik dizzz on da internett</li>
<li>Necroing lame threads.</li>
<li>turning off peoples lights randomly when they are on</li>
<li>closing the door when someone asks you to open the door</li>
<li>“Are we there yet?”</li>
<li>when people use the term “lol” in real life conversations</li>
<li>using sticky fingers on someone elses keyboard.</li>
<li>“Can I borrow your cell phone”… 35 min later… credit is practically empty =S</li>
<li>people whispering when you know they are talking about you</li>
<li>people who don’t wear deo. is it that hard? seriously?</li>
<li>Overly-optimistic cheerfulness in the wrong situations</li>
<li>Completely unwarranted overreactions</li>
<li>Not including someone else’s contributions.</li>
<li>Acting arrogant and superior to everyone in an effort to cover up self-doubt</li>
<li>(this one is best when a group does it together) Singing a catchy song loudly until somebody else joins in, then stopping suddenly.</li>
<li>People borrowing pens, pencils, highlighters, etc. and never returning them.</li>
<li>Reading over someone else’s shoulder (guilty) in a way that disrupts their concentration (not guilty)</li>
<li>A 1000 reason thread dieing before getting to 1000 reasons.</li>
<li>Not reading the previous posts</li>
<li>Laughing very loudly in a public area over a lame joke</li>
<li>Being too lazy to copy and paste</li>
<li>Going 45 on a 55 mph road.</li>
<li>Having no speed limit sign on a road where the speed limit is 55.</li>
<li>Dropping the speed limit from 65 to 55 during construction…without putting any signs up.</li>
<li>Saying ■■■ every 5 seconds</li>
<li>Txting back lol after everything someone says! =O It’s not that funny!!</li>
<li>Having greasy hair [eeww! wash your hair!]</li>
<li>Ending every sentence with the word “ladies” (esp if the word ladies is said in a deep suggestive voice) ladies.</li>
<li>No matter how much you want there to be there is no occasion where shouting the word “RONK!” is socially acceptable</li>
<li>Having no filter whatsoever between your brain and your mouth.</li>
<li>Having no brain, but possessing a functional mouth.</li>
<li>Get the Benny Hill theme tune stuck in someone’s head before the SAT (happened to me… 4 hours of Yakety Sax on a loop no friggin annoying)</li>
<li>Arrogant people who always refer to themselves in a third person point of view.</li>
<li>Straight people who try to be the justice to gay people when people say ‘thats gay.’ such annoying little shiits.</li>
<li>Squawking and pooping on top of people’s heads (and the heads of other macaws)</li>
<li>Not following proper rules, procedures, paperwork, etc.</li>
<li>Instituting a complicated system of paperwork (there’s a name for it…red…red something )</li>
<li>Heck, cars going slow in <em>any</em> lane (re: #6&7 )</li>
<li>Interrupting teachers while they’re explaining instructions</li>
<li>Sleeping while the teacher goes over notes then complaining when you don’t know what to do.</li>
<li>Being pessimistic about EVERYTHING. [Good things can happen people so : )]</li>
<li>Bad grammar.</li>
<li>Impeccable grammar</li>
<li>When a guy sends ‘hey beautiful’ in a txt almost all of the girls in his contacts [TOOL]</li>
<li>Referring to everything related to the annoyee as hedgehogs.</li>
<li>Hyperactivity. Anyone who is incapable of sitting still without fidgeting and twitching.</li>
<li>Having a proctor read over your paper and stand over your shoulder for fifteen minutes, and ask you, “is it hard” when you are TAKING AN AP EXAM. *true story.</li>
<li>When the cool smilies won’t let you copy and paste them. : (
127: Not playing by the rules.</li>
<li>When people can’t count.</li>
<li>When your best friend gets caught cheating on a quiz, gets grounded, and can’t hang out with you on Saturday.</li>
<li>When there is only one CC addict posting [oneself]
99.When you’re tired but don’t want to sleep.</li>
<li>When guys confuse me. [Yes! I got 100! ]</li>
<li>When guys aren’t direct about their feelings towards one.</li>
<li>That fact that you can not tell if you have bad breath or not</li>
<li>When Google Maps tells you to turn left onto X Street, but there’s a WALL in the way.</li>
<li>“But GOOGLE said so! Hence it is true!!”</li>
<li>“But WIKIPEDIA said so! Hence it is true!!”</li>
<li>Not knowing grammar, but signing up for an AP English class.</li>
<li>Being a public university, and being more expensive than a prestigious private. Seriously?? Stupid CA legislator people.</li>
<li>When someone replies to your text message with either just one word, or something an equivalent of ‘xD’ or ‘O:’</li>
<li>Punch someone in the face.</li>
<li>Not numbering things properly so the person below has to do it for you</li>
<li>being a fat ugly chick who thinks she’s hot.</li>
<li>Prove that you’re awesome JUST to spite them. :]</li>
<li>Ending every statement of personal opinion with “that’s just my opinion” or some derivative of.</li>
<li>Loud ass neighbors who will not ST-FU.</li>
<li>Neighbors who INSIST on standing in their (open, blinds-open) windows AND kill the trees that you plant SPECIFICALLY to block them. >.<</li>
<li>Neighbors (two different sets of neighbors from the above) who like to gossip behind your back…about you. <em>sigh</em> </li>
<li>When somebody sees you have a tattoo, then asks “did that hurt?” It’s needles dragging through your skin. That should be a no-brainer.</li>
<li>When your mother insists upon using a gallon of your YSL ELLE perfume every day. -_-</li>
</ol>
<ol>
<li>posting lame threads on HSL</li>
<li>making your commute longer than your class</li>
<li>bringing up threads you posted on to the top of the recent forum so you feel like you have to post again</li>
<li>breaking continuity
5.Not following the format of the thread.</li>
<li>Cars going slow on the right lane.</li>
<li>Cars going slow on the left lane. <– splonk is slow, okay? L0L</li>
<li>Walking slowly in front of someone</li>
<li>Uhm… when someone runs into you and says “Excuse you!”</li>
<li>Small desks.</li>
<li>Repeatedly poking someone</li>
<li>Commercials that are suppose to be funny but aren’t</li>
<li>People who freak out when they see this number.</li>
<li>People who complain incessantly.</li>
<li>Anonymity.</li>
<li>sa.kdx;oimxljm8x3jie383736g y3khfq;oufdj;zqd</li>
<li>50 message limits on inbox’s</li>
<li>People who keep saying no offense and then say something offensive</li>
<li>Talk like a gangsta</li>
<li>Put people into headlocks for no reason</li>
<li>People who stand you up</li>
<li>Religious missionaries who won’t leave you the hell alone</li>
<li>Guys who act like angels in front of girls and then treat everyone like crap when they leave.</li>
<li>Voice messages that say “Hello? Hello? Helloooo? Anyone there?” for 5 minutes</li>
<li>People who still say (10char) even though all you have to do is hit the space bar a few times and then add a period at the end of your sentence.</li>
<li>Pants on the ground, pants on the ground, lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.</li>
<li>Spreading lies/rumors behind someones back.</li>
<li>People who never close the door all the way when asked to close it.</li>
<li>Dogs constantly barking for no apparent reason.</li>
<li>Dogs that eat poop and then lick you. True story.</li>
<li>Sniffling during a test.</li>
<li>Dragging a chair across the room and making a screech/squeaking noise.</li>
<li>Cutting people on the cafeteria line</li>
<li>Not leaving a message, but deciding to call three times to see if someone will pick up.</li>
<li>Not posting 1000 WAYS to annoy people, but simply posting random things that annoy (the worthless) YOU.</li>
<li>The tendency of freshmen to swing around and whack you with their gigantic backpacks
37: WHEN GIRLS STOOD YOU UP ON A DATE!!!
38: Indirectly insulting someone, and then acting innocent while they figure it out.</li>
<li>When in a list changing the symbol after #.</li>
<li>When people misspell a really simple word.</li>
<li>Being a prestige wh0re.</li>
<li>Being a teacher suck-up aka point-grubber aka little bit*h.</li>
<li>People who hide their true personalities and try to blend in</li>
<li>Talking about stuff you have NO IDEA OF i.e. college parties when you’re in high school</li>
<li>People who talk in movie theaters</li>
<li>typn lik dizzz on da internett</li>
<li>Necroing lame threads.</li>
<li>turning off peoples lights randomly when they are on</li>
<li>closing the door when someone asks you to open the door</li>
<li>“Are we there yet?”</li>
<li>when people use the term “lol” in real life conversations</li>
<li>using sticky fingers on someone elses keyboard.</li>
<li>“Can I borrow your cell phone”… 35 min later… credit is practically empty =S</li>
<li>people whispering when you know they are talking about you</li>
<li>people who don’t wear deo. is it that hard? seriously?</li>
<li>Overly-optimistic cheerfulness in the wrong situations</li>
<li>Completely unwarranted overreactions</li>
<li>Not including someone else’s contributions.</li>
<li>Acting arrogant and superior to everyone in an effort to cover up self-doubt</li>
<li>(this one is best when a group does it together) Singing a catchy song loudly until somebody else joins in, then stopping suddenly.</li>
<li>People borrowing pens, pencils, highlighters, etc. and never returning them.</li>
<li>Reading over someone else’s shoulder (guilty) in a way that disrupts their concentration (not guilty)</li>
<li>A 1000 reason thread dieing before getting to 1000 reasons.</li>
<li>Not reading the previous posts</li>
<li>Laughing very loudly in a public area over a lame joke</li>
<li>Being too lazy to copy and paste</li>
<li>Going 45 on a 55 mph road.</li>
<li>Having no speed limit sign on a road where the speed limit is 55.</li>
<li>Dropping the speed limit from 65 to 55 during construction…without putting any signs up.</li>
<li>Saying ■■■ every 5 seconds</li>
<li>Txting back lol after everything someone says! =O It’s not that funny!!</li>
<li>Having greasy hair [eeww! wash your hair!]</li>
<li>Ending every sentence with the word “ladies” (esp if the word ladies is said in a deep suggestive voice) ladies.</li>
<li>No matter how much you want there to be there is no occasion where shouting the word “RONK!” is socially acceptable</li>
<li>Having no filter whatsoever between your brain and your mouth.</li>
<li>Having no brain, but possessing a functional mouth.</li>
<li>Get the Benny Hill theme tune stuck in someone’s head before the SAT (happened to me… 4 hours of Yakety Sax on a loop no friggin annoying)</li>
<li>Arrogant people who always refer to themselves in a third person point of view.</li>
<li>Straight people who try to be the justice to gay people when people say ‘thats gay.’ such annoying little shiits.</li>
<li>Squawking and pooping on top of people’s heads (and the heads of other macaws)</li>
<li>Not following proper rules, procedures, paperwork, etc.</li>
<li>Instituting a complicated system of paperwork (there’s a name for it…red…red something )</li>
<li>Heck, cars going slow in <em>any</em> lane (re: #6&7 )</li>
<li>Interrupting teachers while they’re explaining instructions</li>
<li>Sleeping while the teacher goes over notes then complaining when you don’t know what to do.</li>
<li>Being pessimistic about EVERYTHING. [Good things can happen people so : )]</li>
<li>Bad grammar.</li>
<li>Impeccable grammar</li>
<li>When a guy sends ‘hey beautiful’ in a txt almost all of the girls in his contacts [TOOL]</li>
<li>Referring to everything related to the annoyee as hedgehogs.</li>
<li>Hyperactivity. Anyone who is incapable of sitting still without fidgeting and twitching.</li>
<li>Having a proctor read over your paper and stand over your shoulder for fifteen minutes, and ask you, “is it hard” when you are TAKING AN AP EXAM. *true story.</li>
<li>When the cool smilies won’t let you copy and paste them. : (
127: Not playing by the rules.</li>
<li>When people can’t count.</li>
<li>When your best friend gets caught cheating on a quiz, gets grounded, and can’t hang out with you on Saturday.</li>
<li>When there is only one CC addict posting [oneself]
99.When you’re tired but don’t want to sleep.</li>
<li>When guys confuse me. [Yes! I got 100! ]</li>
<li>When guys aren’t direct about their feelings towards one.</li>
<li>That fact that you can not tell if you have bad breath or not</li>
<li>When Google Maps tells you to turn left onto X Street, but there’s a WALL in the way.</li>
<li>“But GOOGLE said so! Hence it is true!!”</li>
<li>“But WIKIPEDIA said so! Hence it is true!!”</li>
<li>Not knowing grammar, but signing up for an AP English class.</li>
<li>Being a public university, and being more expensive than a prestigious private. Seriously?? Stupid CA legislator people.</li>
<li>When someone replies to your text message with either just one word, or something an equivalent of ‘xD’ or ‘O:’</li>
<li>Punch someone in the face.</li>
<li>Not numbering things properly so the person below has to do it for you</li>
<li>being a fat ugly chick who thinks she’s hot.</li>
<li>Prove that you’re awesome JUST to spite them. :]</li>
<li>Ending every statement of personal opinion with “that’s just my opinion” or some derivative of.</li>
<li>Loud ass neighbors who will not ST-FU.</li>
<li>Neighbors who INSIST on standing in their (open, blinds-open) windows AND kill the trees that you plant SPECIFICALLY to block them. >.<</li>
<li>Neighbors (two different sets of neighbors from the above) who like to gossip behind your back…about you. <em>sigh</em></li>
<li>When somebody sees you have a tattoo, then asks “did that hurt?” It’s needles dragging through your skin. That should be a no-brainer.</li>
<li>When your mother insists upon using a gallon of your YSL ELLE perfume every day. -_- </li>
<li>Salesperson: “Hey look, this piece of gold jewelry is AWESOME for $300!” (the piece is smaller than your pinky toenail. I miss the days of cheap gold.)</li>
</ol>
<ol>
<li>posting lame threads on HSL</li>
<li>making your commute longer than your class</li>
<li>bringing up threads you posted on to the top of the recent forum so you feel like you have to post again</li>
<li>breaking continuity
5.Not following the format of the thread.</li>
<li>Cars going slow on the right lane.</li>
<li>Cars going slow on the left lane. <– splonk is slow, okay? L0L</li>
<li>Walking slowly in front of someone</li>
<li>Uhm… when someone runs into you and says “Excuse you!”</li>
<li>Small desks.</li>
<li>Repeatedly poking someone</li>
<li>Commercials that are suppose to be funny but aren’t</li>
<li>People who freak out when they see this number.</li>
<li>People who complain incessantly.</li>
<li>Anonymity.</li>
<li>sa.kdx;oimxljm8x3jie383736g y3khfq;oufdj;zqd</li>
<li>50 message limits on inbox’s</li>
<li>People who keep saying no offense and then say something offensive</li>
<li>Talk like a gangsta</li>
<li>Put people into headlocks for no reason</li>
<li>People who stand you up</li>
<li>Religious missionaries who won’t leave you the hell alone</li>
<li>Guys who act like angels in front of girls and then treat everyone like crap when they leave.</li>
<li>Voice messages that say “Hello? Hello? Helloooo? Anyone there?” for 5 minutes</li>
<li>People who still say (10char) even though all you have to do is hit the space bar a few times and then add a period at the end of your sentence.</li>
<li>Pants on the ground, pants on the ground, lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.</li>
<li>Spreading lies/rumors behind someones back.</li>
<li>People who never close the door all the way when asked to close it.</li>
<li>Dogs constantly barking for no apparent reason.</li>
<li>Dogs that eat poop and then lick you. True story.</li>
<li>Sniffling during a test.</li>
<li>Dragging a chair across the room and making a screech/squeaking noise.</li>
<li>Cutting people on the cafeteria line</li>
<li>Not leaving a message, but deciding to call three times to see if someone will pick up.</li>
<li>Not posting 1000 WAYS to annoy people, but simply posting random things that annoy (the worthless) YOU.</li>
<li>The tendency of freshmen to swing around and whack you with their gigantic backpacks
37: WHEN GIRLS STOOD YOU UP ON A DATE!!!
38: Indirectly insulting someone, and then acting innocent while they figure it out.</li>
<li>When in a list changing the symbol after #.</li>
<li>When people misspell a really simple word.</li>
<li>Being a prestige wh0re.</li>
<li>Being a teacher suck-up aka point-grubber aka little bit*h.</li>
<li>People who hide their true personalities and try to blend in</li>
<li>Talking about stuff you have NO IDEA OF i.e. college parties when you’re in high school</li>
<li>People who talk in movie theaters</li>
<li>typn lik dizzz on da internett</li>
<li>Necroing lame threads.</li>
<li>turning off peoples lights randomly when they are on</li>
<li>closing the door when someone asks you to open the door</li>
<li>“Are we there yet?”</li>
<li>when people use the term “lol” in real life conversations</li>
<li>using sticky fingers on someone elses keyboard.</li>
<li>“Can I borrow your cell phone”… 35 min later… credit is practically empty =S</li>
<li>people whispering when you know they are talking about you</li>
<li>people who don’t wear deo. is it that hard? seriously?</li>
<li>Overly-optimistic cheerfulness in the wrong situations</li>
<li>Completely unwarranted overreactions</li>
<li>Not including someone else’s contributions.</li>
<li>Acting arrogant and superior to everyone in an effort to cover up self-doubt</li>
<li>(this one is best when a group does it together) Singing a catchy song loudly until somebody else joins in, then stopping suddenly.</li>
<li>People borrowing pens, pencils, highlighters, etc. and never returning them.</li>
<li>Reading over someone else’s shoulder (guilty) in a way that disrupts their concentration (not guilty)</li>
<li>A 1000 reason thread dieing before getting to 1000 reasons.</li>
<li>Not reading the previous posts</li>
<li>Laughing very loudly in a public area over a lame joke</li>
<li>Being too lazy to copy and paste</li>
<li>Going 45 on a 55 mph road.</li>
<li>Having no speed limit sign on a road where the speed limit is 55.</li>
<li>Dropping the speed limit from 65 to 55 during construction…without putting any signs up.</li>
<li>Saying ■■■ every 5 seconds</li>
<li>Txting back lol after everything someone says! =O It’s not that funny!!</li>
<li>Having greasy hair [eeww! wash your hair!]</li>
<li>Ending every sentence with the word “ladies” (esp if the word ladies is said in a deep suggestive voice) ladies.</li>
<li>No matter how much you want there to be there is no occasion where shouting the word “RONK!” is socially acceptable</li>
<li>Having no filter whatsoever between your brain and your mouth.</li>
<li>Having no brain, but possessing a functional mouth.</li>
<li>Get the Benny Hill theme tune stuck in someone’s head before the SAT (happened to me… 4 hours of Yakety Sax on a loop no friggin annoying)</li>
<li>Arrogant people who always refer to themselves in a third person point of view.</li>
<li>Straight people who try to be the justice to gay people when people say ‘thats gay.’ such annoying little shiits.</li>
<li>Squawking and pooping on top of people’s heads (and the heads of other macaws)</li>
<li>Not following proper rules, procedures, paperwork, etc.</li>
<li>Instituting a complicated system of paperwork (there’s a name for it…red…red something )</li>
<li>Heck, cars going slow in <em>any</em> lane (re: #6&7 )</li>
<li>Interrupting teachers while they’re explaining instructions</li>
<li>Sleeping while the teacher goes over notes then complaining when you don’t know what to do.</li>
<li>Being pessimistic about EVERYTHING. [Good things can happen people so : )]</li>
<li>Bad grammar.</li>
<li>Impeccable grammar</li>
<li>When a guy sends ‘hey beautiful’ in a txt almost all of the girls in his contacts [TOOL]</li>
<li>Referring to everything related to the annoyee as hedgehogs.</li>
<li>Hyperactivity. Anyone who is incapable of sitting still without fidgeting and twitching.</li>
<li>Having a proctor read over your paper and stand over your shoulder for fifteen minutes, and ask you, “is it hard” when you are TAKING AN AP EXAM. *true story.</li>
<li>When the cool smilies won’t let you copy and paste them. : (
127: Not playing by the rules.</li>
<li>When people can’t count.</li>
<li>When your best friend gets caught cheating on a quiz, gets grounded, and can’t hang out with you on Saturday.</li>
<li>When there is only one CC addict posting [oneself]
99.When you’re tired but don’t want to sleep.</li>
<li>When guys confuse me. [Yes! I got 100! ]</li>
<li>When guys aren’t direct about their feelings towards one.</li>
<li>That fact that you can not tell if you have bad breath or not</li>
<li>When Google Maps tells you to turn left onto X Street, but there’s a WALL in the way.</li>
<li>“But GOOGLE said so! Hence it is true!!”</li>
<li>“But WIKIPEDIA said so! Hence it is true!!”</li>
<li>Not knowing grammar, but signing up for an AP English class.</li>
<li>Being a public university, and being more expensive than a prestigious private. Seriously?? Stupid CA legislator people.</li>
<li>When someone replies to your text message with either just one word, or something an equivalent of ‘xD’ or ‘O:’</li>
<li>Punch someone in the face.</li>
<li>Not numbering things properly so the person below has to do it for you</li>
<li>being a fat ugly chick who thinks she’s hot.</li>
<li>Prove that you’re awesome JUST to spite them. :]</li>
<li>Ending every statement of personal opinion with “that’s just my opinion” or some derivative of.</li>
<li>Loud ass neighbors who will not ST-FU.</li>
<li>Neighbors who INSIST on standing in their (open, blinds-open) windows AND kill the trees that you plant SPECIFICALLY to block them. >.<</li>
<li>Neighbors (two different sets of neighbors from the above) who like to gossip behind your back…about you. <em>sigh</em></li>
<li>When somebody sees you have a tattoo, then asks “did that hurt?” It’s needles dragging through your skin. That should be a no-brainer.</li>
<li>When your mother insists upon using a gallon of your YSL ELLE perfume every day. -_- </li>
<li>Salesperson: “Hey look, this piece of gold jewelry is AWESOME for $300!” (the piece is smaller than your pinky toenail. I miss the days of cheap gold.)</li>
<li>Passing Obamacare.</li>
</ol>
<ol>
<li>posting lame threads on HSL</li>
<li>making your commute longer than your class</li>
<li>bringing up threads you posted on to the top of the recent forum so you feel like you have to post again</li>
<li>breaking continuity
5.Not following the format of the thread.</li>
<li>Cars going slow on the right lane.</li>
<li>Cars going slow on the left lane. <– splonk is slow, okay? L0L</li>
<li>Walking slowly in front of someone</li>
<li>Uhm… when someone runs into you and says “Excuse you!”</li>
<li>Small desks.</li>
<li>Repeatedly poking someone</li>
<li>Commercials that are suppose to be funny but aren’t</li>
<li>People who freak out when they see this number.</li>
<li>People who complain incessantly.</li>
<li>Anonymity.</li>
<li>sa.kdx;oimxljm8x3jie383736g y3khfq;oufdj;zqd</li>
<li>50 message limits on inbox’s</li>
<li>People who keep saying no offense and then say something offensive</li>
<li>Talk like a gangsta</li>
<li>Put people into headlocks for no reason</li>
<li>People who stand you up</li>
<li>Religious missionaries who won’t leave you the hell alone</li>
<li>Guys who act like angels in front of girls and then treat everyone like crap when they leave.</li>
<li>Voice messages that say “Hello? Hello? Helloooo? Anyone there?” for 5 minutes</li>
<li>People who still say (10char) even though all you have to do is hit the space bar a few times and then add a period at the end of your sentence.</li>
<li>Pants on the ground, pants on the ground, lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.</li>
<li>Spreading lies/rumors behind someones back.</li>
<li>People who never close the door all the way when asked to close it.</li>
<li>Dogs constantly barking for no apparent reason.</li>
<li>Dogs that eat poop and then lick you. True story.</li>
<li>Sniffling during a test.</li>
<li>Dragging a chair across the room and making a screech/squeaking noise.</li>
<li>Cutting people on the cafeteria line</li>
<li>Not leaving a message, but deciding to call three times to see if someone will pick up.</li>
<li>Not posting 1000 WAYS to annoy people, but simply posting random things that annoy (the worthless) YOU.</li>
<li>The tendency of freshmen to swing around and whack you with their gigantic backpacks
37: WHEN GIRLS STOOD YOU UP ON A DATE!!!
38: Indirectly insulting someone, and then acting innocent while they figure it out.</li>
<li>When in a list changing the symbol after #.</li>
<li>When people misspell a really simple word.</li>
<li>Being a prestige wh0re.</li>
<li>Being a teacher suck-up aka point-grubber aka little bit*h.</li>
<li>People who hide their true personalities and try to blend in</li>
<li>Talking about stuff you have NO IDEA OF i.e. college parties when you’re in high school</li>
<li>People who talk in movie theaters</li>
<li>typn lik dizzz on da internett</li>
<li>Necroing lame threads.</li>
<li>turning off peoples lights randomly when they are on</li>
<li>closing the door when someone asks you to open the door</li>
<li>“Are we there yet?”</li>
<li>when people use the term “lol” in real life conversations</li>
<li>using sticky fingers on someone elses keyboard.</li>
<li>“Can I borrow your cell phone”… 35 min later… credit is practically empty =S</li>
<li>people whispering when you know they are talking about you</li>
<li>people who don’t wear deo. is it that hard? seriously?</li>
<li>Overly-optimistic cheerfulness in the wrong situations</li>
<li>Completely unwarranted overreactions</li>
<li>Not including someone else’s contributions.</li>
<li>Acting arrogant and superior to everyone in an effort to cover up self-doubt</li>
<li>(this one is best when a group does it together) Singing a catchy song loudly until somebody else joins in, then stopping suddenly.</li>
<li>People borrowing pens, pencils, highlighters, etc. and never returning them.</li>
<li>Reading over someone else’s shoulder (guilty) in a way that disrupts their concentration (not guilty)</li>
<li>A 1000 reason thread dieing before getting to 1000 reasons.</li>
<li>Not reading the previous posts</li>
<li>Laughing very loudly in a public area over a lame joke</li>
<li>Being too lazy to copy and paste</li>
<li>Going 45 on a 55 mph road.</li>
<li>Having no speed limit sign on a road where the speed limit is 55.</li>
<li>Dropping the speed limit from 65 to 55 during construction…without putting any signs up.</li>
<li>Saying ■■■ every 5 seconds</li>
<li>Txting back lol after everything someone says! =O It’s not that funny!!</li>
<li>Having greasy hair [eeww! wash your hair!]</li>
<li>Ending every sentence with the word “ladies” (esp if the word ladies is said in a deep suggestive voice) ladies.</li>
<li>No matter how much you want there to be there is no occasion where shouting the word “RONK!” is socially acceptable</li>
<li>Having no filter whatsoever between your brain and your mouth.</li>
<li>Having no brain, but possessing a functional mouth.</li>
<li>Get the Benny Hill theme tune stuck in someone’s head before the SAT (happened to me… 4 hours of Yakety Sax on a loop no friggin annoying)</li>
<li>Arrogant people who always refer to themselves in a third person point of view.</li>
<li>Straight people who try to be the justice to gay people when people say ‘thats gay.’ such annoying little shiits.</li>
<li>Squawking and pooping on top of people’s heads (and the heads of other macaws)</li>
<li>Not following proper rules, procedures, paperwork, etc.</li>
<li>Instituting a complicated system of paperwork (there’s a name for it…red…red something )</li>
<li>Heck, cars going slow in <em>any</em> lane (re: #6&7 )</li>
<li>Interrupting teachers while they’re explaining instructions</li>
<li>Sleeping while the teacher goes over notes then complaining when you don’t know what to do.</li>
<li>Being pessimistic about EVERYTHING. [Good things can happen people so : )]</li>
<li>Bad grammar.</li>
<li>Impeccable grammar</li>
<li>When a guy sends ‘hey beautiful’ in a txt almost all of the girls in his contacts [TOOL]</li>
<li>Referring to everything related to the annoyee as hedgehogs.</li>
<li>Hyperactivity. Anyone who is incapable of sitting still without fidgeting and twitching.</li>
<li>Having a proctor read over your paper and stand over your shoulder for fifteen minutes, and ask you, “is it hard” when you are TAKING AN AP EXAM. *true story.</li>
<li>When the cool smilies won’t let you copy and paste them. : (
127: Not playing by the rules.</li>
<li>When people can’t count.</li>
<li>When your best friend gets caught cheating on a quiz, gets grounded, and can’t hang out with you on Saturday.</li>
<li>When there is only one CC addict posting [oneself]
99.When you’re tired but don’t want to sleep.</li>
<li>When guys confuse me. [Yes! I got 100! ]</li>
<li>When guys aren’t direct about their feelings towards one.</li>
<li>That fact that you can not tell if you have bad breath or not</li>
<li>When Google Maps tells you to turn left onto X Street, but there’s a WALL in the way.</li>
<li>“But GOOGLE said so! Hence it is true!!”</li>
<li>“But WIKIPEDIA said so! Hence it is true!!”</li>
<li>Not knowing grammar, but signing up for an AP English class.</li>
<li>Being a public university, and being more expensive than a prestigious private. Seriously?? Stupid CA legislator people.</li>
<li>When someone replies to your text message with either just one word, or something an equivalent of ‘xD’ or ‘O:’</li>
<li>Punch someone in the face.</li>
<li>Not numbering things properly so the person below has to do it for you</li>
<li>being a fat ugly chick who thinks she’s hot.</li>
<li>Prove that you’re awesome JUST to spite them. :]</li>
<li>Ending every statement of personal opinion with “that’s just my opinion” or some derivative of.</li>
<li>Loud ass neighbors who will not ST-FU.</li>
<li>Neighbors who INSIST on standing in their (open, blinds-open) windows AND kill the trees that you plant SPECIFICALLY to block them. >.<</li>
<li>Neighbors (two different sets of neighbors from the above) who like to gossip behind your back…about you. <em>sigh</em></li>
<li>When somebody sees you have a tattoo, then asks “did that hurt?” It’s needles dragging through your skin. That should be a no-brainer.</li>
<li>When your mother insists upon using a gallon of your YSL ELLE perfume every day. -_-</li>
<li>Salesperson: “Hey look, this piece of gold jewelry is AWESOME for $300!” (the piece is smaller than your pinky toenail. I miss the days of cheap gold.)</li>
<li>Passing Obamacare. </li>
<li>Mentioning politics in a non-political thread</li>
</ol>
<ol>
<li>posting lame threads on HSL</li>
<li>making your commute longer than your class</li>
<li>bringing up threads you posted on to the top of the recent forum so you feel like you have to post again</li>
<li>breaking continuity
5.Not following the format of the thread.</li>
<li>Cars going slow on the right lane.</li>
<li>Cars going slow on the left lane. <– splonk is slow, okay? L0L</li>
<li>Walking slowly in front of someone</li>
<li>Uhm… when someone runs into you and says “Excuse you!”</li>
<li>Small desks.</li>
<li>Repeatedly poking someone</li>
<li>Commercials that are suppose to be funny but aren’t</li>
<li>People who freak out when they see this number.</li>
<li>People who complain incessantly.</li>
<li>Anonymity.</li>
<li>sa.kdx;oimxljm8x3jie383736g y3khfq;oufdj;zqd</li>
<li>50 message limits on inbox’s</li>
<li>People who keep saying no offense and then say something offensive</li>
<li>Talk like a gangsta</li>
<li>Put people into headlocks for no reason</li>
<li>People who stand you up</li>
<li>Religious missionaries who won’t leave you the hell alone</li>
<li>Guys who act like angels in front of girls and then treat everyone like crap when they leave.</li>
<li>Voice messages that say “Hello? Hello? Helloooo? Anyone there?” for 5 minutes</li>
<li>People who still say (10char) even though all you have to do is hit the space bar a few times and then add a period at the end of your sentence.</li>
<li>Pants on the ground, pants on the ground, lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.</li>
<li>Spreading lies/rumors behind someones back.</li>
<li>People who never close the door all the way when asked to close it.</li>
<li>Dogs constantly barking for no apparent reason.</li>
<li>Dogs that eat poop and then lick you. True story.</li>
<li>Sniffling during a test.</li>
<li>Dragging a chair across the room and making a screech/squeaking noise.</li>
<li>Cutting people on the cafeteria line</li>
<li>Not leaving a message, but deciding to call three times to see if someone will pick up.</li>
<li>Not posting 1000 WAYS to annoy people, but simply posting random things that annoy (the worthless) YOU.</li>
<li>The tendency of freshmen to swing around and whack you with their gigantic backpacks
37: WHEN GIRLS STOOD YOU UP ON A DATE!!!
38: Indirectly insulting someone, and then acting innocent while they figure it out.</li>
<li>When in a list changing the symbol after #.</li>
<li>When people misspell a really simple word.</li>
<li>Being a prestige wh0re.</li>
<li>Being a teacher suck-up aka point-grubber aka little bit*h.</li>
<li>People who hide their true personalities and try to blend in</li>
<li>Talking about stuff you have NO IDEA OF i.e. college parties when you’re in high school</li>
<li>People who talk in movie theaters</li>
<li>typn lik dizzz on da internett</li>
<li>Necroing lame threads.</li>
<li>turning off peoples lights randomly when they are on</li>
<li>closing the door when someone asks you to open the door</li>
<li>“Are we there yet?”</li>
<li>when people use the term “lol” in real life conversations</li>
<li>using sticky fingers on someone elses keyboard.</li>
<li>“Can I borrow your cell phone”… 35 min later… credit is practically empty =S</li>
<li>people whispering when you know they are talking about you</li>
<li>people who don’t wear deo. is it that hard? seriously?</li>
<li>Overly-optimistic cheerfulness in the wrong situations</li>
<li>Completely unwarranted overreactions</li>
<li>Not including someone else’s contributions.</li>
<li>Acting arrogant and superior to everyone in an effort to cover up self-doubt</li>
<li>(this one is best when a group does it together) Singing a catchy song loudly until somebody else joins in, then stopping suddenly.</li>
<li>People borrowing pens, pencils, highlighters, etc. and never returning them.</li>
<li>Reading over someone else’s shoulder (guilty) in a way that disrupts their concentration (not guilty)</li>
<li>A 1000 reason thread dieing before getting to 1000 reasons.</li>
<li>Not reading the previous posts</li>
<li>Laughing very loudly in a public area over a lame joke</li>
<li>Being too lazy to copy and paste</li>
<li>Going 45 on a 55 mph road.</li>
<li>Having no speed limit sign on a road where the speed limit is 55.</li>
<li>Dropping the speed limit from 65 to 55 during construction…without putting any signs up.</li>
<li>Saying ■■■ every 5 seconds</li>
<li>Txting back lol after everything someone says! =O It’s not that funny!!</li>
<li>Having greasy hair [eeww! wash your hair!]</li>
<li>Ending every sentence with the word “ladies” (esp if the word ladies is said in a deep suggestive voice) ladies.</li>
<li>No matter how much you want there to be there is no occasion where shouting the word “RONK!” is socially acceptable</li>
<li>Having no filter whatsoever between your brain and your mouth.</li>
<li>Having no brain, but possessing a functional mouth.</li>
<li>Get the Benny Hill theme tune stuck in someone’s head before the SAT (happened to me… 4 hours of Yakety Sax on a loop no friggin annoying)</li>
<li>Arrogant people who always refer to themselves in a third person point of view.</li>
<li>Straight people who try to be the justice to gay people when people say ‘thats gay.’ such annoying little shiits.</li>
<li>Squawking and pooping on top of people’s heads (and the heads of other macaws)</li>
<li>Not following proper rules, procedures, paperwork, etc.</li>
<li>Instituting a complicated system of paperwork (there’s a name for it…red…red something )</li>
<li>Heck, cars going slow in <em>any</em> lane (re: #6&7 )</li>
<li>Interrupting teachers while they’re explaining instructions</li>
<li>Sleeping while the teacher goes over notes then complaining when you don’t know what to do.</li>
<li>Being pessimistic about EVERYTHING. [Good things can happen people so : )]</li>
<li>Bad grammar.</li>
<li>Impeccable grammar</li>
<li>When a guy sends ‘hey beautiful’ in a txt almost all of the girls in his contacts [TOOL]</li>
<li>Referring to everything related to the annoyee as hedgehogs.</li>
<li>Hyperactivity. Anyone who is incapable of sitting still without fidgeting and twitching.</li>
<li>Having a proctor read over your paper and stand over your shoulder for fifteen minutes, and ask you, “is it hard” when you are TAKING AN AP EXAM. *true story.</li>
<li>When the cool smilies won’t let you copy and paste them. : (
127: Not playing by the rules.</li>
<li>When people can’t count.</li>
<li>When your best friend gets caught cheating on a quiz, gets grounded, and can’t hang out with you on Saturday.</li>
<li>When there is only one CC addict posting [oneself]
99.When you’re tired but don’t want to sleep.</li>
<li>When guys confuse me. [Yes! I got 100! ]</li>
<li>When guys aren’t direct about their feelings towards one.</li>
<li>That fact that you can not tell if you have bad breath or not</li>
<li>When Google Maps tells you to turn left onto X Street, but there’s a WALL in the way.</li>
<li>“But GOOGLE said so! Hence it is true!!”</li>
<li>“But WIKIPEDIA said so! Hence it is true!!”</li>
<li>Not knowing grammar, but signing up for an AP English class.</li>
<li>Being a public university, and being more expensive than a prestigious private. Seriously?? Stupid CA legislator people.</li>
<li>When someone replies to your text message with either just one word, or something an equivalent of ‘xD’ or ‘O:’</li>
<li>Punch someone in the face.</li>
<li>Not numbering things properly so the person below has to do it for you</li>
<li>being a fat ugly chick who thinks she’s hot.</li>
<li>Prove that you’re awesome JUST to spite them. :]</li>
<li>Ending every statement of personal opinion with “that’s just my opinion” or some derivative of.</li>
<li>Loud ass neighbors who will not ST-FU.</li>
<li>Neighbors who INSIST on standing in their (open, blinds-open) windows AND kill the trees that you plant SPECIFICALLY to block them. >.<</li>
<li>Neighbors (two different sets of neighbors from the above) who like to gossip behind your back…about you. <em>sigh</em></li>
<li>When somebody sees you have a tattoo, then asks “did that hurt?” It’s needles dragging through your skin. That should be a no-brainer.</li>
<li>When your mother insists upon using a gallon of your YSL ELLE perfume every day. -_-</li>
<li>Salesperson: “Hey look, this piece of gold jewelry is AWESOME for $300!” (the piece is smaller than your pinky toenail. I miss the days of cheap gold.)</li>
<li>Passing Obamacare. </li>
<li>Mentioning politics in a non-political thread</li>
<li>Taking offense to a perfectly on-topic post. :P</li>
</ol>
<ol>
<li>posting lame threads on HSL</li>
<li>making your commute longer than your class</li>
<li>bringing up threads you posted on to the top of the recent forum so you feel like you have to post again</li>
<li>breaking continuity
5.Not following the format of the thread.</li>
<li>Cars going slow on the right lane.</li>
<li>Cars going slow on the left lane. <– splonk is slow, okay? L0L</li>
<li>Walking slowly in front of someone</li>
<li>Uhm… when someone runs into you and says “Excuse you!”</li>
<li>Small desks.</li>
<li>Repeatedly poking someone</li>
<li>Commercials that are suppose to be funny but aren’t</li>
<li>People who freak out when they see this number.</li>
<li>People who complain incessantly.</li>
<li>Anonymity.</li>
<li>sa.kdx;oimxljm8x3jie383736g y3khfq;oufdj;zqd</li>
<li>50 message limits on inbox’s</li>
<li>People who keep saying no offense and then say something offensive</li>
<li>Talk like a gangsta</li>
<li>Put people into headlocks for no reason</li>
<li>People who stand you up</li>
<li>Religious missionaries who won’t leave you the hell alone</li>
<li>Guys who act like angels in front of girls and then treat everyone like crap when they leave.</li>
<li>Voice messages that say “Hello? Hello? Helloooo? Anyone there?” for 5 minutes</li>
<li>People who still say (10char) even though all you have to do is hit the space bar a few times and then add a period at the end of your sentence.</li>
<li>Pants on the ground, pants on the ground, lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.</li>
<li>Spreading lies/rumors behind someones back.</li>
<li>People who never close the door all the way when asked to close it.</li>
<li>Dogs constantly barking for no apparent reason.</li>
<li>Dogs that eat poop and then lick you. True story.</li>
<li>Sniffling during a test.</li>
<li>Dragging a chair across the room and making a screech/squeaking noise.</li>
<li>Cutting people on the cafeteria line</li>
<li>Not leaving a message, but deciding to call three times to see if someone will pick up.</li>
<li>Not posting 1000 WAYS to annoy people, but simply posting random things that annoy (the worthless) YOU.</li>
<li>The tendency of freshmen to swing around and whack you with their gigantic backpacks
37: WHEN GIRLS STOOD YOU UP ON A DATE!!!
38: Indirectly insulting someone, and then acting innocent while they figure it out.</li>
<li>When in a list changing the symbol after #.</li>
<li>When people misspell a really simple word.</li>
<li>Being a prestige wh0re.</li>
<li>Being a teacher suck-up aka point-grubber aka little bit*h.</li>
<li>People who hide their true personalities and try to blend in</li>
<li>Talking about stuff you have NO IDEA OF i.e. college parties when you’re in high school</li>
<li>People who talk in movie theaters</li>
<li>typn lik dizzz on da internett</li>
<li>Necroing lame threads.</li>
<li>turning off peoples lights randomly when they are on</li>
<li>closing the door when someone asks you to open the door</li>
<li>“Are we there yet?”</li>
<li>when people use the term “lol” in real life conversations</li>
<li>using sticky fingers on someone elses keyboard.</li>
<li>“Can I borrow your cell phone”… 35 min later… credit is practically empty =S</li>
<li>people whispering when you know they are talking about you</li>
<li>people who don’t wear deo. is it that hard? seriously?</li>
<li>Overly-optimistic cheerfulness in the wrong situations</li>
<li>Completely unwarranted overreactions</li>
<li>Not including someone else’s contributions.</li>
<li>Acting arrogant and superior to everyone in an effort to cover up self-doubt</li>
<li>(this one is best when a group does it together) Singing a catchy song loudly until somebody else joins in, then stopping suddenly.</li>
<li>People borrowing pens, pencils, highlighters, etc. and never returning them.</li>
<li>Reading over someone else’s shoulder (guilty) in a way that disrupts their concentration (not guilty)</li>
<li>A 1000 reason thread dieing before getting to 1000 reasons.</li>
<li>Not reading the previous posts</li>
<li>Laughing very loudly in a public area over a lame joke</li>
<li>Being too lazy to copy and paste</li>
<li>Going 45 on a 55 mph road.</li>
<li>Having no speed limit sign on a road where the speed limit is 55.</li>
<li>Dropping the speed limit from 65 to 55 during construction…without putting any signs up.</li>
<li>Saying ■■■ every 5 seconds</li>
<li>Txting back lol after everything someone says! =O It’s not that funny!!</li>
<li>Having greasy hair [eeww! wash your hair!]</li>
<li>Ending every sentence with the word “ladies” (esp if the word ladies is said in a deep suggestive voice) ladies.</li>
<li>No matter how much you want there to be there is no occasion where shouting the word “RONK!” is socially acceptable</li>
<li>Having no filter whatsoever between your brain and your mouth.</li>
<li>Having no brain, but possessing a functional mouth.</li>
<li>Get the Benny Hill theme tune stuck in someone’s head before the SAT (happened to me… 4 hours of Yakety Sax on a loop no friggin annoying)</li>
<li>Arrogant people who always refer to themselves in a third person point of view.</li>
<li>Straight people who try to be the justice to gay people when people say ‘thats gay.’ such annoying little shiits.</li>
<li>Squawking and pooping on top of people’s heads (and the heads of other macaws)</li>
<li>Not following proper rules, procedures, paperwork, etc.</li>
<li>Instituting a complicated system of paperwork (there’s a name for it…red…red something )</li>
<li>Heck, cars going slow in <em>any</em> lane (re: #6&7 )</li>
<li>Interrupting teachers while they’re explaining instructions</li>
<li>Sleeping while the teacher goes over notes then complaining when you don’t know what to do.</li>
<li>Being pessimistic about EVERYTHING. [Good things can happen people so : )]</li>
<li>Bad grammar.</li>
<li>Impeccable grammar</li>
<li>When a guy sends ‘hey beautiful’ in a txt almost all of the girls in his contacts [TOOL]</li>
<li>Referring to everything related to the annoyee as hedgehogs.</li>
<li>Hyperactivity. Anyone who is incapable of sitting still without fidgeting and twitching.</li>
<li>Having a proctor read over your paper and stand over your shoulder for fifteen minutes, and ask you, “is it hard” when you are TAKING AN AP EXAM. *true story.</li>
<li>When the cool smilies won’t let you copy and paste them. : (
127: Not playing by the rules.</li>
<li>When people can’t count.</li>
<li>When your best friend gets caught cheating on a quiz, gets grounded, and can’t hang out with you on Saturday.</li>
<li>When there is only one CC addict posting [oneself]
99.When you’re tired but don’t want to sleep.</li>
<li>When guys confuse me. [Yes! I got 100! ]</li>
<li>When guys aren’t direct about their feelings towards one.</li>
<li>That fact that you can not tell if you have bad breath or not</li>
<li>When Google Maps tells you to turn left onto X Street, but there’s a WALL in the way.</li>
<li>“But GOOGLE said so! Hence it is true!!”</li>
<li>“But WIKIPEDIA said so! Hence it is true!!”</li>
<li>Not knowing grammar, but signing up for an AP English class.</li>
<li>Being a public university, and being more expensive than a prestigious private. Seriously?? Stupid CA legislator people.</li>
<li>When someone replies to your text message with either just one word, or something an equivalent of ‘xD’ or ‘O:’</li>
<li>Punch someone in the face.</li>
<li>Not numbering things properly so the person below has to do it for you</li>
<li>being a fat ugly chick who thinks she’s hot.</li>
<li>Prove that you’re awesome JUST to spite them. :]</li>
<li>Ending every statement of personal opinion with “that’s just my opinion” or some derivative of.</li>
<li>Loud ass neighbors who will not ST-FU.</li>
<li>Neighbors who INSIST on standing in their (open, blinds-open) windows AND kill the trees that you plant SPECIFICALLY to block them. >.<</li>
<li>Neighbors (two different sets of neighbors from the above) who like to gossip behind your back…about you. <em>sigh</em></li>
<li>When somebody sees you have a tattoo, then asks “did that hurt?” It’s needles dragging through your skin. That should be a no-brainer.</li>
<li>When your mother insists upon using a gallon of your YSL ELLE perfume every day. -_-</li>
<li>Salesperson: “Hey look, this piece of gold jewelry is AWESOME for $300!” (the piece is smaller than your pinky toenail. I miss the days of cheap gold.)</li>
<li>Passing Obamacare.</li>
<li>Mentioning politics in a non-political thread</li>
<li>Taking offense to a perfectly on-topic post. 
</li>
<li>Letting a 1000 item list die before reaching 150 items.</li>
<li>Highlighting stuff in bold red when you search.</li>
</ol>
<ol>
<li>posting lame threads on HSL</li>
<li>making your commute longer than your class</li>
<li>bringing up threads you posted on to the top of the recent forum so you feel like you have to post again</li>
<li>breaking continuity
5.Not following the format of the thread.</li>
<li>Cars going slow on the right lane.</li>
<li>Cars going slow on the left lane. <– splonk is slow, okay? L0L</li>
<li>Walking slowly in front of someone</li>
<li>Uhm… when someone runs into you and says “Excuse you!”</li>
<li>Small desks.</li>
<li>Repeatedly poking someone</li>
<li>Commercials that are suppose to be funny but aren’t</li>
<li>People who freak out when they see this number.</li>
<li>People who complain incessantly.</li>
<li>Anonymity.</li>
<li>sa.kdx;oimxljm8x3jie383736g y3khfq;oufdj;zqd</li>
<li>50 message limits on inbox’s</li>
<li>People who keep saying no offense and then say something offensive</li>
<li>Talk like a gangsta</li>
<li>Put people into headlocks for no reason</li>
<li>People who stand you up</li>
<li>Religious missionaries who won’t leave you the hell alone</li>
<li>Guys who act like angels in front of girls and then treat everyone like crap when they leave.</li>
<li>Voice messages that say “Hello? Hello? Helloooo? Anyone there?” for 5 minutes</li>
<li>People who still say (10char) even though all you have to do is hit the space bar a few times and then add a period at the end of your sentence.</li>
<li>Pants on the ground, pants on the ground, lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.</li>
<li>Spreading lies/rumors behind someones back.</li>
<li>People who never close the door all the way when asked to close it.</li>
<li>Dogs constantly barking for no apparent reason.</li>
<li>Dogs that eat poop and then lick you. True story.</li>
<li>Sniffling during a test.</li>
<li>Dragging a chair across the room and making a screech/squeaking noise.</li>
<li>Cutting people on the cafeteria line</li>
<li>Not leaving a message, but deciding to call three times to see if someone will pick up.</li>
<li>Not posting 1000 WAYS to annoy people, but simply posting random things that annoy (the worthless) YOU.</li>
<li>The tendency of freshmen to swing around and whack you with their gigantic backpacks
37: WHEN GIRLS STOOD YOU UP ON A DATE!!!
38: Indirectly insulting someone, and then acting innocent while they figure it out.</li>
<li>When in a list changing the symbol after #.</li>
<li>When people misspell a really simple word.</li>
<li>Being a prestige wh0re.</li>
<li>Being a teacher suck-up aka point-grubber aka little bit*h.</li>
<li>People who hide their true personalities and try to blend in</li>
<li>Talking about stuff you have NO IDEA OF i.e. college parties when you’re in high school</li>
<li>People who talk in movie theaters</li>
<li>typn lik dizzz on da internett</li>
<li>Necroing lame threads.</li>
<li>turning off peoples lights randomly when they are on</li>
<li>closing the door when someone asks you to open the door</li>
<li>“Are we there yet?”</li>
<li>when people use the term “lol” in real life conversations</li>
<li>using sticky fingers on someone elses keyboard.</li>
<li>“Can I borrow your cell phone”… 35 min later… credit is practically empty =S</li>
<li>people whispering when you know they are talking about you</li>
<li>people who don’t wear deo. is it that hard? seriously?</li>
<li>Overly-optimistic cheerfulness in the wrong situations</li>
<li>Completely unwarranted overreactions</li>
<li>Not including someone else’s contributions.</li>
<li>Acting arrogant and superior to everyone in an effort to cover up self-doubt</li>
<li>(this one is best when a group does it together) Singing a catchy song loudly until somebody else joins in, then stopping suddenly.</li>
<li>People borrowing pens, pencils, highlighters, etc. and never returning them.</li>
<li>Reading over someone else’s shoulder (guilty) in a way that disrupts their concentration (not guilty)</li>
<li>A 1000 reason thread dieing before getting to 1000 reasons.</li>
<li>Not reading the previous posts</li>
<li>Laughing very loudly in a public area over a lame joke</li>
<li>Being too lazy to copy and paste</li>
<li>Going 45 on a 55 mph road.</li>
<li>Having no speed limit sign on a road where the speed limit is 55.</li>
<li>Dropping the speed limit from 65 to 55 during construction…without putting any signs up.</li>
<li>Saying ■■■ every 5 seconds</li>
<li>Txting back lol after everything someone says! =O It’s not that funny!!</li>
<li>Having greasy hair [eeww! wash your hair!]</li>
<li>Ending every sentence with the word “ladies” (esp if the word ladies is said in a deep suggestive voice) ladies.</li>
<li>No matter how much you want there to be there is no occasion where shouting the word “RONK!” is socially acceptable</li>
<li>Having no filter whatsoever between your brain and your mouth.</li>
<li>Having no brain, but possessing a functional mouth.</li>
<li>Get the Benny Hill theme tune stuck in someone’s head before the SAT (happened to me… 4 hours of Yakety Sax on a loop no friggin annoying)</li>
<li>Arrogant people who always refer to themselves in a third person point of view.</li>
<li>Straight people who try to be the justice to gay people when people say ‘thats gay.’ such annoying little shiits.</li>
<li>Squawking and pooping on top of people’s heads (and the heads of other macaws)</li>
<li>Not following proper rules, procedures, paperwork, etc.</li>
<li>Instituting a complicated system of paperwork (there’s a name for it…red…red something )</li>
<li>Heck, cars going slow in <em>any</em> lane (re: #6&7 )</li>
<li>Interrupting teachers while they’re explaining instructions</li>
<li>Sleeping while the teacher goes over notes then complaining when you don’t know what to do.</li>
<li>Being pessimistic about EVERYTHING. [Good things can happen people so : )]</li>
<li>Bad grammar.</li>
<li>Impeccable grammar</li>
<li>When a guy sends ‘hey beautiful’ in a txt almost all of the girls in his contacts [TOOL]</li>
<li>Referring to everything related to the annoyee as hedgehogs.</li>
<li>Hyperactivity. Anyone who is incapable of sitting still without fidgeting and twitching.</li>
<li>Having a proctor read over your paper and stand over your shoulder for fifteen minutes, and ask you, “is it hard” when you are TAKING AN AP EXAM. *true story.</li>
<li>When the cool smilies won’t let you copy and paste them. : (
127: Not playing by the rules.</li>
<li>When people can’t count.</li>
<li>When your best friend gets caught cheating on a quiz, gets grounded, and can’t hang out with you on Saturday.</li>
<li>When there is only one CC addict posting [oneself]
99.When you’re tired but don’t want to sleep.</li>
<li>When guys confuse me. [Yes! I got 100! ]</li>
<li>When guys aren’t direct about their feelings towards one.</li>
<li>That fact that you can not tell if you have bad breath or not</li>
<li>When Google Maps tells you to turn left onto X Street, but there’s a WALL in the way.</li>
<li>“But GOOGLE said so! Hence it is true!!”</li>
<li>“But WIKIPEDIA said so! Hence it is true!!”</li>
<li>Not knowing grammar, but signing up for an AP English class.</li>
<li>Being a public university, and being more expensive than a prestigious private. Seriously?? Stupid CA legislator people.</li>
<li>When someone replies to your text message with either just one word, or something an equivalent of ‘xD’ or ‘O:’</li>
<li>Punch someone in the face.</li>
<li>Not numbering things properly so the person below has to do it for you</li>
<li>being a fat ugly chick who thinks she’s hot.</li>
<li>Prove that you’re awesome JUST to spite them. :]</li>
<li>Ending every statement of personal opinion with “that’s just my opinion” or some derivative of.</li>
<li>Loud ass neighbors who will not ST-FU.</li>
<li>Neighbors who INSIST on standing in their (open, blinds-open) windows AND kill the trees that you plant SPECIFICALLY to block them. >.<</li>
<li>Neighbors (two different sets of neighbors from the above) who like to gossip behind your back…about you. <em>sigh</em></li>
<li>When somebody sees you have a tattoo, then asks “did that hurt?” It’s needles dragging through your skin. That should be a no-brainer.</li>
<li>When your mother insists upon using a gallon of your YSL ELLE perfume every day. -_-</li>
<li>Salesperson: “Hey look, this piece of gold jewelry is AWESOME for $300!” (the piece is smaller than your pinky toenail. I miss the days of cheap gold.)</li>
<li>Passing Obamacare.</li>
<li>Mentioning politics in a non-political thread</li>
<li>Taking offense to a perfectly on-topic post. :P</li>
<li>Letting a 1000 item list die before reaching 150 items.</li>
<li>Highlighting stuff in bold red when you search. </li>
<li>People not getting a blatant hint to post on a certain thread.</li>
</ol>
<ol>
<li>posting lame threads on HSL</li>
<li>making your commute longer than your class</li>
<li>bringing up threads you posted on to the top of the recent forum so you feel like you have to post again</li>
<li>breaking continuity
5.Not following the format of the thread.</li>
<li>Cars going slow on the right lane.</li>
<li>Cars going slow on the left lane. <– splonk is slow, okay? L0L</li>
<li>Walking slowly in front of someone</li>
<li>Uhm… when someone runs into you and says “Excuse you!”</li>
<li>Small desks.</li>
<li>Repeatedly poking someone</li>
<li>Commercials that are suppose to be funny but aren’t</li>
<li>People who freak out when they see this number.</li>
<li>People who complain incessantly.</li>
<li>Anonymity.</li>
<li>sa.kdx;oimxljm8x3jie383736g y3khfq;oufdj;zqd</li>
<li>50 message limits on inbox’s</li>
<li>People who keep saying no offense and then say something offensive</li>
<li>Talk like a gangsta</li>
<li>Put people into headlocks for no reason</li>
<li>People who stand you up</li>
<li>Religious missionaries who won’t leave you the hell alone</li>
<li>Guys who act like angels in front of girls and then treat everyone like crap when they leave.</li>
<li>Voice messages that say “Hello? Hello? Helloooo? Anyone there?” for 5 minutes</li>
<li>People who still say (10char) even though all you have to do is hit the space bar a few times and then add a period at the end of your sentence.</li>
<li>Pants on the ground, pants on the ground, lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.</li>
<li>Spreading lies/rumors behind someones back.</li>
<li>People who never close the door all the way when asked to close it.</li>
<li>Dogs constantly barking for no apparent reason.</li>
<li>Dogs that eat poop and then lick you. True story.</li>
<li>Sniffling during a test.</li>
<li>Dragging a chair across the room and making a screech/squeaking noise.</li>
<li>Cutting people on the cafeteria line</li>
<li>Not leaving a message, but deciding to call three times to see if someone will pick up.</li>
<li>Not posting 1000 WAYS to annoy people, but simply posting random things that annoy (the worthless) YOU.</li>
<li>The tendency of freshmen to swing around and whack you with their gigantic backpacks
37: WHEN GIRLS STOOD YOU UP ON A DATE!!!
38: Indirectly insulting someone, and then acting innocent while they figure it out.</li>
<li>When in a list changing the symbol after #.</li>
<li>When people misspell a really simple word.</li>
<li>Being a prestige wh0re.</li>
<li>Being a teacher suck-up aka point-grubber aka little bit*h.</li>
<li>People who hide their true personalities and try to blend in</li>
<li>Talking about stuff you have NO IDEA OF i.e. college parties when you’re in high school</li>
<li>People who talk in movie theaters</li>
<li>typn lik dizzz on da internett</li>
<li>Necroing lame threads.</li>
<li>turning off peoples lights randomly when they are on</li>
<li>closing the door when someone asks you to open the door</li>
<li>“Are we there yet?”</li>
<li>when people use the term “lol” in real life conversations</li>
<li>using sticky fingers on someone elses keyboard.</li>
<li>“Can I borrow your cell phone”… 35 min later… credit is practically empty =S</li>
<li>people whispering when you know they are talking about you</li>
<li>people who don’t wear deo. is it that hard? seriously?</li>
<li>Overly-optimistic cheerfulness in the wrong situations</li>
<li>Completely unwarranted overreactions</li>
<li>Not including someone else’s contributions.</li>
<li>Acting arrogant and superior to everyone in an effort to cover up self-doubt</li>
<li>(this one is best when a group does it together) Singing a catchy song loudly until somebody else joins in, then stopping suddenly.</li>
<li>People borrowing pens, pencils, highlighters, etc. and never returning them.</li>
<li>Reading over someone else’s shoulder (guilty) in a way that disrupts their concentration (not guilty)</li>
<li>A 1000 reason thread dieing before getting to 1000 reasons.</li>
<li>Not reading the previous posts</li>
<li>Laughing very loudly in a public area over a lame joke</li>
<li>Being too lazy to copy and paste</li>
<li>Going 45 on a 55 mph road.</li>
<li>Having no speed limit sign on a road where the speed limit is 55.</li>
<li>Dropping the speed limit from 65 to 55 during construction…without putting any signs up.</li>
<li>Saying ■■■ every 5 seconds</li>
<li>Txting back lol after everything someone says! =O It’s not that funny!!</li>
<li>Having greasy hair [eeww! wash your hair!]</li>
<li>Ending every sentence with the word “ladies” (esp if the word ladies is said in a deep suggestive voice) ladies.</li>
<li>No matter how much you want there to be there is no occasion where shouting the word “RONK!” is socially acceptable</li>
<li>Having no filter whatsoever between your brain and your mouth.</li>
<li>Having no brain, but possessing a functional mouth.</li>
<li>Get the Benny Hill theme tune stuck in someone’s head before the SAT (happened to me… 4 hours of Yakety Sax on a loop no friggin annoying)</li>
<li>Arrogant people who always refer to themselves in a third person point of view.</li>
<li>Straight people who try to be the justice to gay people when people say ‘thats gay.’ such annoying little shiits.</li>
<li>Squawking and pooping on top of people’s heads (and the heads of other macaws)</li>
<li>Not following proper rules, procedures, paperwork, etc.</li>
<li>Instituting a complicated system of paperwork (there’s a name for it…red…red something )</li>
<li>Heck, cars going slow in <em>any</em> lane (re: #6&7 )</li>
<li>Interrupting teachers while they’re explaining instructions</li>
<li>Sleeping while the teacher goes over notes then complaining when you don’t know what to do.</li>
<li>Being pessimistic about EVERYTHING. [Good things can happen people so : )]</li>
<li>Bad grammar.</li>
<li>Impeccable grammar</li>
<li>When a guy sends ‘hey beautiful’ in a txt almost all of the girls in his contacts [TOOL]</li>
<li>Referring to everything related to the annoyee as hedgehogs.</li>
<li>Hyperactivity. Anyone who is incapable of sitting still without fidgeting and twitching.</li>
<li>Having a proctor read over your paper and stand over your shoulder for fifteen minutes, and ask you, “is it hard” when you are TAKING AN AP EXAM. *true story.</li>
<li>When the cool smilies won’t let you copy and paste them. : (
127: Not playing by the rules.</li>
<li>When people can’t count.</li>
<li>When your best friend gets caught cheating on a quiz, gets grounded, and can’t hang out with you on Saturday.</li>
<li>When there is only one CC addict posting [oneself]
99.When you’re tired but don’t want to sleep.</li>
<li>When guys confuse me. [Yes! I got 100! ]</li>
<li>When guys aren’t direct about their feelings towards one.</li>
<li>That fact that you can not tell if you have bad breath or not</li>
<li>When Google Maps tells you to turn left onto X Street, but there’s a WALL in the way.</li>
<li>“But GOOGLE said so! Hence it is true!!”</li>
<li>“But WIKIPEDIA said so! Hence it is true!!”</li>
<li>Not knowing grammar, but signing up for an AP English class.</li>
<li>Being a public university, and being more expensive than a prestigious private. Seriously?? Stupid CA legislator people.</li>
<li>When someone replies to your text message with either just one word, or something an equivalent of ‘xD’ or ‘O:’</li>
<li>Punch someone in the face.</li>
<li>Not numbering things properly so the person below has to do it for you</li>
<li>being a fat ugly chick who thinks she’s hot.</li>
<li>Prove that you’re awesome JUST to spite them. :]</li>
<li>Ending every statement of personal opinion with “that’s just my opinion” or some derivative of.</li>
<li>Loud ass neighbors who will not ST-FU.</li>
<li>Neighbors who INSIST on standing in their (open, blinds-open) windows AND kill the trees that you plant SPECIFICALLY to block them. >.<</li>
<li>Neighbors (two different sets of neighbors from the above) who like to gossip behind your back…about you. <em>sigh</em></li>
<li>When somebody sees you have a tattoo, then asks “did that hurt?” It’s needles dragging through your skin. That should be a no-brainer.</li>
<li>When your mother insists upon using a gallon of your YSL ELLE perfume every day. -_-</li>
<li>Salesperson: “Hey look, this piece of gold jewelry is AWESOME for $300!” (the piece is smaller than your pinky toenail. I miss the days of cheap gold.)</li>
<li>Passing Obamacare.</li>
<li>Mentioning politics in a non-political thread</li>
<li>Taking offense to a perfectly on-topic post. :P</li>
<li>Letting a 1000 item list die before reaching 150 items.</li>
<li>Highlighting stuff in bold red when you search. </li>
<li>People not getting a blatant hint to post on a certain thread.</li>
<li>When a woman enters the room without a sandwich</li>
</ol>
<ol>
<li>posting lame threads on HSL</li>
<li>making your commute longer than your class</li>
<li>bringing up threads you posted on to the top of the recent forum so you feel like you have to post again</li>
<li>breaking continuity
5.Not following the format of the thread.</li>
<li>Cars going slow on the right lane.</li>
<li>Cars going slow on the left lane. <– splonk is slow, okay? L0L</li>
<li>Walking slowly in front of someone</li>
<li>Uhm… when someone runs into you and says “Excuse you!”</li>
<li>Small desks.</li>
<li>Repeatedly poking someone</li>
<li>Commercials that are suppose to be funny but aren’t</li>
<li>People who freak out when they see this number.</li>
<li>People who complain incessantly.</li>
<li>Anonymity.</li>
<li>sa.kdx;oimxljm8x3jie383736g y3khfq;oufdj;zqd</li>
<li>50 message limits on inbox’s</li>
<li>People who keep saying no offense and then say something offensive</li>
<li>Talk like a gangsta</li>
<li>Put people into headlocks for no reason</li>
<li>People who stand you up</li>
<li>Religious missionaries who won’t leave you the hell alone</li>
<li>Guys who act like angels in front of girls and then treat everyone like crap when they leave.</li>
<li>Voice messages that say “Hello? Hello? Helloooo? Anyone there?” for 5 minutes</li>
<li>People who still say (10char) even though all you have to do is hit the space bar a few times and then add a period at the end of your sentence.</li>
<li>Pants on the ground, pants on the ground, lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.</li>
<li>Spreading lies/rumors behind someones back.</li>
<li>People who never close the door all the way when asked to close it.</li>
<li>Dogs constantly barking for no apparent reason.</li>
<li>Dogs that eat poop and then lick you. True story.</li>
<li>Sniffling during a test.</li>
<li>Dragging a chair across the room and making a screech/squeaking noise.</li>
<li>Cutting people on the cafeteria line</li>
<li>Not leaving a message, but deciding to call three times to see if someone will pick up.</li>
<li>Not posting 1000 WAYS to annoy people, but simply posting random things that annoy (the worthless) YOU.</li>
<li>The tendency of freshmen to swing around and whack you with their gigantic backpacks
37: WHEN GIRLS STOOD YOU UP ON A DATE!!!
38: Indirectly insulting someone, and then acting innocent while they figure it out.</li>
<li>When in a list changing the symbol after #.</li>
<li>When people misspell a really simple word.</li>
<li>Being a prestige wh0re.</li>
<li>Being a teacher suck-up aka point-grubber aka little bit*h.</li>
<li>People who hide their true personalities and try to blend in</li>
<li>Talking about stuff you have NO IDEA OF i.e. college parties when you’re in high school</li>
<li>People who talk in movie theaters</li>
<li>typn lik dizzz on da internett</li>
<li>Necroing lame threads.</li>
<li>turning off peoples lights randomly when they are on</li>
<li>closing the door when someone asks you to open the door</li>
<li>“Are we there yet?”</li>
<li>when people use the term “lol” in real life conversations</li>
<li>using sticky fingers on someone elses keyboard.</li>
<li>“Can I borrow your cell phone”… 35 min later… credit is practically empty =S</li>
<li>people whispering when you know they are talking about you</li>
<li>people who don’t wear deo. is it that hard? seriously?</li>
<li>Overly-optimistic cheerfulness in the wrong situations</li>
<li>Completely unwarranted overreactions</li>
<li>Not including someone else’s contributions.</li>
<li>Acting arrogant and superior to everyone in an effort to cover up self-doubt</li>
<li>(this one is best when a group does it together) Singing a catchy song loudly until somebody else joins in, then stopping suddenly.</li>
<li>People borrowing pens, pencils, highlighters, etc. and never returning them.</li>
<li>Reading over someone else’s shoulder (guilty) in a way that disrupts their concentration (not guilty)</li>
<li>A 1000 reason thread dieing before getting to 1000 reasons.</li>
<li>Not reading the previous posts</li>
<li>Laughing very loudly in a public area over a lame joke</li>
<li>Being too lazy to copy and paste</li>
<li>Going 45 on a 55 mph road.</li>
<li>Having no speed limit sign on a road where the speed limit is 55.</li>
<li>Dropping the speed limit from 65 to 55 during construction…without putting any signs up.</li>
<li>Saying ■■■ every 5 seconds</li>
<li>Txting back lol after everything someone says! =O It’s not that funny!!</li>
<li>Having greasy hair [eeww! wash your hair!]</li>
<li>Ending every sentence with the word “ladies” (esp if the word ladies is said in a deep suggestive voice) ladies.</li>
<li>No matter how much you want there to be there is no occasion where shouting the word “RONK!” is socially acceptable</li>
<li>Having no filter whatsoever between your brain and your mouth.</li>
<li>Having no brain, but possessing a functional mouth.</li>
<li>Get the Benny Hill theme tune stuck in someone’s head before the SAT (happened to me… 4 hours of Yakety Sax on a loop no friggin annoying)</li>
<li>Arrogant people who always refer to themselves in a third person point of view.</li>
<li>Straight people who try to be the justice to gay people when people say ‘thats gay.’ such annoying little shiits.</li>
<li>Squawking and pooping on top of people’s heads (and the heads of other macaws)</li>
<li>Not following proper rules, procedures, paperwork, etc.</li>
<li>Instituting a complicated system of paperwork (there’s a name for it…red…red something )</li>
<li>Heck, cars going slow in <em>any</em> lane (re: #6&7 )</li>
<li>Interrupting teachers while they’re explaining instructions</li>
<li>Sleeping while the teacher goes over notes then complaining when you don’t know what to do.</li>
<li>Being pessimistic about EVERYTHING. [Good things can happen people so : )]</li>
<li>Bad grammar.</li>
<li>Impeccable grammar</li>
<li>When a guy sends ‘hey beautiful’ in a txt almost all of the girls in his contacts [TOOL]</li>
<li>Referring to everything related to the annoyee as hedgehogs.</li>
<li>Hyperactivity. Anyone who is incapable of sitting still without fidgeting and twitching.</li>
<li>Having a proctor read over your paper and stand over your shoulder for fifteen minutes, and ask you, “is it hard” when you are TAKING AN AP EXAM. *true story.</li>
<li>When the cool smilies won’t let you copy and paste them. : (
127: Not playing by the rules.</li>
<li>When people can’t count.</li>
<li>When your best friend gets caught cheating on a quiz, gets grounded, and can’t hang out with you on Saturday.</li>
<li>When there is only one CC addict posting [oneself]
99.When you’re tired but don’t want to sleep.</li>
<li>When guys confuse me. [Yes! I got 100! ]</li>
<li>When guys aren’t direct about their feelings towards one.</li>
<li>That fact that you can not tell if you have bad breath or not</li>
<li>When Google Maps tells you to turn left onto X Street, but there’s a WALL in the way.</li>
<li>“But GOOGLE said so! Hence it is true!!”</li>
<li>“But WIKIPEDIA said so! Hence it is true!!”</li>
<li>Not knowing grammar, but signing up for an AP English class.</li>
<li>Being a public university, and being more expensive than a prestigious private. Seriously?? Stupid CA legislator people.</li>
<li>When someone replies to your text message with either just one word, or something an equivalent of ‘xD’ or ‘O:’</li>
<li>Punch someone in the face.</li>
<li>Not numbering things properly so the person below has to do it for you</li>
<li>being a fat ugly chick who thinks she’s hot.</li>
<li>Prove that you’re awesome JUST to spite them. :]</li>
<li>Ending every statement of personal opinion with “that’s just my opinion” or some derivative of.</li>
<li>Loud ass neighbors who will not ST-FU.</li>
<li>Neighbors who INSIST on standing in their (open, blinds-open) windows AND kill the trees that you plant SPECIFICALLY to block them. >.<</li>
<li>Neighbors (two different sets of neighbors from the above) who like to gossip behind your back…about you. <em>sigh</em></li>
<li>When somebody sees you have a tattoo, then asks “did that hurt?” It’s needles dragging through your skin. That should be a no-brainer.</li>
<li>When your mother insists upon using a gallon of your YSL ELLE perfume every day. -_-</li>
<li>Salesperson: “Hey look, this piece of gold jewelry is AWESOME for $300!” (the piece is smaller than your pinky toenail. I miss the days of cheap gold.)</li>
<li>Passing Obamacare.</li>
<li>Mentioning politics in a non-political thread</li>
<li>Taking offense to a perfectly on-topic post. :P</li>
<li>Letting a 1000 item list die before reaching 150 items.</li>
<li>Highlighting stuff in bold red when you search.</li>
<li>People not getting a blatant hint to post on a certain thread.</li>
<li>When a woman enters the room without a sandwich </li>
<li>When you are feeling so relaxed that you can’t think of anything that annoys you</li>
</ol>
<ol>
<li>posting lame threads on HSL</li>
<li>making your commute longer than your class</li>
<li>bringing up threads you posted on to the top of the recent forum so you feel like you have to post again</li>
<li>breaking continuity
5.Not following the format of the thread.</li>
<li>Cars going slow on the right lane.</li>
<li>Cars going slow on the left lane. <– splonk is slow, okay? L0L</li>
<li>Walking slowly in front of someone</li>
<li>Uhm… when someone runs into you and says “Excuse you!”</li>
<li>Small desks.</li>
<li>Repeatedly poking someone</li>
<li>Commercials that are suppose to be funny but aren’t</li>
<li>People who freak out when they see this number.</li>
<li>People who complain incessantly.</li>
<li>Anonymity.</li>
<li>sa.kdx;oimxljm8x3jie383736g y3khfq;oufdj;zqd</li>
<li>50 message limits on inbox’s</li>
<li>People who keep saying no offense and then say something offensive</li>
<li>Talk like a gangsta</li>
<li>Put people into headlocks for no reason</li>
<li>People who stand you up</li>
<li>Religious missionaries who won’t leave you the hell alone</li>
<li>Guys who act like angels in front of girls and then treat everyone like crap when they leave.</li>
<li>Voice messages that say “Hello? Hello? Helloooo? Anyone there?” for 5 minutes</li>
<li>People who still say (10char) even though all you have to do is hit the space bar a few times and then add a period at the end of your sentence.</li>
<li>Pants on the ground, pants on the ground, lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.</li>
<li>Spreading lies/rumors behind someones back.</li>
<li>People who never close the door all the way when asked to close it.</li>
<li>Dogs constantly barking for no apparent reason.</li>
<li>Dogs that eat poop and then lick you. True story.</li>
<li>Sniffling during a test.</li>
<li>Dragging a chair across the room and making a screech/squeaking noise.</li>
<li>Cutting people on the cafeteria line</li>
<li>Not leaving a message, but deciding to call three times to see if someone will pick up.</li>
<li>Not posting 1000 WAYS to annoy people, but simply posting random things that annoy (the worthless) YOU.</li>
<li>The tendency of freshmen to swing around and whack you with their gigantic backpacks
37: WHEN GIRLS STOOD YOU UP ON A DATE!!!
38: Indirectly insulting someone, and then acting innocent while they figure it out.</li>
<li>When in a list changing the symbol after #.</li>
<li>When people misspell a really simple word.</li>
<li>Being a prestige wh0re.</li>
<li>Being a teacher suck-up aka point-grubber aka little bit*h.</li>
<li>People who hide their true personalities and try to blend in</li>
<li>Talking about stuff you have NO IDEA OF i.e. college parties when you’re in high school</li>
<li>People who talk in movie theaters</li>
<li>typn lik dizzz on da internett</li>
<li>Necroing lame threads.</li>
<li>turning off peoples lights randomly when they are on</li>
<li>closing the door when someone asks you to open the door</li>
<li>“Are we there yet?”</li>
<li>when people use the term “lol” in real life conversations</li>
<li>using sticky fingers on someone elses keyboard.</li>
<li>“Can I borrow your cell phone”… 35 min later… credit is practically empty =S</li>
<li>people whispering when you know they are talking about you</li>
<li>people who don’t wear deo. is it that hard? seriously?</li>
<li>Overly-optimistic cheerfulness in the wrong situations</li>
<li>Completely unwarranted overreactions</li>
<li>Not including someone else’s contributions.</li>
<li>Acting arrogant and superior to everyone in an effort to cover up self-doubt</li>
<li>(this one is best when a group does it together) Singing a catchy song loudly until somebody else joins in, then stopping suddenly.</li>
<li>People borrowing pens, pencils, highlighters, etc. and never returning them.</li>
<li>Reading over someone else’s shoulder (guilty) in a way that disrupts their concentration (not guilty)</li>
<li>A 1000 reason thread dieing before getting to 1000 reasons.</li>
<li>Not reading the previous posts</li>
<li>Laughing very loudly in a public area over a lame joke</li>
<li>Being too lazy to copy and paste</li>
<li>Going 45 on a 55 mph road.</li>
<li>Having no speed limit sign on a road where the speed limit is 55.</li>
<li>Dropping the speed limit from 65 to 55 during construction…without putting any signs up.</li>
<li>Saying ■■■ every 5 seconds</li>
<li>Txting back lol after everything someone says! =O It’s not that funny!!</li>
<li>Having greasy hair [eeww! wash your hair!]</li>
<li>Ending every sentence with the word “ladies” (esp if the word ladies is said in a deep suggestive voice) ladies.</li>
<li>No matter how much you want there to be there is no occasion where shouting the word “RONK!” is socially acceptable</li>
<li>Having no filter whatsoever between your brain and your mouth.</li>
<li>Having no brain, but possessing a functional mouth.</li>
<li>Get the Benny Hill theme tune stuck in someone’s head before the SAT (happened to me… 4 hours of Yakety Sax on a loop no friggin annoying)</li>
<li>Arrogant people who always refer to themselves in a third person point of view.</li>
<li>Straight people who try to be the justice to gay people when people say ‘thats gay.’ such annoying little shiits.</li>
<li>Squawking and pooping on top of people’s heads (and the heads of other macaws)</li>
<li>Not following proper rules, procedures, paperwork, etc.</li>
<li>Instituting a complicated system of paperwork (there’s a name for it…red…red something )</li>
<li>Heck, cars going slow in <em>any</em> lane (re: #6&7 )</li>
<li>Interrupting teachers while they’re explaining instructions</li>
<li>Sleeping while the teacher goes over notes then complaining when you don’t know what to do.</li>
<li>Being pessimistic about EVERYTHING. [Good things can happen people so : )]</li>
<li>Bad grammar.</li>
<li>Impeccable grammar</li>
<li>When a guy sends ‘hey beautiful’ in a txt almost all of the girls in his contacts [TOOL]</li>
<li>Referring to everything related to the annoyee as hedgehogs.</li>
<li>Hyperactivity. Anyone who is incapable of sitting still without fidgeting and twitching.</li>
<li>Having a proctor read over your paper and stand over your shoulder for fifteen minutes, and ask you, “is it hard” when you are TAKING AN AP EXAM. *true story.</li>
<li>When the cool smilies won’t let you copy and paste them. : (
127: Not playing by the rules.</li>
<li>When people can’t count.</li>
<li>When your best friend gets caught cheating on a quiz, gets grounded, and can’t hang out with you on Saturday.</li>
<li>When there is only one CC addict posting [oneself]
99.When you’re tired but don’t want to sleep.</li>
<li>When guys confuse me. [Yes! I got 100! ]</li>
<li>When guys aren’t direct about their feelings towards one.</li>
<li>That fact that you can not tell if you have bad breath or not</li>
<li>When Google Maps tells you to turn left onto X Street, but there’s a WALL in the way.</li>
<li>“But GOOGLE said so! Hence it is true!!”</li>
<li>“But WIKIPEDIA said so! Hence it is true!!”</li>
<li>Not knowing grammar, but signing up for an AP English class.</li>
<li>Being a public university, and being more expensive than a prestigious private. Seriously?? Stupid CA legislator people.</li>
<li>When someone replies to your text message with either just one word, or something an equivalent of ‘xD’ or ‘O:’</li>
<li>Punch someone in the face.</li>
<li>Not numbering things properly so the person below has to do it for you</li>
<li>being a fat ugly chick who thinks she’s hot.</li>
<li>Prove that you’re awesome JUST to spite them. :]</li>
<li>Ending every statement of personal opinion with “that’s just my opinion” or some derivative of.</li>
<li>Loud ass neighbors who will not ST-FU.</li>
<li>Neighbors who INSIST on standing in their (open, blinds-open) windows AND kill the trees that you plant SPECIFICALLY to block them. >.<</li>
<li>Neighbors (two different sets of neighbors from the above) who like to gossip behind your back…about you. <em>sigh</em></li>
<li>When somebody sees you have a tattoo, then asks “did that hurt?” It’s needles dragging through your skin. That should be a no-brainer.</li>
<li>When your mother insists upon using a gallon of your YSL ELLE perfume every day. -_-</li>
<li>Salesperson: “Hey look, this piece of gold jewelry is AWESOME for $300!” (the piece is smaller than your pinky toenail. I miss the days of cheap gold.)</li>
<li>Passing Obamacare.</li>
<li>Mentioning politics in a non-political thread</li>
<li>Taking offense to a perfectly on-topic post. :P</li>
<li>Letting a 1000 item list die before reaching 150 items.</li>
<li>Highlighting stuff in bold red when you search.</li>
<li>People not getting a blatant hint to post on a certain thread.</li>
<li>When a woman enters the room without a sandwich</li>
<li>When you are feeling so relaxed that you can’t think of anything that annoys you </li>
<li>The off-switch to YOUR BRAIN.</li>
</ol>
<ol>
<li>posting lame threads on HSL</li>
<li>making your commute longer than your class</li>
<li>bringing up threads you posted on to the top of the recent forum so you feel like you have to post again</li>
<li>breaking continuity
5.Not following the format of the thread.</li>
<li>Cars going slow on the right lane.</li>
<li>Cars going slow on the left lane. <– splonk is slow, okay? L0L</li>
<li>Walking slowly in front of someone</li>
<li>Uhm… when someone runs into you and says “Excuse you!”</li>
<li>Small desks.</li>
<li>Repeatedly poking someone</li>
<li>Commercials that are suppose to be funny but aren’t</li>
<li>People who freak out when they see this number.</li>
<li>People who complain incessantly.</li>
<li>Anonymity.</li>
<li>sa.kdx;oimxljm8x3jie383736g y3khfq;oufdj;zqd</li>
<li>50 message limits on inbox’s</li>
<li>People who keep saying no offense and then say something offensive</li>
<li>Talk like a gangsta</li>
<li>Put people into headlocks for no reason</li>
<li>People who stand you up</li>
<li>Religious missionaries who won’t leave you the hell alone</li>
<li>Guys who act like angels in front of girls and then treat everyone like crap when they leave.</li>
<li>Voice messages that say “Hello? Hello? Helloooo? Anyone there?” for 5 minutes</li>
<li>People who still say (10char) even though all you have to do is hit the space bar a few times and then add a period at the end of your sentence.</li>
<li>Pants on the ground, pants on the ground, lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.</li>
<li>Spreading lies/rumors behind someones back.</li>
<li>People who never close the door all the way when asked to close it.</li>
<li>Dogs constantly barking for no apparent reason.</li>
<li>Dogs that eat poop and then lick you. True story.</li>
<li>Sniffling during a test.</li>
<li>Dragging a chair across the room and making a screech/squeaking noise.</li>
<li>Cutting people on the cafeteria line</li>
<li>Not leaving a message, but deciding to call three times to see if someone will pick up.</li>
<li>Not posting 1000 WAYS to annoy people, but simply posting random things that annoy (the worthless) YOU.</li>
<li>The tendency of freshmen to swing around and whack you with their gigantic backpacks
37: WHEN GIRLS STOOD YOU UP ON A DATE!!!
38: Indirectly insulting someone, and then acting innocent while they figure it out.</li>
<li>When in a list changing the symbol after #.</li>
<li>When people misspell a really simple word.</li>
<li>Being a prestige wh0re.</li>
<li>Being a teacher suck-up aka point-grubber aka little bit*h.</li>
<li>People who hide their true personalities and try to blend in</li>
<li>Talking about stuff you have NO IDEA OF i.e. college parties when you’re in high school</li>
<li>People who talk in movie theaters</li>
<li>typn lik dizzz on da internett</li>
<li>Necroing lame threads.</li>
<li>turning off peoples lights randomly when they are on</li>
<li>closing the door when someone asks you to open the door</li>
<li>“Are we there yet?”</li>
<li>when people use the term “lol” in real life conversations</li>
<li>using sticky fingers on someone elses keyboard.</li>
<li>“Can I borrow your cell phone”… 35 min later… credit is practically empty =S</li>
<li>people whispering when you know they are talking about you</li>
<li>people who don’t wear deo. is it that hard? seriously?</li>
<li>Overly-optimistic cheerfulness in the wrong situations</li>
<li>Completely unwarranted overreactions</li>
<li>Not including someone else’s contributions.</li>
<li>Acting arrogant and superior to everyone in an effort to cover up self-doubt</li>
<li>(this one is best when a group does it together) Singing a catchy song loudly until somebody else joins in, then stopping suddenly.</li>
<li>People borrowing pens, pencils, highlighters, etc. and never returning them.</li>
<li>Reading over someone else’s shoulder (guilty) in a way that disrupts their concentration (not guilty)</li>
<li>A 1000 reason thread dieing before getting to 1000 reasons.</li>
<li>Not reading the previous posts</li>
<li>Laughing very loudly in a public area over a lame joke</li>
<li>Being too lazy to copy and paste</li>
<li>Going 45 on a 55 mph road.</li>
<li>Having no speed limit sign on a road where the speed limit is 55.</li>
<li>Dropping the speed limit from 65 to 55 during construction…without putting any signs up.</li>
<li>Saying ■■■ every 5 seconds</li>
<li>Txting back lol after everything someone says! =O It’s not that funny!!</li>
<li>Having greasy hair [eeww! wash your hair!]</li>
<li>Ending every sentence with the word “ladies” (esp if the word ladies is said in a deep suggestive voice) ladies.</li>
<li>No matter how much you want there to be there is no occasion where shouting the word “RONK!” is socially acceptable</li>
<li>Having no filter whatsoever between your brain and your mouth.</li>
<li>Having no brain, but possessing a functional mouth.</li>
<li>Get the Benny Hill theme tune stuck in someone’s head before the SAT (happened to me… 4 hours of Yakety Sax on a loop no friggin annoying)</li>
<li>Arrogant people who always refer to themselves in a third person point of view.</li>
<li>Straight people who try to be the justice to gay people when people say ‘thats gay.’ such annoying little shiits.</li>
<li>Squawking and pooping on top of people’s heads (and the heads of other macaws)</li>
<li>Not following proper rules, procedures, paperwork, etc.</li>
<li>Instituting a complicated system of paperwork (there’s a name for it…red…red something )</li>
<li>Heck, cars going slow in <em>any</em> lane (re: #6&7 )</li>
<li>Interrupting teachers while they’re explaining instructions</li>
<li>Sleeping while the teacher goes over notes then complaining when you don’t know what to do.</li>
<li>Being pessimistic about EVERYTHING. [Good things can happen people so : )]</li>
<li>Bad grammar.</li>
<li>Impeccable grammar</li>
<li>When a guy sends ‘hey beautiful’ in a txt almost all of the girls in his contacts [TOOL]</li>
<li>Referring to everything related to the annoyee as hedgehogs.</li>
<li>Hyperactivity. Anyone who is incapable of sitting still without fidgeting and twitching.</li>
<li>Having a proctor read over your paper and stand over your shoulder for fifteen minutes, and ask you, “is it hard” when you are TAKING AN AP EXAM. *true story.</li>
<li>When the cool smilies won’t let you copy and paste them. : (
127: Not playing by the rules.</li>
<li>When people can’t count.</li>
<li>When your best friend gets caught cheating on a quiz, gets grounded, and can’t hang out with you on Saturday.</li>
<li>When there is only one CC addict posting [oneself]
99.When you’re tired but don’t want to sleep.</li>
<li>When guys confuse me. [Yes! I got 100! ]</li>
<li>When guys aren’t direct about their feelings towards one.</li>
<li>That fact that you can not tell if you have bad breath or not</li>
<li>When Google Maps tells you to turn left onto X Street, but there’s a WALL in the way.</li>
<li>“But GOOGLE said so! Hence it is true!!”</li>
<li>“But WIKIPEDIA said so! Hence it is true!!”</li>
<li>Not knowing grammar, but signing up for an AP English class.</li>
<li>Being a public university, and being more expensive than a prestigious private. Seriously?? Stupid CA legislator people.</li>
<li>When someone replies to your text message with either just one word, or something an equivalent of ‘xD’ or ‘O:’</li>
<li>Punch someone in the face.</li>
<li>Not numbering things properly so the person below has to do it for you</li>
<li>being a fat ugly chick who thinks she’s hot.</li>
<li>Prove that you’re awesome JUST to spite them. :]</li>
<li>Ending every statement of personal opinion with “that’s just my opinion” or some derivative of.</li>
<li>Loud ass neighbors who will not ST-FU.</li>
<li>Neighbors who INSIST on standing in their (open, blinds-open) windows AND kill the trees that you plant SPECIFICALLY to block them. >.<</li>
<li>Neighbors (two different sets of neighbors from the above) who like to gossip behind your back…about you. <em>sigh</em></li>
<li>When somebody sees you have a tattoo, then asks “did that hurt?” It’s needles dragging through your skin. That should be a no-brainer.</li>
<li>When your mother insists upon using a gallon of your YSL ELLE perfume every day. -_-</li>
<li>Salesperson: “Hey look, this piece of gold jewelry is AWESOME for $300!” (the piece is smaller than your pinky toenail. I miss the days of cheap gold.)</li>
<li>Passing Obamacare.</li>
<li>Mentioning politics in a non-political thread</li>
<li>Taking offense to a perfectly on-topic post. :P</li>
<li>Letting a 1000 item list die before reaching 150 items.</li>
<li>Highlighting stuff in bold red when you search.</li>
<li>People not getting a blatant hint to post on a certain thread.</li>
<li>When a woman enters the room without a sandwich</li>
<li>When you are feeling so relaxed that you can’t think of anything that annoys you </li>
<li>The off-switch to YOUR BRAIN.</li>
<li>Telling lateral thinking puzzles. :P</li>
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<li>posting lame threads on HSL</li>
<li>making your commute longer than your class</li>
<li>bringing up threads you posted on to the top of the recent forum so you feel like you have to post again</li>
<li>breaking continuity
5.Not following the format of the thread.</li>
<li>Cars going slow on the right lane.</li>
<li>Cars going slow on the left lane. <– splonk is slow, okay? L0L</li>
<li>Walking slowly in front of someone</li>
<li>Uhm… when someone runs into you and says “Excuse you!”</li>
<li>Small desks.</li>
<li>Repeatedly poking someone</li>
<li>Commercials that are suppose to be funny but aren’t</li>
<li>People who freak out when they see this number.</li>
<li>People who complain incessantly.</li>
<li>Anonymity.</li>
<li>sa.kdx;oimxljm8x3jie383736g y3khfq;oufdj;zqd</li>
<li>50 message limits on inbox’s</li>
<li>People who keep saying no offense and then say something offensive</li>
<li>Talk like a gangsta</li>
<li>Put people into headlocks for no reason</li>
<li>People who stand you up</li>
<li>Religious missionaries who won’t leave you the hell alone</li>
<li>Guys who act like angels in front of girls and then treat everyone like crap when they leave.</li>
<li>Voice messages that say “Hello? Hello? Helloooo? Anyone there?” for 5 minutes</li>
<li>People who still say (10char) even though all you have to do is hit the space bar a few times and then add a period at the end of your sentence.</li>
<li>Pants on the ground, pants on the ground, lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.</li>
<li>Spreading lies/rumors behind someones back.</li>
<li>People who never close the door all the way when asked to close it.</li>
<li>Dogs constantly barking for no apparent reason.</li>
<li>Dogs that eat poop and then lick you. True story.</li>
<li>Sniffling during a test.</li>
<li>Dragging a chair across the room and making a screech/squeaking noise.</li>
<li>Cutting people on the cafeteria line</li>
<li>Not leaving a message, but deciding to call three times to see if someone will pick up.</li>
<li>Not posting 1000 WAYS to annoy people, but simply posting random things that annoy (the worthless) YOU.</li>
<li>The tendency of freshmen to swing around and whack you with their gigantic backpacks
37: WHEN GIRLS STOOD YOU UP ON A DATE!!!
38: Indirectly insulting someone, and then acting innocent while they figure it out.</li>
<li>When in a list changing the symbol after #.</li>
<li>When people misspell a really simple word.</li>
<li>Being a prestige wh0re.</li>
<li>Being a teacher suck-up aka point-grubber aka little bit*h.</li>
<li>People who hide their true personalities and try to blend in</li>
<li>Talking about stuff you have NO IDEA OF i.e. college parties when you’re in high school</li>
<li>People who talk in movie theaters</li>
<li>typn lik dizzz on da internett</li>
<li>Necroing lame threads.</li>
<li>turning off peoples lights randomly when they are on</li>
<li>closing the door when someone asks you to open the door</li>
<li>“Are we there yet?”</li>
<li>when people use the term “lol” in real life conversations</li>
<li>using sticky fingers on someone elses keyboard.</li>
<li>“Can I borrow your cell phone”… 35 min later… credit is practically empty =S</li>
<li>people whispering when you know they are talking about you</li>
<li>people who don’t wear deo. is it that hard? seriously?</li>
<li>Overly-optimistic cheerfulness in the wrong situations</li>
<li>Completely unwarranted overreactions</li>
<li>Not including someone else’s contributions.</li>
<li>Acting arrogant and superior to everyone in an effort to cover up self-doubt</li>
<li>(this one is best when a group does it together) Singing a catchy song loudly until somebody else joins in, then stopping suddenly.</li>
<li>People borrowing pens, pencils, highlighters, etc. and never returning them.</li>
<li>Reading over someone else’s shoulder (guilty) in a way that disrupts their concentration (not guilty)</li>
<li>A 1000 reason thread dieing before getting to 1000 reasons.</li>
<li>Not reading the previous posts</li>
<li>Laughing very loudly in a public area over a lame joke</li>
<li>Being too lazy to copy and paste</li>
<li>Going 45 on a 55 mph road.</li>
<li>Having no speed limit sign on a road where the speed limit is 55.</li>
<li>Dropping the speed limit from 65 to 55 during construction…without putting any signs up.</li>
<li>Saying ■■■ every 5 seconds</li>
<li>Txting back lol after everything someone says! =O It’s not that funny!!</li>
<li>Having greasy hair [eeww! wash your hair!]</li>
<li>Ending every sentence with the word “ladies” (esp if the word ladies is said in a deep suggestive voice) ladies.</li>
<li>No matter how much you want there to be there is no occasion where shouting the word “RONK!” is socially acceptable</li>
<li>Having no filter whatsoever between your brain and your mouth.</li>
<li>Having no brain, but possessing a functional mouth.</li>
<li>Get the Benny Hill theme tune stuck in someone’s head before the SAT (happened to me… 4 hours of Yakety Sax on a loop no friggin annoying)</li>
<li>Arrogant people who always refer to themselves in a third person point of view.</li>
<li>Straight people who try to be the justice to gay people when people say ‘thats gay.’ such annoying little shiits.</li>
<li>Squawking and pooping on top of people’s heads (and the heads of other macaws)</li>
<li>Not following proper rules, procedures, paperwork, etc.</li>
<li>Instituting a complicated system of paperwork (there’s a name for it…red…red something )</li>
<li>Heck, cars going slow in <em>any</em> lane (re: #6&7 )</li>
<li>Interrupting teachers while they’re explaining instructions</li>
<li>Sleeping while the teacher goes over notes then complaining when you don’t know what to do.</li>
<li>Being pessimistic about EVERYTHING. [Good things can happen people so : )]</li>
<li>Bad grammar.</li>
<li>Impeccable grammar</li>
<li>When a guy sends ‘hey beautiful’ in a txt almost all of the girls in his contacts [TOOL]</li>
<li>Referring to everything related to the annoyee as hedgehogs.</li>
<li>Hyperactivity. Anyone who is incapable of sitting still without fidgeting and twitching.</li>
<li>Having a proctor read over your paper and stand over your shoulder for fifteen minutes, and ask you, “is it hard” when you are TAKING AN AP EXAM. *true story.</li>
<li>When the cool smilies won’t let you copy and paste them. : (
127: Not playing by the rules.</li>
<li>When people can’t count.</li>
<li>When your best friend gets caught cheating on a quiz, gets grounded, and can’t hang out with you on Saturday.</li>
<li>When there is only one CC addict posting [oneself]
99.When you’re tired but don’t want to sleep.</li>
<li>When guys confuse me. [Yes! I got 100! ]</li>
<li>When guys aren’t direct about their feelings towards one.</li>
<li>That fact that you can not tell if you have bad breath or not</li>
<li>When Google Maps tells you to turn left onto X Street, but there’s a WALL in the way.</li>
<li>“But GOOGLE said so! Hence it is true!!”</li>
<li>“But WIKIPEDIA said so! Hence it is true!!”</li>
<li>Not knowing grammar, but signing up for an AP English class.</li>
<li>Being a public university, and being more expensive than a prestigious private. Seriously?? Stupid CA legislator people.</li>
<li>When someone replies to your text message with either just one word, or something an equivalent of ‘xD’ or ‘O:’</li>
<li>Punch someone in the face.</li>
<li>Not numbering things properly so the person below has to do it for you</li>
<li>being a fat ugly chick who thinks she’s hot.</li>
<li>Prove that you’re awesome JUST to spite them. :]</li>
<li>Ending every statement of personal opinion with “that’s just my opinion” or some derivative of.</li>
<li>Loud ass neighbors who will not ST-FU.</li>
<li>Neighbors who INSIST on standing in their (open, blinds-open) windows AND kill the trees that you plant SPECIFICALLY to block them. >.<</li>
<li>Neighbors (two different sets of neighbors from the above) who like to gossip behind your back…about you. <em>sigh</em></li>
<li>When somebody sees you have a tattoo, then asks “did that hurt?” It’s needles dragging through your skin. That should be a no-brainer.</li>
<li>When your mother insists upon using a gallon of your YSL ELLE perfume every day. -_-</li>
<li>Salesperson: “Hey look, this piece of gold jewelry is AWESOME for $300!” (the piece is smaller than your pinky toenail. I miss the days of cheap gold.)</li>
<li>Passing Obamacare.</li>
<li>Mentioning politics in a non-political thread</li>
<li>Taking offense to a perfectly on-topic post. :P</li>
<li>Letting a 1000 item list die before reaching 150 items.</li>
<li>Highlighting stuff in bold red when you search.</li>
<li>People not getting a blatant hint to post on a certain thread.</li>
<li>When a woman enters the room without a sandwich</li>
<li>When you are feeling so relaxed that you can’t think of anything that annoys you</li>
<li>The off-switch to YOUR BRAIN.</li>
<li>Telling lateral thinking puzzles. </li>
<li>See #128.</li>
<li>Taxonomic systems (to some people. I find them perfectly intuitive. Then again, that’s just me. :P)</li>
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