<p>A fellow depantsee right here! Two girls ganged up on me and brought my pants down around my ankles, leaving me standing in my grey hanes boxer briefs for what felt like hours. Everyone around saw, but I got over it. You gotta be proud with your underwear, bro!</p>
<p>I'd like to point out that all the people that are posting hilarious stories have less than 5 posts (hint hint).</p>
<p>But it's even funnier than some people actually think these stories are legit.</p>
<p>Yea its pretty funny if that actually happened to you guys...guitarshredder I didn't quite get the hint</p>
<p>"And it's really not fair to guys, because, well, we're not always at our best at every moment. Sometimes it's cold. If we had some time to prepare before a pantsing, THEN I could see the value in it."</p>
<p>I cringe to ask, but how would a guy go about "preparing" before a pantsing? (I am a girl who is very ignorant in male-related issues such as these.)</p>
<p>Warm ups.</p>
<p>Actually, a better way to prepare would be to run. Just run. And never return.</p>
<p>One's Johnson is never flattering when it's off-duty, especially to girls--they have no clue as to the astonishing change in length which occurs from rest to blast-off.</p>
<p>Yeah, so that's my public service announcement.</p>
<p>A freshmen in my school got depantsed by senior football players. They took him out pulled his pants down and yelled "Guess what, its titi twister tuesday" and proceeded to twist his nipples. But that dude was a prick.</p>
<p>I have never heard it referred to as Johnson before. But I guess I can see the "logic" in that.</p>
<p>you should have completely stripped, to complete the outfit. then run home and cry</p>
<p>By the way, what's with this "depantsed" bull? It's just "pantsed." Always has been, always will be. It's not like you need to distinguish whether a kid pulled your pants down or put them on for you by adding on a prefix.</p>
<p>if it is a girl, do it back to her and grab her ass
If it is a guy... next time fight back, punch him in the face</p>
<p>jsberting is right. next time punch the guy and pants him to, only bring his underwear down with his pants</p>
<p>My hint is that all of these counts with 1 or 2 posts were probably created by the same person</p>
<p>man, I have been in this situation before. I got depanted by a guy in gym, but I was not ashamed and I got him back by pulling his pants down.</p>
<p>S O/T true story</p>
<p>This year at my school, a kid was taking shots to the balls for a dollar a kick. Kids were lining up and KICKING him in the BALLS and paying him one dollar. It was funny as ****. Not sure what happened to him.</p>
<p>did no one read Brinestorm's comment? I reiterate/quote:</p>
<p>By the way, what's with this "depantsed" bull? It's just "pantsed." Always has been, always will be. It's not like you need to distinguish whether a kid pulled your pants down or put them on for you by adding on a prefix.</p>
<p>get it rite you morons</p>
<p>What does S O/T mean? The only thing that I can think of is "Sort of True" and tha doen's make much sense.</p>
<p>You need to savagely beat whoever depantsed you, and this has to been done in public. Though it's preferable that you take care of this by yourself, if the guy is obviously bigger and stronger than you, you would probably want to get some friends to help out—a clear victory is imperative. The idea is to beat the guy until he begs for mercy; the humiliation he will face will compensate for any face you had lost. Now, I know my advice will probably get you suspended, but that's a lot better than living in constant shame.</p>
<p>Haha at camp one guy I know was stripped naked and thrown in the lake...girls were there too</p>
<p>Whoa greenboxerbriefs...I'd hate to be that guy...cold and butt naked in front of a bunch of girls. By the way your username kinda fits the theme of this post...</p>