Most Embarrassing Moments

<p>What's the most embarrassing thing you've ever done/the most embarrassing thing that's happened to you?</p>

<p>Like the one time that I went to school in a shirt that was... I guess sort of see-through, and I was wearing a leopard print bra... That was.. awkward.</p>

<p>Anyway.
Tell us your stories!</p>

<p>First day of freshman year i fell down walking UP the stairs. Books flew everywhere and I rolled down to the bottom of the grand staircase. Worst day of my life....</p>

<p>Or maybe it was when someone told the joke "If a quiz is quizzical then what is a test?" and I actually answered. That was a great day too.</p>

<p>^ouch. :[</p>

<p>You're telling me...I still haven't lived either of those down...and the quizzical one happened 5 years ago.</p>

<p>Lolol, I'm usually not very prone to embarrassment (not so much in that I don't make silly mistakes and stuff, but rather in that I'm capable of laughing it all off rather easily).</p>

<p>I've been caught masturbating a few times (walked in on, bah, more careful now though :D ) so I suppose that that was pretty awkward for me back then. :]</p>

<p>inveniamviam- the exact same thing happened to me last year, print and all- except I was a tomboy, so it was totally incongruous- a leopard print bra with a hoodie, sweatpants, and sloppy ponytail. I recall one friend saying- "Oh, you've been stealing your mom's bras again."</p>

<p>Then there was the one time in middle school a guy who I liked and who had a crush on me tried to put his hand through my hair- except it wasn't combed through or washed- so his hand got stuck. HUMILIATING.</p>

<p>Then there was the time in middle school that I ran out of pads during "that timne of the month," so I had to use a paper napkin instead, but it started slipping down the leg of my pants. And I couldn't stop it. It fell out and I grabbed it- but not before a passing group of guys saw...</p>

<p>Yeah. Middle school was a bad time for me.</p>

<p>I had a crush on my best guy friend, and I didn't realize he liked me back. We've been best friends since 4th grade, and we always love trying to gross each other out. So, one day we did our first dissection in Bio Honors, it was a squid. My partner was having too much fun and she popped the eyeball out of the squid and this gross liquid came out and hit me and her in the face. I was beyond disgusted, so when I saw him the very next period, I started rambling on about it hoping to gross him out too. I kept talking, wondering vaguely why he was giving me this funny look as I talked. I finally paused and asked him why he was giving me that look, and he was like "Nevermind. Forget it." I was totally lost, so I just continued telling him about the dissection. </p>

<p>When I went to lunch that day, my friend (she knew that I liked him and she was both of our friends) started hitting my arm randomly. She kept asking me what the heck was wrong with me only not as nice about it. I couldn't figure out what I did wrong and she didn't believe me when I asked her. She finally came to realize I was telling the truth and she told me how he had told her that when he had apparently asked me out, I had started talking about my squid dissection instead of answering. He thought I would rather talk about a dissection than go on a date with him, when I hadn't even heard him say anything. I was mortified when she told me that. </p>

<p>I was so embarrassed the next day when I explained my mistake, as the bell rang and I went to leave, I tipped over the desk and almost fell over (he caught my arm before I tumbled over with it).</p>

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he caught my arm before I tumbled over with it

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Aw, a good end to the story at least ;]</p>

<p>8th grade, every girl's favorite time of the month came and it was in that awkward first moment when you can't really tell that you have it, and it went completely THROUGH my jeans. Needless to say, it wasn't my greatest moment. Especially since my school is grades 7-12 and I had to walk through hallways like that for a quarter of the day.</p>

<p>Many, but one random one in my head is when I got caught playing my friend's pokemon game on his DS during MATH class.</p>

<p>epic lulz.</p>

<p>My worst one was my first senior year, during our fall concert. I was in every instrumental performing group but orchestra (and I would have been in that too, but sadly I'm not gifted in the string department). So that meant, during concerts, I had to run around all over the place. Well, the jazz band had just finished playing and I had to go from there to the concert band set-up on the other side of our performance area. </p>

<p>When I got to my seat, I realized that I had forgotten to grab my music when I left the jazz band set-up, and since I was the only tenor sax player in the concert band, I really needed to go back and get it. I was going to go around behind the set-up, but the percussionists were busy getting their instruments ready and I didn't want to get in their way, so I just walked around the front, right in between the audience and the band. I was kind of trying to hurry since I didn't want to hold everything up. Well, I hadn't thought to leave my saxophone on my seat, unfortunately. The thing weighs probably about a fourth of what I weigh, maybe a little less. In any case, the weight of my sax combined with me trying to rush threw me off-balance, and it didn't help that the only all-black shoes (it's part of our uniform) I owned were these big platform shoes. </p>

<p>I'm sure you can see where this is going. My ankle twisted, and BAM. I was down. Right in front of everyone. I also managed to smack my saxophone against the podium, which made quite a nice, loud sound, so anyone who didn't see me fall certainly heard me. My BD came rushing over, and of course, being a musician, the first thing she asked was, "Is your saxophone okay?" (It was, FYI. It barely even dented, which is astounding considering how hard it hit.) Followed quickly by "Are you okay?" once she had ascertained I would still be able to perform. I got up, laughed it off, grabbed my music... and proceeded to play the very first note wrong. Heh. Oops.</p>

<p>The whole ordeal was really rather embarrassing, considering that it was in front of just about everyone - my mom, my best friend and her boyfriend, my then-crush (who was in the jazz band), my current boyfriend (he was in the concert band; this was before we were dating), all my band friends, my director... yeah. It was pretty bad. I got crap about it for months. I'm just glad it didn't happen my freshman year; I would've bawled my eyes out. I had a better sense of humor/confidence by that point.</p>

<p>Probably when I talk about teachers (like how horrible they are) and then they walk right by. Then they give you these odd stares for half the year. :/</p>

<p>This year, 4th period online class 2nd day of school: No one's online classes have started. This girl wants me to show her something in math that "looks cool." So I write the binomial theorem on the board, then I proceed to move to what a derivative is. (I'm doing this in front of the class on the whiteboard in the computer lab, and no one else is paying attention.)</p>

<p>So 3 minutes before school ends, another girl walks up and draws a basic trig question on the white board. She says "So you just find the sine of this angle and you have it. By way, you can just cancel the d's in dy/dx so that you have y/x. Duh! Oh, sorry, that's the bell." By this time every eye in the room is staring at me, and I'm dumbfounded. (No one else understands what's going on, but to them it looks like she just outclassed me.) </p>

<p>We've become friends though. She was really embarrassed when she learned I'm in AP Calculus BC and that you can't reduce dy/dx to y/x.</p>

<p>Teen court: My co-counselor is about half asleep and I'm 2nd chair so I can't say anything.
This is she: "Objection, relevance?"
Defense: "It's covered in the factual basis YOU read."
Judge: Overruled</p>

<p>2 minutes later</p>

<p>Her: OBJECTION! Relevance?
Defense: Clarification as a result of direct examination!
Judge: Overruled</p>

<p>3 minutes later</p>

<p>Her: I'm confused
Judge: Is that an objection?
Her: Sure, why not?
Judge: Sustained </p>

<p>I was embarrassed for her!</p>

<p>Oh... a few months ago in attorney training:
DA is doing a false trial about a mouse who stole cheese... he keeps telling jokes and I'm on the jury. I cannot stop laughing to save my life. I bury my face in my notebook and continue laughing throughout the entire "trial." Everyone there stares at me the entire time.</p>

<p>our school is tiered- there are three sets of buildings each separated by a big downhill slope. on the first day of freshman year i had no idea where to go, but i thought it was the building down the hill. the stairs were packed with people, so i took the hill. big mistake!! i did this weird headfirst tumble thing, rolled over twice, and managed to land on my feet lol! of course i had a big streak of mud down my back and everyone on the stairs was watching.</p>

<p>i also accidentally did the see-thru shirt once. it was a dressy shirt, with spaghetti straps, then a ribbon under the cleavage, then it was loose and flowy. only the loose and flowy part was sheer, so you could see my stomach but not my bra. of course, it was the guy i had a crush on who pointed it out to me. i was like "what? oh, yeah. i know. giggle" he thought i was just doing it to be sexy and asked me out a few hours later :)</p>

<p>Getting pantsed
Sucking at baseball
Not getting laid until the spring of my freshman year
Riding my bike home while all the cool kids' jobless parents picked them up
Crapping in the middle of class (after excusing myself to the bathroom)</p>

<p>Just now on the phone with my future mentor: "Ahhh, sorry, I can't hear you again!! I'm sorry; it must be my reception. I'll have to work on... uhh... my reception..."</p>

<p>Hahaha jk I've had much worseee.</p>

<p>I was called up to do a math problem on the board in third grade, and I walked inside a garbage can without noticing until someone told me while the whole class was laughing.</p>

<p>6th grade I got my whole class homework by being a smart-ass, then proceeded to cry about it.</p>

<p>Once I forgot to wear a bra to school. Just. Forgot.</p>

<p><em>Takes deep breath</em>...my teacher caught me messing around with a "friend" one day and told us to stop..it may not be that bad,but the teacher and I had a really good relationship and I STILL can't look him in the eye lol..</p>