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<p>Story 1</p>

<p>Once upon a time, there was a moose named Gifford Plumpelton. He was dumb. All he dreamed of was to attend some university called Columbia University. His love wasn't really Columbia. But he thought it was Columbia. It seemed perfect since he liked drugs. One afternoon he drove around the streets, crying for his mother, a stupid guy. Then he lost track of his bearded goat Jolby. Silly string could cause Gifford to puke the Jolby all over himself. It was so edible.</p>

<p>At first, though Gifford was frightened, he didn't scream. He threw the silly string at his best friend. He stole peanuts from the balloon man. After the show circus, Jolby returned to death.</p>

<p>Gifford, afraid to buy condoms, doggie-style, rolled on his back and played dead to keep Jolby's ghost at bay. All of the sudden, a large whale did a nose-dive, and in great fear, Jolby's ghost went back to hell. Gifford pulled himself off of the ground, and peered into the large, fiery pit that was quickly closing in the pavement. Enormous strippers frolicked and giggled profusely while Jolby drooled.</p>

<p>Sometimes Jolby despised Gifford. It was because Gifford was WAY sexier than him; he was just jealous. Jolby's sexiness couldnt compare to Gifford's. When Gifford walked into a room, it was like BAM! sexiness, and all the ladies would talk to him. Jolby became depressed because he didn't receive any attention; he was the saddest thing one could ever see.</p>

<p>Nevertheless he ate his Wheaties daily, because he wanted be a champion. And not just any kind of champion; he wanted to be a champion water polo player. Yet, this was difficult, because he was a goat. He had to trim his hair very short so that he would not be weighed down by the water.</p>

<p>Gifford decided to learn water polo too; they had a game. It wasn't a game of polo. But rather a match of wits, which strangely the goat won....because he was actually able to read--cover to cover--My Pet Goat. After sitting still for ten minutes while the world fell apart, Jolby decided that he did not want to be Gifford's pet anymore. Gifford, being dumb, was then forced into labor in a Vietnamese sweatshop. He needed to make some money to support himself. So he began investing in the stock market, and met with some success. And remember, kids, a rich goat is a happy goat. </p>

<p>FIN.</p>

<p>Story 2</p>

<p>Let us start ANEW. Sentences instead of words this round. Copy and paste the entire story with your added sentence. Let's see if we can't make something semi-coherent this time. :) </p>

<p>To begin....</p>

<p>It was a dark and stormy night.</p>

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<p>Alex was fondling his dog</p>

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<p>The dog howled echoing the crashing thunder that followed in it's wake, and Alex shivered. He was soon lost in his thoughts and his hand continued to carress his dog unconciously, almost mechanically.</p>

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<p>The dog howled echoing the crashing thunder that followed in it's wake, and Alex shivered. He was soon lost in his thoughts and his hand continued to carress his dog unconciously, almost mechanically. He thought about the dog's hair fibers, how they were bound together over and over to make his dog's fur.</p>

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<p>The dog howled echoing the crashing thunder that followed in it's wake, and Alex shivered. He was soon lost in his thoughts and his hand continued to carress his dog unconciously, almost mechanically. He thought about the dog's hair fibers, how they were bound together over and over to make his dog's fur. Suddenly, his hand was snagged on something in his dog's hairy mane.</p>

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<p>The dog howled echoing the crashing thunder that followed in it's wake, and Alex shivered. He was soon lost in his thoughts and his hand continued to carress his dog unconciously, almost mechanically. He thought about the dog's hair fibers, how they were bound together over and over to make his dog's fur. Suddenly, his hand was snagged on something in his dog's hairy mane. He looked at his fingers, to discover a ring, a beautiful silver ring with an aquamarine jewel in the center.</p>

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<p>The dog howled, echoing the crashing thunder that follow in it's wake, and Alex shivered. He was soon lost in his thoughts but his hands conitnued to carress his dog unconciously, almost mechanically. He thought about the dog's hair fibres, how they were bound over and over to make his dog's fur. Suddenly, his hand snagged on something in his dog's hairy mane. It was a large tick, swollen red with blood,</p>

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<p>The dog howled echoing the crashing thunder that followed in it's wake, and Alex shivered. He was soon lost in his thoughts and his hand continued to carress his dog unconciously, almost mechanically. He thought about the dog's hair fibers, how they were bound together over and over to make his dog's fur. Suddenly, his hand was snagged on something in his dog's hairy mane. He looked at his fingers, to discover a ring, a beautiful silver ring with an aquamarine jewel in the center. It glinted at him, reflecting the flash of lightning that filled the room at that moment.</p>

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<p>The dog howled echoing the crashing thunder that followed in it's wake, and Alex shivered. He was soon lost in his thoughts and his hand continued to carress his dog unconciously, almost mechanically. He thought about the dog's hair fibers, how they were bound together over and over to make his dog's fur. Suddenly, his hand was snagged on something in his dog's hairy mane. He looked at his fingers, to discover a ring, a beautiful silver ring with an aquamarine jewel in the center. It glinted at him, reflecting the flash of lightning that filled the room at that moment. He untangled the ring, placing it on his finger, surprised to find it fit perfectly.</p>

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<p>The dog howled, echoing the crashing thunder that followed in its wake, and Alex shivered. He was soon lost in his thoughts and his hand continued to carress his dog unconciously, almost mechanically. He thought about the dog's hair fibers, how they were bound together over and over to make his dog's fur. Suddenly, his hand was snagged on something in his dog's hairy mane. He looked at his fingers, to discover a ring, a beautiful silver ring with an aquamarine jewel in the center. It glinted at him, reflecting the flash of lightning that filled the room at that moment. He untangled the ring, and, placing it on his finger, was surprised to find it fit perfectly. Peering closer, he saw something in the center of the aquamarine jewel.</p>

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<p>The dog howled, echoing the crashing thunder that followed in its wake, and Alex shivered. He was soon lost in his thoughts and his hand continued to carress his dog unconciously, almost mechanically. He thought about the dog's hair fibers, how they were bound together over and over to make his dog's fur. Suddenly, his hand was snagged on something in his dog's hairy mane. He looked at his fingers, to discover a ring, a beautiful silver ring with an aquamarine jewel in the center. It glinted at him, reflecting the flash of lightning that filled the room at that moment. He untangled the ring, and, placing it on his finger, was surprised to find it fit perfectly. Peering closer, he saw something in the center of the aquamarine jewel. His dog suddenly sprung up, thrusting the ring into the trashcan.</p>

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<p>The dog howled, echoing the crashing thunder that followed in its wake, and Alex shivered. He was soon lost in his thoughts and his hand continued to carress his dog unconciously, almost mechanically. He thought about the dog's hair fibers, how they were bound together over and over to make his dog's fur. Suddenly, his hand was snagged on something in his dog's hairy mane. He looked at his fingers, to discover a ring, a beautiful silver ring with an aquamarine jewel in the center. It glinted at him, reflecting the flash of lightning that filled the room at that moment. He untangled the ring, and, placing it on his finger, was surprised to find it fit perfectly. Peering closer, he saw something in the center of the aquamarine jewel. His dog suddenly sprung up, thrusting the ring into the trashcan. As the trashcan tumbled through the open window onto the ground below, spilling its contents on the sidewalk and the hobo that lived there in the moldy cardboard box, Alex let out a cry.</p>

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<p>The dog howled, echoing the crashing thunder that followed in its wake, and Alex shivered. He was soon lost in his thoughts and his hand continued to carress his dog unconciously, almost mechanically. He thought about the dog's hair fibers, how they were bound together over and over to make his dog's fur. Suddenly, his hand was snagged on something in his dog's hairy mane. He looked at his fingers, to discover a ring, a beautiful silver ring with an aquamarine jewel in the center. It glinted at him, reflecting the flash of lightning that filled the room at that moment. He untangled the ring, and, placing it on his finger, was surprised to find it fit perfectly. Peering closer, he saw something in the center of the aquamarine jewel. His dog suddenly sprung up, thrusting the ring into the trashcan. As the trashcan tumbled through the open window onto the ground below, spilling its contents on the sidewalk and the hobo that lived there in the moldy cardboard box, Alex let out a cry. He jumped out the window, his dog following, spraining his ankle; he landed on top of the hobo.</p>

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<p>The dog howled, echoing the crashing thunder that followed in its wake, and Alex shivered. He was soon lost in his thoughts and his hand continued to carress his dog unconciously, almost mechanically. He thought about the dog's hair fibers, how they were bound together over and over to make his dog's fur. Suddenly, his hand was snagged on something in his dog's hairy mane. He looked at his fingers, to discover a ring, a beautiful silver ring with an aquamarine jewel in the center. It glinted at him, reflecting the flash of lightning that filled the room at that moment. He untangled the ring, and, placing it on his finger, was surprised to find it fit perfectly. Peering closer, he saw something in the center of the aquamarine jewel. His dog suddenly sprung up, thrusting the ring into the trashcan. As the trashcan tumbled through the open window onto the ground below, spilling its contents on the sidewalk and the hobo that lived there in the moldy cardboard box, Alex let out a cry. He jumped out the window, his dog following, spraining his ankle; he landed on top of the hobo. Alas, no sooner had he pulled himself off the hobo, brushing banana peels and lobster shells off of his clothes, when he saw the hobo pick up the ring out of its nest of 2-week-old Chinese food takeout.</p>

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<p>The dog howled, echoing the crashing thunder that followed in its wake, and Alex shivered. He was soon lost in his thoughts and his hand continued to carress his dog unconciously, almost mechanically. He thought about the dog's hair fibers, how they were bound together over and over to make his dog's fur. Suddenly, his hand was snagged on something in his dog's hairy mane. He looked at his fingers, to discover a ring, a beautiful silver ring with an aquamarine jewel in the center. It glinted at him, reflecting the flash of lightning that filled the room at that moment. He untangled the ring, and, placing it on his finger, was surprised to find it fit perfectly. Peering closer, he saw something in the center of the aquamarine jewel. His dog suddenly sprung up, thrusting the ring into the trashcan. As the trashcan tumbled through the open window onto the ground below, spilling its contents on the sidewalk and the hobo that lived there in the moldy cardboard box, Alex let out a cry. He jumped out the window, his dog following, spraining his ankle; he landed on top of the hobo. Alas, no sooner had he pulled himself off the hobo, brushing banana peels and lobster shells off of his clothes, when he saw the hobo pick up the ring out of its nest of 2-week-old Chinese food takeout. With his ankle he could not run, so he sent his dog after the hobo, the hobo fell, breaking his pelvis.</p>

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<p>The dog howled, echoing the crashing thunder that followed in its wake, and Alex shivered. He was soon lost in his thoughts and his hand continued to carress his dog unconciously, almost mechanically. He thought about the dog's hair fibers, how they were bound together over and over to make his dog's fur. Suddenly, his hand was snagged on something in his dog's hairy mane. He looked at his fingers, to discover a ring, a beautiful silver ring with an aquamarine jewel in the center. It glinted at him, reflecting the flash of lightning that filled the room at that moment. He untangled the ring, and, placing it on his finger, was surprised to find it fit perfectly. Peering closer, he saw something in the center of the aquamarine jewel. His dog suddenly sprung up, thrusting the ring into the trashcan. As the trashcan tumbled through the open window onto the ground below, spilling its contents on the sidewalk and the hobo that lived there in the moldy cardboard box, Alex let out a cry. He jumped out the window, his dog following, spraining his ankle; he landed on top of the hobo. Alas, no sooner had he pulled himself off the hobo, brushing banana peels and lobster shells off of his clothes, when he saw the hobo pick up the ring out of its nest of 2-week-old Chinese food takeout. With his ankle he could not run, so he sent his dog after the hobo, the hobo fell, breaking his pelvis. The ring bounced out of the hobo's hand and flew through the air--but the dog saw it, and jumped for it.</p>

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<p>The dog howled, echoing the crashing thunder that followed in its wake, and Alex shivered. He was soon lost in his thoughts and his hand continued to carress his dog unconciously, almost mechanically. He thought about the dog's hair fibers, how they were bound together over and over to make his dog's fur. Suddenly, his hand was snagged on something in his dog's hairy mane. He looked at his fingers, to discover a ring, a beautiful silver ring with an aquamarine jewel in the center. It glinted at him, reflecting the flash of lightning that filled the room at that moment. He untangled the ring, and, placing it on his finger, was surprised to find it fit perfectly. Peering closer, he saw something in the center of the aquamarine jewel. His dog suddenly sprung up, thrusting the ring into the trashcan. As the trashcan tumbled through the open window onto the ground below, spilling its contents on the sidewalk and the hobo that lived there in the moldy cardboard box, Alex let out a cry. He jumped out the window, his dog following, spraining his ankle; he landed on top of the hobo. Alas, no sooner had he pulled himself off the hobo, brushing banana peels and lobster shells off of his clothes, when he saw the hobo pick up the ring out of its nest of 2-week-old Chinese food takeout. With his ankle he could not run, so he sent his dog after the hobo, the hobo fell, breaking his pelvis. The ring bounced out of the hobo's hand and flew through the air--but the dog saw it, and jumped for it. He caught it, but a disastrous event happened- he swallowed the ring.</p>

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<p>The dog howled, echoing the crashing thunder that followed in its wake, and Alex shivered. He was soon lost in his thoughts and his hand continued to carress his dog unconciously, almost mechanically. He thought about the dog's hair fibers, how they were bound together over and over to make his dog's fur. Suddenly, his hand was snagged on something in his dog's hairy mane. He looked at his fingers, to discover a ring, a beautiful silver ring with an aquamarine jewel in the center. It glinted at him, reflecting the flash of lightning that filled the room at that moment. He untangled the ring, and, placing it on his finger, was surprised to find it fit perfectly. Peering closer, he saw something in the center of the aquamarine jewel. His dog suddenly sprung up, thrusting the ring into the trashcan. As the trashcan tumbled through the open window onto the ground below, spilling its contents on the sidewalk and the hobo that lived there in the moldy cardboard box, Alex let out a cry. He jumped out the window, his dog following, spraining his ankle; he landed on top of the hobo. Alas, no sooner had he pulled himself off the hobo, brushing banana peels and lobster shells off of his clothes, when he saw the hobo pick up the ring out of its nest of 2-week-old Chinese food takeout. With his ankle he could not run, so he sent his dog after the hobo, the hobo fell, breaking his pelvis. The ring bounced out of the hobo's hand and flew through the air--but the dog saw it, and jumped for it. He caught it, but a disastrous event happened- he swallowed the ring.</p>

<p>Alex spotted his dog running towards him and a smile broke out on his face.</p>

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<p>The dog howled, echoing the crashing thunder that followed in its wake, and Alex shivered. He was soon lost in his thoughts and his hand continued to carress his dog unconciously, almost mechanically. He thought about the dog's hair fibers, how they were bound together over and over to make his dog's fur. Suddenly, his hand was snagged on something in his dog's hairy mane. He looked at his fingers, to discover a ring, a beautiful silver ring with an aquamarine jewel in the center. It glinted at him, reflecting the flash of lightning that filled the room at that moment. He untangled the ring, and, placing it on his finger, was surprised to find it fit perfectly. Peering closer, he saw something in the center of the aquamarine jewel. His dog suddenly sprung up, thrusting the ring into the trashcan. As the trashcan tumbled through the open window onto the ground below, spilling its contents on the sidewalk and the hobo that lived there in the moldy cardboard box, Alex let out a cry. He jumped out the window, his dog following, spraining his ankle; he landed on top of the hobo. Alas, no sooner had he pulled himself off the hobo, brushing banana peels and lobster shells off of his clothes, when he saw the hobo pick up the ring out of its nest of 2-week-old Chinese food takeout. With his ankle he could not run, so he sent his dog after the hobo, the hobo fell, breaking his pelvis. The ring bounced out of the hobo's hand and flew through the air--but the dog saw it, and jumped for it. He caught it, but a disastrous event happened- he swallowed the ring.</p>

<p>Alex spotted his dog running towards him and a smile broke out on his face. Alex became confused, asking himself, "Where is the ring?"</p>

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<p>The dog howled, echoing the crashing thunder that followed in its wake, and Alex shivered. He was soon lost in his thoughts and his hand continued to carress his dog unconciously, almost mechanically. He thought about the dog's hair fibers, how they were bound together over and over to make his dog's fur. Suddenly, his hand was snagged on something in his dog's hairy mane. He looked at his fingers, to discover a ring, a beautiful silver ring with an aquamarine jewel in the center. It glinted at him, reflecting the flash of lightning that filled the room at that moment. He untangled the ring, and, placing it on his finger, was surprised to find it fit perfectly. Peering closer, he saw something in the center of the aquamarine jewel. His dog suddenly sprung up, thrusting the ring into the trashcan. As the trashcan tumbled through the open window onto the ground below, spilling its contents on the sidewalk and the hobo that lived there in the moldy cardboard box, Alex let out a cry. He jumped out the window, his dog following, spraining his ankle; he landed on top of the hobo. Alas, no sooner had he pulled himself off the hobo, brushing banana peels and lobster shells off of his clothes, when he saw the hobo pick up the ring out of its nest of 2-week-old Chinese food takeout. With his ankle he could not run, so he sent his dog after the hobo, the hobo fell, breaking his pelvis. The ring bounced out of the hobo's hand and flew through the air--but the dog saw it, and jumped for it. He caught it, but a disastrous event happened- he swallowed the ring.</p>

<p>Alex spotted his dog running towards him and a smile broke out on his face. Alex became confused, asking himself, "Where is the ring?" To Alex's amazement, the dog answered him in a voice that rang as clear and true as--well--a human's.</p>