<p>Princeton was discombobulated by the round, hairy thing that spoke dirty dirty words in a thick Austro-Hungarian accent. It grabbed his grenades and bounced shamelessly down the esophagus of the ambassador, who was ghetto and had volumes of anime porn featuring none other than Dean Shaw George Bernard who quickly snitched a broomstick and zoomed off after Cedric Diggory decided it was time to break up with Cho and hook up with Hermione and snog Harry and turn Ron into a Weasle. "Wow," Dean Shaw George Bernard sighed, "you're a pretty good wizard, let's have a wizard duel". Cedric inclined his handsome head, aimed, and said, "Engorgio!" But Dean Shaw was too quick for him, took out a Rejection letter from his pocket and waved it in Cedric's face. "NOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!" He sobbed, clinging to Dean Shaw's arm. "Anything, sir, I'll do anything." He cried pitifully. "Anything but this." "Hmmm," the Dean thought deeply, go turn Cho into a cow, and maybe Ill let you stay. "Aye aye Sir." saluted Cedric smartly. "Turn Cho into a big cow. Rightaway, sir." So he accio-ed Cho and tried to carry the cow up the stairs to show Dean Shaw what he had done. The Dean clapped and waitlisted him, saying "That's the caliber of a trueblue Stanford waitlister." So what do I have to do to be accepted? Cedric asked. "Marry one of our lovely professors." He replied. "Who?" he asked. "Professor Snape." He answered grimly. "Um, okkkkkkkkay." Cedric replied tearfully. "Anything sir, anything to get accepted, I will do." Well be off! Said Dean Shaw. "Or I will personally turn you into a cow without bowels with a pink towl and waaaaaaaay too many horns, which would make the cow very Brown. So anyway, Cedric went down to the dungeon where he bumped into ten foot tall cockroach.</p>
<p>Meanwhile, Somebody New thought he could maybe do something foolish. So he sent his quagga and told it to tango a jango while hitting a bongo in the Congo with a big ego and a fat amigo while playing with lego on a mango and kissing a Virgo with an alterego that moved cargo with a dog named Ringo that hummed "Rimsky-Korsakov's Cappricio Espagnol Op34:5 Fandango" as in time the rhymes got old as the tale unfolded with purrli who was godly beautiful but quite a bit less dutiful to the whimisical but academical wishes of her Father, who was doleful but not doubtful of her sorrowful Eiffel waffel which flunked its TOEFL and tried to struggle</p>
<p>Princeton was discombobulated by the round, hairy thing that spoke dirty dirty words in a thick Austro-Hungarian accent. It grabbed his grenades and bounced shamelessly down the esophagus of the ambassador, who was ghetto and had volumes of anime porn featuring none other than Dean Shaw George Bernard who quickly snitched a broomstick and zoomed off after Cedric Diggory decided it was time to break up with Cho and hook up with Hermione and snog Harry and turn Ron into a Weasle. "Wow," Dean Shaw George Bernard sighed, "you're a pretty good wizard, let's have a wizard duel". Cedric inclined his handsome head, aimed, and said, "Engorgio!" But Dean Shaw was too quick for him, took out a Rejection letter from his pocket and waved it in Cedric's face. "NOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!" He sobbed, clinging to Dean Shaw's arm. "Anything, sir, I'll do anything." He cried pitifully. "Anything but this." "Hmmm," the Dean thought deeply, go turn Cho into a cow, and maybe Ill let you stay. "Aye aye Sir." saluted Cedric smartly. "Turn Cho into a big cow. Rightaway, sir." So he accio-ed Cho and tried to carry the cow up the stairs to show Dean Shaw what he had done. The Dean clapped and waitlisted him, saying "That's the caliber of a trueblue Stanford waitlister." So what do I have to do to be accepted? Cedric asked. "Marry one of our lovely professors." He replied. "Who?" he asked. "Professor Snape." He answered grimly. "Um, okkkkkkkkay." Cedric replied tearfully. "Anything sir, anything to get accepted, I will do." Well be off! Said Dean Shaw. "Or I will personally turn you into a cow without bowels with a pink towl and waaaaaaaay too many horns, which would make the cow very Brown. So anyway, Cedric went down to the dungeon where he bumped into ten foot tall cockroach.</p>
<p>Meanwhile, Somebody New thought he could maybe do something foolish. So he sent his quagga and told it to tango a jango while hitting a bongo in the Congo with a big ego and a fat amigo while playing with lego on a mango and kissing a Virgo with an alterego that moved cargo with a dog named Ringo that hummed "Rimsky-Korsakov's Cappricio Espagnol Op34:5 Fandango" as in time the rhymes got old as the tale unfolded with purrli who was godly beautiful but quite a bit less dutiful to the whimisical but academical wishes of her Father, who was doleful but not doubtful of her sorrowful Eiffel waffel which flunked its TOEFL and tried to struggle to bite a beagle</p>
<p>"godly beautiful but quite a bit less dutiful to the whimisical but academical wishes of her Father," - Does that make me Jesus's sister? Sweet.</p>
<p>Princeton was discombobulated by the round, hairy thing that spoke dirty dirty words in a thick Austro-Hungarian accent. It grabbed his grenades and bounced shamelessly down the esophagus of the ambassador, who was ghetto and had volumes of anime porn featuring none other than Dean Shaw George Bernard who quickly snitched a broomstick and zoomed off after Cedric Diggory decided it was time to break up with Cho and hook up with Hermione and snog Harry and turn Ron into a Weasle. "Wow," Dean Shaw George Bernard sighed, "you're a pretty good wizard, let's have a wizard duel". Cedric inclined his handsome head, aimed, and said, "Engorgio!" But Dean Shaw was too quick for him, took out a Rejection letter from his pocket and waved it in Cedric's face. "NOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!" He sobbed, clinging to Dean Shaw's arm. "Anything, sir, I'll do anything." He cried pitifully. "Anything but this." "Hmmm," the Dean thought deeply, go turn Cho into a cow, and maybe Ill let you stay. "Aye aye Sir." saluted Cedric smartly. "Turn Cho into a big cow. Rightaway, sir." So he accio-ed Cho and tried to carry the cow up the stairs to show Dean Shaw what he had done. The Dean clapped and waitlisted him, saying "That's the caliber of a trueblue Stanford waitlister." So what do I have to do to be accepted? Cedric asked. "Marry one of our lovely professors." He replied. "Who?" he asked. "Professor Snape." He answered grimly. "Um, okkkkkkkkay." Cedric replied tearfully. "Anything sir, anything to get accepted, I will do." Well be off! Said Dean Shaw. "Or I will personally turn you into a cow without bowels with a pink towl and waaaaaaaay too many horns, which would make the cow very Brown. So anyway, Cedric went down to the dungeon where he bumped into ten foot tall cockroach.</p>
<p>Meanwhile, Somebody New thought he could maybe do something foolish. So he sent his quagga and told it to tango a jango while hitting a bongo in the Congo with a big ego and a fat amigo while playing with lego on a mango and kissing a Virgo with an alterego that moved cargo with a dog named Ringo that hummed "Rimsky-Korsakov's Cappricio Espagnol Op34:5 Fandango" as in time the rhymes got old as the tale unfolded with purrli who was godly beautiful but quite a bit less dutiful to the whimisical but academical wishes of her Father, who was doleful but not doubtful of her sorrowful Eiffel waffel which flunked its TOEFL and tried to struggle to bite a beagle eating an eagle </p>
<p>"godly beautiful but quite a bit less dutiful to the whimisical but academical wishes of her Father," - Does that make me Jesus's sister? Sweet.
It does!
And what does that make me?</p>