<p>This story is so much funnier than the Yale story. Maybe its just me, but the innuendos are HILARIOUS!~</p>
<p>One stormy winter, Potatoes McGee was riding a monstrously huge mouse through a tornado with a cucumber as big as his incredibly enormous butt. Spilling liquid lava out of his nose, he saw a herd of hairy testicles jumping across an Escalade. Some say he was never bonking, but in reality, pepperspray forced him to reconsider smelling an onion. This onion was the worst looking vegetable McGee had ever molested. With his cucumber covering his slimy abdomen, he did the nasty until he hands bled. Cracking the # 2 pencil, he strangled his manhood and unleashed the fury of The O.C. DVD set. This fury swallowed his entire german-made sausage and broke his small vial of radioactive waste. The 20s on the Escalady were so shiny that he could see Britney Spears waiting for toejam. While having his toejam sucked, he realized his fly was unzipped. He quickly telephoned the President for help. "G-Man, Listen, don't get Monica to suck on your cigar - that's for helping the old man and the sea. But if you must eat five crepes make sure they're fuzzy enough to purfume a gigantic cucumber." Potatoes shuddered, unknowingly scratching the grassy regions of his native country infamously known as "Pubicity."</p>
<p>One stormy winter, Potatoes McGee was riding a monstrously huge mouse through a tornado with a cucumber as big as his incredibly enormous butt. Spilling liquid lava out of his nose, he saw a herd of hairy testicles jumping across an Escalade. Some say he was never bonking, but in reality, pepperspray forced him to reconsider smelling an onion. This onion was the worst looking vegetable McGee had ever molested. With his cucumber covering his slimy abdomen, he did the nasty until he hands bled. Cracking the # 2 pencil, he strangled his manhood and unleashed the fury of The O.C. DVD set. This fury swallowed his entire german-made sausage and broke his small vial of radioactive waste. The 20s on the Escalady were so shiny that he could see Britney Spears waiting for toejam. While having his toejam sucked, he realized his fly was unzipped. He quickly telephoned the President for help. "G-Man, Listen, don't get Monica to suck on your cigar - that's for helping the old man and the sea. But if you must eat five crepes make sure they're fuzzy enough to purfume a gigantic cucumber." Potatoes shuddered, unknowingly scratching the grassy regions of his native country infamously known as "Pubicity."</p>
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<p>One stormy winter, Potatoes McGee was riding a monstrously huge mouse through a tornado with a cucumber as big as his incredibly enormous butt. Spilling liquid lava out of his nose, he saw a herd of hairy testicles jumping across an Escalade. Some say he was never bonking, but in reality, pepperspray forced him to reconsider smelling an onion. This onion was the worst looking vegetable McGee had ever molested. With his cucumber covering his slimy abdomen, he did the nasty until he hands bled. Cracking the # 2 pencil, he strangled his manhood and unleashed the fury of The O.C. DVD set. This fury swallowed his entire german-made sausage and broke his small vial of radioactive waste. The 20s on the Escalady were so shiny that he could see Britney Spears waiting for toejam. While having his toejam sucked, he realized his fly was unzipped. He quickly telephoned the President for help. "G-Man, Listen, don't get Monica to suck on your cigar - that's for helping the old man and the sea. But if you must eat five crepes make sure they're fuzzy enough to purfume a gigantic cucumber." Potatoes shuddered, unknowingly scratching the grassy regions of his native country infamously known as "Pubicity."
From sea to shining sea</p>
<p>One stormy winter, Potatoes McGee was riding a monstrously huge mouse through a tornado with a cucumber as big as his incredibly enormous butt. Spilling liquid lava out of his nose, he saw a herd of hairy testicles jumping across an Escalade. Some say he was never bonking, but in reality, pepperspray forced him to reconsider smelling an onion. This onion was the worst looking vegetable McGee had ever molested. With his cucumber covering his slimy abdomen, he did the nasty until he hands bled. Cracking the # 2 pencil, he strangled his manhood and unleashed the fury of The O.C. DVD set. This fury swallowed his entire german-made sausage and broke his small vial of radioactive waste. The 20s on the Escalady were so shiny that he could see Britney Spears waiting for toejam. While having his toejam sucked, he realized his fly was unzipped. He quickly telephoned the President for help. "G-Man, Listen, don't get Monica to suck on your cigar - that's for helping the old man and the sea. But if you must eat five crepes make sure they're fuzzy enough to purfume a gigantic cucumber." Potatoes shuddered, unknowingly scratching the grassy regions of his native country infamously known as "Pubicity." </p>
<p>From sea to shining sea Potatoes McGee</p>
<p>One stormy winter, Potatoes McGee was riding a monstrously huge mouse through a tornado with a cucumber as big as his incredibly enormous butt. Spilling liquid lava out of his nose, he saw a herd of hairy testicles jumping across an Escalade. Some say he was never bonking, but in reality, pepperspray forced him to reconsider smelling an onion. This onion was the worst looking vegetable McGee had ever molested. With his cucumber covering his slimy abdomen, he did the nasty until he hands bled. Cracking the # 2 pencil, he strangled his manhood and unleashed the fury of The O.C. DVD set. This fury swallowed his entire german-made sausage and broke his small vial of radioactive waste. The 20s on the Escalady were so shiny that he could see Britney Spears waiting for toejam. While having his toejam sucked, he realized his fly was unzipped. He quickly telephoned the President for help. "G-Man, Listen, don't get Monica to suck on your cigar - that's for helping the old man and the sea. But if you must eat five crepes make sure they're fuzzy enough to purfume a gigantic cucumber." Potatoes shuddered, unknowingly scratching the grassy regions of his native country infamously known as "Pubicity." </p>
<p>From sea to shining sea Potatoes McGee farted.</p>
<p>One stormy winter, Potatoes McGee was riding a monstrously huge mouse through a tornado with a cucumber as big as his incredibly enormous butt. Spilling liquid lava out of his nose, he saw a herd of hairy testicles jumping across an Escalade. Some say he was never bonking, but in reality, pepperspray forced him to reconsider smelling an onion. This onion was the worst looking vegetable McGee had ever molested. With his cucumber covering his slimy abdomen, he did the nasty until he hands bled. Cracking the # 2 pencil, he strangled his manhood and unleashed the fury of The O.C. DVD set. This fury swallowed his entire german-made sausage and broke his small vial of radioactive waste. The 20s on the Escalady were so shiny that he could see Britney Spears waiting for toejam. While having his toejam sucked, he realized his fly was unzipped. He quickly telephoned the President for help. "G-Man, Listen, don't get Monica to suck on your cigar - that's for helping the old man and the sea. But if you must eat five crepes make sure they're fuzzy enough to purfume a gigantic cucumber." Potatoes shuddered, unknowingly scratching the grassy regions of his native country infamously known as "Pubicity."</p>
<p>From Sea to Shining Sea Potatoes McGee farted. No cried the</p>
<p>One stormy winter, Potatoes McGee was riding a monstrously huge mouse through a tornado with a cucumber as big as his incredibly enormous butt. Spilling liquid lava out of his nose, he saw a herd of hairy testicles jumping across an Escalade. Some say he was never bonking, but in reality, pepperspray forced him to reconsider smelling an onion. This onion was the worst looking vegetable McGee had ever molested. With his cucumber covering his slimy abdomen, he did the nasty until he hands bled. Cracking the # 2 pencil, he strangled his manhood and unleashed the fury of The O.C. DVD set. This fury swallowed his entire german-made sausage and broke his small vial of radioactive waste. The 20s on the Escalady were so shiny that he could see Britney Spears waiting for toejam. While having his toejam sucked, he realized his fly was unzipped. He quickly telephoned the President for help. "G-Man, Listen, don't get Monica to suck on your cigar - that's for helping the old man and the sea. But if you must eat five crepes make sure they're fuzzy enough to purfume a gigantic cucumber." Potatoes shuddered, unknowingly scratching the grassy regions of his native country infamously known as "Pubicity."</p>
<p>From Sea to Shining Sea Potatoes McGee farted. "No!" cried the mermaids.</p>
<p>*This is sooooo sick! lol</p>
<p>One stormy winter, Potatoes McGee was riding a monstrously huge mouse through a tornado with a cucumber as big as his incredibly enormous butt. Spilling liquid lava out of his nose, he saw a herd of hairy testicles jumping across an Escalade. Some say he was never bonking, but in reality, pepperspray forced him to reconsider smelling an onion. This onion was the worst looking vegetable McGee had ever molested. With his cucumber covering his slimy abdomen, he did the nasty until he hands bled. Cracking the # 2 pencil, he strangled his manhood and unleashed the fury of The O.C. DVD set. This fury swallowed his entire german-made sausage and broke his small vial of radioactive waste. The 20s on the Escalady were so shiny that he could see Britney Spears waiting for toejam. While having his toejam sucked, he realized his fly was unzipped. He quickly telephoned the President for help. "G-Man, Listen, don't get Monica to suck on your cigar - that's for helping the old man and the sea. But if you must eat five crepes make sure they're fuzzy enough to purfume a gigantic cucumber." Potatoes shuddered, unknowingly scratching the grassy regions of his native country infamously known as "Pubicity."</p>
<p>From Sea to Shining Sea Potatoes McGee farted. "No!" cried the mermaids. Panting lustily</p>
<p>One stormy winter, Potatoes McGee was riding a monstrously huge mouse through a tornado with a cucumber as big as his incredibly enormous butt. Spilling liquid lava out of his nose, he saw a herd of hairy testicles jumping across an Escalade. Some say he was never bonking, but in reality, pepperspray forced him to reconsider smelling an onion. This onion was the worst looking vegetable McGee had ever molested. With his cucumber covering his slimy abdomen, he did the nasty until he hands bled. Cracking the # 2 pencil, he strangled his manhood and unleashed the fury of The O.C. DVD set. This fury swallowed his entire german-made sausage and broke his small vial of radioactive waste. The 20s on the Escalady were so shiny that he could see Britney Spears waiting for toejam. While having his toejam sucked, he realized his fly was unzipped. He quickly telephoned the President for help. "G-Man, Listen, don't get Monica to suck on your cigar - that's for helping the old man and the sea. But if you must eat five crepes make sure they're fuzzy enough to purfume a gigantic cucumber." Potatoes shuddered, unknowingly scratching the grassy regions of his native country infamously known as "Pubicity."</p>
<p>From Sea to Shining Sea Potatoes McGee farted. "No!" cried the mermaids. Panting lustily, the mermaids lifted their scales and revealed their clam-like</p>
<p>One stormy winter, Potatoes McGee was riding a monstrously huge mouse through a tornado with a cucumber as big as his incredibly enormous butt. Spilling liquid lava out of his nose, he saw a herd of hairy testicles jumping across an Escalade. Some say he was never bonking, but in reality, pepperspray forced him to reconsider smelling an onion. This onion was the worst looking vegetable McGee had ever molested. With his cucumber covering his slimy abdomen, he did the nasty until he hands bled. Cracking the # 2 pencil, he strangled his manhood and unleashed the fury of The O.C. DVD set. This fury swallowed his entire german-made sausage and broke his small vial of radioactive waste. The 20s on the Escalady were so shiny that he could see Britney Spears waiting for toejam. While having his toejam sucked, he realized his fly was unzipped. He quickly telephoned the President for help. "G-Man, Listen, don't get Monica to suck on your cigar - that's for helping the old man and the sea. But if you must eat five crepes make sure they're fuzzy enough to purfume a gigantic cucumber." Potatoes shuddered, unknowingly scratching the grassy regions of his native country infamously known as "Pubicity."</p>
<p>From Sea to Shining Sea Potatoes McGee farted. "No!" cried the mermaids. Panting lustily, the mermaids lifted their scales and revealed their clam-like gladware.</p>
<p>One stormy winter, Potatoes McGee was riding a monstrously huge mouse through a tornado with a cucumber as big as his incredibly enormous butt. Spilling liquid lava out of his nose, he saw a herd of hairy testicles jumping across an Escalade. Some say he was never bonking, but in reality, pepperspray forced him to reconsider smelling an onion. This onion was the worst looking vegetable McGee had ever molested. With his cucumber covering his slimy abdomen, he did the nasty until he hands bled. Cracking the # 2 pencil, he strangled his manhood and unleashed the fury of The O.C. DVD set. This fury swallowed his entire german-made sausage and broke his small vial of radioactive waste. The 20s on the Escalady were so shiny that he could see Britney Spears waiting for toejam. While having his toejam sucked, he realized his fly was unzipped. He quickly telephoned the President for help. "G-Man, Listen, don't get Monica to suck on your cigar - that's for helping the old man and the sea. But if you must eat five crepes make sure they're fuzzy enough to purfume a gigantic cucumber." Potatoes shuddered, unknowingly scratching the grassy regions of his native country infamously known as "Pubicity."</p>
<p>From Sea to Shining Sea Potatoes McGee farted. "No!" cried the mermaids. Panting lustily, the mermaids lifted their scales and revealed their clam-like gladware. They opened it</p>
<p>One stormy winter, Potatoes McGee was riding a monstrously huge mouse through a tornado with a cucumber as big as his incredibly enormous butt. Spilling liquid lava out of his nose, he saw a herd of hairy testicles jumping across an Escalade. Some say he was never bonking, but in reality, pepperspray forced him to reconsider smelling an onion. This onion was the worst looking vegetable McGee had ever molested. With his cucumber covering his slimy abdomen, he did the nasty until he hands bled. Cracking the # 2 pencil, he strangled his manhood and unleashed the fury of The O.C. DVD set. This fury swallowed his entire german-made sausage and broke his small vial of radioactive waste. The 20s on the Escalady were so shiny that he could see Britney Spears waiting for toejam. While having his toejam sucked, he realized his fly was unzipped. He quickly telephoned the President for help. "G-Man, Listen, don't get Monica to suck on your cigar - that's for helping the old man and the sea. But if you must eat five crepes make sure they're fuzzy enough to purfume a gigantic cucumber." Potatoes shuddered, unknowingly scratching the grassy regions of his native country infamously known as "Pubicity."</p>
<p>From Sea to Shining Sea Potatoes McGee farted. "No!" cried the mermaids. Panting lustily, the mermaids lifted their scales and revealed their clam-like gladware. They opened it and pointed to the part they wanted Potato McGee to insert his</p>
<p>One stormy winter, Potatoes McGee was riding a monstrously huge mouse through a tornado with a cucumber as big as his incredibly enormous butt. Spilling liquid lava out of his nose, he saw a herd of hairy testicles jumping across an Escalade. Some say he was never bonking, but in reality, pepperspray forced him to reconsider smelling an onion. This onion was the worst looking vegetable McGee had ever molested. With his cucumber covering his slimy abdomen, he did the nasty until he hands bled. Cracking the # 2 pencil, he strangled his manhood and unleashed the fury of The O.C. DVD set. This fury swallowed his entire german-made sausage and broke his small vial of radioactive waste. The 20s on the Escalady were so shiny that he could see Britney Spears waiting for toejam. While having his toejam sucked, he realized his fly was unzipped. He quickly telephoned the President for help. "G-Man, Listen, don't get Monica to suck on your cigar - that's for helping the old man and the sea. But if you must eat five crepes make sure they're fuzzy enough to purfume a gigantic cucumber." Potatoes shuddered, unknowingly scratching the grassy regions of his native country infamously known as "Pubicity."</p>
<p>From Sea to Shining Sea Potatoes McGee farted. "No!" cried the mermaids. Panting lustily, the mermaids lifted their scales and revealed their clam-like gladware. They opened it and pointed to the part they wanted Potato McGee to insert his leftovers.</p>
<p>One stormy winter, Potatoes McGee was riding a monstrously huge mouse through a tornado with a cucumber as big as his incredibly enormous butt. Spilling liquid lava out of his nose, he saw a herd of hairy testicles jumping across an Escalade. Some say he was never bonking, but in reality, pepperspray forced him to reconsider smelling an onion. This onion was the worst looking vegetable McGee had ever molested. With his cucumber covering his slimy abdomen, he did the nasty until he hands bled. Cracking the # 2 pencil, he strangled his manhood and unleashed the fury of The O.C. DVD set. This fury swallowed his entire german-made sausage and broke his small vial of radioactive waste. The 20s on the Escalady were so shiny that he could see Britney Spears waiting for toejam. While having his toejam sucked, he realized his fly was unzipped. He quickly telephoned the President for help. "G-Man, Listen, don't get Monica to suck on your cigar - that's for helping the old man and the sea. But if you must eat five crepes make sure they're fuzzy enough to purfume a gigantic cucumber." Potatoes shuddered, unknowingly scratching the grassy regions of his native country infamously known as "Pubicity."</p>
<p>From Sea to Shining Sea Potatoes McGee farted. "No!" cried the mermaids. Panting lustily, the mermaids lifted their scales and revealed their clam-like gladware. They opened it and pointed to the part they wanted Potato McGee to insert his leftovers.
After repeatedly inserting his raw cucumber, Potatoes McGee filled them with mayonaise and</p>
<p>One stormy winter, Potatoes McGee was riding a monstrously huge mouse through a tornado with a cucumber as big as his incredibly enormous butt. Spilling liquid lava out of his nose, he saw a herd of hairy testicles jumping across an Escalade. Some say he was never bonking, but in reality, pepperspray forced him to reconsider smelling an onion. This onion was the worst looking vegetable McGee had ever molested. With his cucumber covering his slimy abdomen, he did the nasty until he hands bled. Cracking the # 2 pencil, he strangled his manhood and unleashed the fury of The O.C. DVD set. This fury swallowed his entire german-made sausage and broke his small vial of radioactive waste. The 20s on the Escalady were so shiny that he could see Britney Spears waiting for toejam. While having his toejam sucked, he realized his fly was unzipped. He quickly telephoned the President for help. "G-Man, Listen, don't get Monica to suck on your cigar - that's for helping the old man and the sea. But if you must eat five crepes make sure they're fuzzy enough to purfume a gigantic cucumber." Potatoes shuddered, unknowingly scratching the grassy regions of his native country infamously known as "Pubicity."</p>
<p>From Sea to Shining Sea Potatoes McGee farted. "No!" cried the mermaids. Panting lustily, the mermaids lifted their scales and revealed their clam-like gladware. They opened it and pointed to the part they wanted Potato McGee to insert his leftovers.
After repeatedly inserting his raw cucumber, Potatoes McGee filled them with mayonaise and shouted "GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY...</p>
<p>OMG, this is so funny...so dirty... lol</p>
<p>ps Rooster you're cheating you can't write that many words. only one main word...maybe a few supporting words-but lol so funny!!</p>
<p>One stormy winter, Potatoes McGee was riding a monstrously huge mouse through a tornado with a cucumber as big as his incredibly enormous butt. Spilling liquid lava out of his nose, he saw a herd of hairy testicles jumping across an Escalade. Some say he was never bonking, but in reality, pepperspray forced him to reconsider smelling an onion. This onion was the worst looking vegetable McGee had ever molested. With his cucumber covering his slimy abdomen, he did the nasty until he hands bled. Cracking the # 2 pencil, he strangled his manhood and unleashed the fury of The O.C. DVD set. This fury swallowed his entire german-made sausage and broke his small vial of radioactive waste. The 20s on the Escalady were so shiny that he could see Britney Spears waiting for toejam. While having his toejam sucked, he realized his fly was unzipped. He quickly telephoned the President for help. "G-Man, Listen, don't get Monica to suck on your cigar - that's for helping the old man and the sea. But if you must eat five crepes make sure they're fuzzy enough to purfume a gigantic cucumber." Potatoes shuddered, unknowingly scratching the grassy regions of his native country infamously known as "Pubicity."</p>
<p>From Sea to Shining Sea Potatoes McGee farted. "No!" cried the mermaids. Panting lustily, the mermaids lifted their scales and revealed their clam-like gladware. They opened it and pointed to the part they wanted Potato McGee to insert his leftovers.
After repeatedly inserting his raw cucumber, Potatoes McGee filled them with mayonaise and shouted "GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY..." You came</p>
<p>One stormy winter, Potatoes McGee was riding a monstrously huge mouse through a tornado with a cucumber as big as his incredibly enormous butt. Spilling liquid lava out of his nose, he saw a herd of hairy testicles jumping across an Escalade. Some say he was never bonking, but in reality, pepperspray forced him to reconsider smelling an onion. This onion was the worst looking vegetable McGee had ever molested. With his cucumber covering his slimy abdomen, he did the nasty until he hands bled. Cracking the # 2 pencil, he strangled his manhood and unleashed the fury of The O.C. DVD set. This fury swallowed his entire german-made sausage and broke his small vial of radioactive waste. The 20s on the Escalady were so shiny that he could see Britney Spears waiting for toejam. While having his toejam sucked, he realized his fly was unzipped. He quickly telephoned the President for help. "G-Man, Listen, don't get Monica to suck on your cigar - that's for helping the old man and the sea. But if you must eat five crepes make sure they're fuzzy enough to purfume a gigantic cucumber." Potatoes shuddered, unknowingly scratching the grassy regions of his native country infamously known as "Pubicity."</p>
<p>From Sea to Shining Sea Potatoes McGee farted. "No!" cried the mermaids. Panting lustily, the mermaids lifted their scales and revealed their clam-like gladware. They opened it and pointed to the part they wanted Potato McGee to insert his leftovers.
After repeatedly inserting his raw cucumber, Potatoes McGee filled them with mayonaise and shouted "GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY..." You came 2 Fast and 2 Furious shouted the</p>
<p>you're cheating!!!!! Stop. its not as funny if someone guides the story.</p>