ADD... I might just have it

<p>Apparently, I have a lot of symptoms of ADD...
I Have all these:
“zoning out” without realizing it, even in the middle of a conversation.
extreme distractibility; wandering attention makes it hard to stay on track.
difficulty paying attention or focusing, such as when reading or listening to others.
struggling to complete tasks, even ones that seem simple.
tendency to overlook details, leading to errors or incomplete work.
poor listening skills; hard time remembering conversations and following directions.
poor organizational skills (home, office, desk, or car is extremely messy and cluttered)
tendency to procrastinate
trouble starting and finishing projects
chronic lateness
frequently forgetting appointments, commitments, and deadlines
underestimating the time it will take you to complete tasks
frequently interrupt others or talk over them</p>

<p>That explains a lot of things...</p>

<p>Holy ****, I have all those symptoms! Does this mean I’m gonna die?</p>

<p>Yes!</p>

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