<p>I guess I should have said if escape is the only reason you join it may be the wrong decision. That was one of the reasons I joined, just not the only one. If you end up disliking whatever job you get all you have to fall back on is that you like being a soldier/airman/marine/sailor. If you hate both you are SOL for the next few years. I can’t speak for the Air Force but every airman I know seems to love it. The living conditions on Pope are nicer than the ones on Bragg but the golf course is better on our side. </p>
<p>If you decide Army I would suggest:
Join with an MOS that requires a Top Secret security clearance, this will take a while so enjoy the summer and sign in August</p>
<p>While waiting for your clearance knock out as many college credits as you can at the local community college or take a semester at Ave Maria University. Those credits will come in handy once you start looking for promotion points.</p>
<p>Remember, basic training and AIT are not the Army and only Drill Sergeants are Drill Sergeants. Once you are out of basic life gets much better. That doesn’t mean screw around, just nobody will be supervising you during non-duty hours to make sure you behave. Don’t wuss out and try to get chaptered for some bs reason. The Army will hold you in AIT for months while you watch classes graduate and move on.</p>
<p>Until you make E-4 which takes 18 months to 2 years depending on both you and your unit realize your quality of life will depend on two things, your NCO’s and your ability to sham. Taking college classes is an important part of shamming. See what I wrote above, they’re not hard and will not take up a large amount of your time. Scheduled wisely you can be out of work by 1600 and playing 9 holes before class starts at 1800 five days a week. If it looks like you are studying at work, you will most likely be left alone and the soldier texting in the corner will be the one sent out to paint rocks or rake the woods (this really happens, don’t let it be you). Who looks better here, the soldier improving himself or the one out doing make work just to keep him busy? </p>
<p>An equally important part of shamming is never break the little rules, always be early, and take PT seriously. So many soldiers **** themselves over by constantly screwing up the little things or by being so out of shape they can’t pass PT tests. If you aren’t a problem for your NCO’s they generally won’t be a problem for you.</p>
<p>Learn the regs and look out for yourself because no one else will do it for you. If you need to get something done and your highers aren’t making it happen do what you have to. They may ***** about it because it makes them look bad but don’t worry, that’s their problem.</p>
<p>Do not get married just to get out of the barracks and/or impregnate a female soldier/skanky local girl/ base town stripper (I am not implying that female soldiers are skanks or strippers, just don’t get anyone pregnant). If you are actually in love do what you have to do, if not you just trapped yourself in the Army for forever.</p>
<p>If you do join, try and deploy as early as you can. A) because there may not be that many deployments left with the current political climate b) you actually get to learn your job c) privates don’t really earn any money so you might as well earn a little more and d) pretty much everyone that has been in for two years already will have deployed so get some stories of your own, that’s why you joined right?</p>
<p>Don’t buy a new car anywhere or a used car with in 50 miles of post. The new one will eat up your pay check and the dealers close to post will charge you crazy interest. USAA is your friend when it comes to buying a car.</p>
<p>Last but not least, if you KNOW you aren’t going to make a career out of the military remember that none of the Hoahh schools count for anything in the real world so don’t destroy your body for them. In three to four years nobody will give a damn how many jumps you did or how fast and far you can ruck but your knees and back will still be ****ed.</p>
<p>If I sound down on the Army I’m really not trying to be. It was the best decision I have made so far, but the ten month extension to deploy again probably wasn’t. I get out in 4 months and the last year has been disappointing personally and professionally so I’m just ready to get home and then out. I still think that if you are interested that you should join. At the worst you delay college by four years (in a soft MOS that probably is the worst, I won’t speak for the combat arms where much worse can happen even if its not likely).</p>