<p>What's more hilarious than the absurdity of the post is how the satire in many posts is missed by some people.</p>
<p>you're a super reach for all the schools.</p>
<p>get that SAT score up to 2400 and you're a reach for sure.</p>
<p>Why not just go for over 2400?</p>
<p>Well, he definitely did the trick of firing everyone up.</p>
<p>Why was this topic brought back up again?</p>
<p>This thread made me feel better about myself. This is probably what his parents intended for him yet he is far from it and feels the need to compensate by trolling on this forum.</p>
<p>Omg, Get A Life, You Sorry Reject.
And Next Time You Lie, Please Come Up With A Better Profile.</p>
<p>STOP FEEDING THE DAMN TROLL! Why the hell was this bumped anyway?</p>
<p>which ever cool kid said golf occurs in the fall...</p>
<p>it actually occurs in the spring. </p>
<p>It was a good try though.</p>
<p>i didn't think it was humanly possible to have stats that good. I don't know maybe I'm wrong?</p>
<p>MIT (ED) - IMPOSSIBLE
Stanford - REJECT
Duke - REJECT
Harvard - REJECT
Yale - REJECT
Notre Dame - REJECT
Cornell - REJECT
U Penn - REJECT
Princeton - REJECT
Vanderbilt (Safety) - Unlikely/REJECT</p>