<p>This world is mean to me.</p>
<p>Life's not fair..</p>
<p>..according to a teacher of mine.</p>
<p>Life is like a can of tuna in every single way.</p>
<p>life is a like a terrorist, always blowing up things ;(</p>
<p>What is life without love?</p>
<p>
Yes. A tuna can. Life is hailed as the ultimate product, despite its obviously lacking packaging. Once the can of life is opened, one must be exceedingly careful not to get cut by its edge on the way out. Later, when one tries to extract meaning from the can, one must take great care to avoid the sting of fringe society. It is this sharp edge, deceptively circular and hollow from above, that cuts the deepest. Once analyzed, the tuna-like meaning is freed of its water-logged bloat and mulled over. In the end, one is left with a dry fish of meaning and a dim outlook on life. The only consolation comes in the form of mayonnaise, symbolic of the tempting but harmful indulgences one finds in life.</p>
<p>Don't get me started on how "dolphin safe" plays into the metaphor . . .</p>
<p> [quote=NeutronFlare47] What is life without love?
My life? ; )</p>
<p>i dun wana go to school tomoro! Holidays are over! poos
I ate too much. I hate this feeling of over eating.
My stomach is very tight.
I feel sick.
And sleepy.
I hate it how life's not fair. Things have been going smooth so far. But I reckon, something bad is going to happen soon. It's been toooo smooth.</p>
<p>I wish the world evolved around me (yes very snobby i know)</p>
<p>
You wish you could have been a lifeless peptide chain on some godforsaken rock several billion years ago? Oh. R*evolved. Well, I'll tell you, you'd need to weigh a fair bit more than 4.38481803 x 10^30 pounds for *that to happen . . . (if by "world" you mean, "entire solar system, including sun")</p>
<p>Who's being snobbish, now?</p>
<p>lol whoops
thanks for the correction
evolved - revolved</p>
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4.38481803 x 10^30
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lol are those the actual figures??? smartarse lol</p>
<p>Yeah . . . actual figures. That's what it'd take to get your wish. But look on the bright side, that's not half as depressing as the United States owing the equivalent of $21.56 per OREO cookie sold to date. . .</p>
<p>life is like math. there are plenty of minima and maxima...extremes...combinations....additions, subtractions, divisions, intervals, areas, and intersections</p>
<p>thats all.</p>
<p>I wish the United States educational system would be overhauled...I totally agree with Thomas Friedman's recent op-ed column about the state of U.S. education.</p>