<p>AHHHH. Gotcha.</p>
<p>Somehow, I never realized that your EX loves "Sing Me Spanish Techno," not YAK.</p>
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Sorry for the lack of eloquency.
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<p>Do you usually speak with eloquency**?</p>
<p>Has a lot happened since I was gone?</p>
<p>Should you have more conversations about me while I'm gone?</p>
<p>Do you know that I went through a very dark time?</p>
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<li>Do you usually speak with eloquency?</li>
</ul>
<p>I do my best. Why is the "y" bold?</p>
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<li>Has a lot happened since I was gone?</li>
</ul>
<p>So much. Les thought we had dated for about 5 minutes.</p>
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<li>Do you know that I went through a very dark time?</li>
</ul>
<p>I do.</p>
<p>Should you have more conversations about me while I'm away?</p>
<p>Did you just realize that eloquency isn't a word in the English language?</p>
<ul>
<li>Should you have more conversations about me while I'm away?</li>
</ul>
<p>Noooo, because you just made my cheeks flush with the following question.</p>
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<li>Did you just realize that eloquency isn't a word in the English language?</li>
</ul>
<p>Yes. It SOUNDS right. Oh well, this isn't uncommon. I get words circled in red allll the time by my English teacher because I try to make impressive words out of thin air...I believe my best was "miraculoushiously" or something equally full of ELOQUENCY.</p>
<p>Who decides what is a word and what isn't?<br>
Have you read Frindle (it is a slightly stupid children's book, but it is lighthearted and fits the topic at hand)?
If the answer to the above is no... will you read it?</p>
<p>What do you think about Christmas?</p>
<p>Do you think Tila Tequila is ugly?</p>
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<li>Who decides what is a word and what isn't? </li>
</ul>
<p>I do.</p>
<ul>
<li>Have you read Frindle (it is a slightly stupid children's book, but it is lighthearted and fits the topic at hand)?</li>
</ul>
<p>Nope.</p>
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<li>If the answer to the above is no... will you read it?</li>
</ul>
<p>Probably not, unless my grandmother absentmindedly gives it to me for Christmas.</p>
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<li>What do you think about Christmas?</li>
</ul>
<p>I think its amazing.</p>
<ul>
<li>Do you think Tila Tequila is ugly?</li>
</ul>
<p>Yes. But not only do I think she's ugly--I also think she's talentless and disgusting. Why doesn't MTV give <em>me</em> a show? I would draw in viewers, TRUST me. She doesn't need a show.</p>
<p>who is captain hook?</p>
<p>I love(d) Frindle.</p>
<p>Eloquence is good. EloquencY is ironic.</p>
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<li>who is captain hook?</li>
</ul>
<p>You know, Captain Hook from "Peter Pan" and "Hook," like THE Captain Hook.</p>
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Eloquence is good. EloquencY is ironic.
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<p>It really is ironic. Embarrassing, too. Except I'm not embarrassed too easily. I felt a twinge right after I posted it, too. But I ignored it.</p>
<p>Haha. It happens to the best of us.</p>
<p>Sometimes I copy and paste Facebook messages into Word, just to make sure that I spelled everything correctly.</p>
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Sometimes I copy and paste Facebook messages into Word, just to make sure that I spelled everything correctly.
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<p>Eh, I don't do that. But if I notice I messed something up, I'll delete it and write it again, hahaha.</p>
<p>Thanks for understanding. If its something I can't stand, its people who prey on near-perfect individuals who make a mistake once...a day...</p>
<p>Bahaha.</p>
<p>I hate the Firefox text correcter thingy but I refuse to turn it off.</p>
<p>Are you the same?</p>
<p>Will you tell me something bland and boring?</p>
<p>Are you annoyed at Les for not asking questions when she should?</p>
<p>Do you hate me for preying on you?</p>
<p>Does that make me sound like a falcon?</p>
<ul>
<li>Are you the same?</li>
</ul>
<p>Yes. I'm exactly the same. Not.</p>
<ul>
<li>Will you tell me something bland and boring?</li>
</ul>
<p>Oatmeal is my favorite meal on Wednesdays.</p>
<ul>
<li>Are you annoyed at Les for not asking questions when she should?</li>
</ul>
<p>Les is cool, but yeah, she could throw me a few questions. Or maybe toss, since I suck at catching things.</p>
<p>PS: Les, is your name a reference to a Unicorns song?</p>
<p>Do you have two more questions to answer?</p>
<p>Are you culturally aware?</p>
<p>How do you say Les Os?</p>
<ul>
<li>Do you hate me for preying on you?</li>
</ul>
<p>Nope.</p>
<ul>
<li>Does that make me sound like a falcon?</li>
</ul>
<p>Vulture, actually.</p>
<ul>
<li>Do you have two more questions to answer?</li>
</ul>
<p>You're so sneaky with that edit button, rocker.</p>
<ul>
<li>Are you culturally aware?</li>
</ul>
<p>Ish. I try to be, but I won't say I'm the most politically correct person. I reeeally wouldn't say that, actually, hahaha.</p>