<p>Will you tell her that it's Lez Oh?</p>
<ul>
<li>How do you say Les Os?</li>
</ul>
<p>Lay-QUICK "s!" Oh.</p>
<ul>
<li>Will you tell her that it's Lez Oh?</li>
</ul>
<p>In my own way. I definitely feel a confusing "Lay-QUICK "s!"" is much easier to follow than "Lez."</p>
<p>Hehe.</p>
<p>Am I the only one in the cafe right now that can't speak French?</p>
<p>Should you change your name to Tila?</p>
<p>Are vultures repulsive?</p>
<p>Are speakers better than headphones?</p>
<p>Do you ever confuse "than" and "then"?</p>
<p>Are you a vegetable?</p>
<p>Do you own a globe?</p>
<p>Do you jog on it?</p>
<p>Would that make you a globetrotter?</p>
<p>Will you buy me an Icelandic fjord?</p>
<p>Will you wrap it nicely?</p>
<p>Will you mail it to me?</p>
<p>Would that require my address?</p>
<p>Are you a stalker?</p>
<p>Do you litter?</p>
<p>Are you a bug?</p>
<p>Is Cleopatra your idol?</p>
<p>Yes, it is.</p>
<p>Layz-oh.</p>
<p>Do you like 90s songs that make you nostalgic?</p>
<ul>
<li>Am I the only one in the cafe right now that can't speak French?</li>
</ul>
<p>No. I attempt it around relatives, and I try and keep it up for fun, but I haven't taken classes in three'ish years. My accent is good though, or so I've been told. Meaning I can fake fluency for about .5 seconds.</p>
<p>I don't like 90s songs. They're so nasally.</p>
<p>Would it be bad to admit I'm watching Hannah Montana right now?</p>
<ul>
<li>Should you change your name to Tila?</li>
</ul>
<p>NO! I really like my name, actually. I'm sort of...narcissistically (is THAT a word?) proud of it.</p>
<ul>
<li>Are vultures repulsive?</li>
</ul>
<p>Yes.</p>
<ul>
<li>Are speakers better than headphones?</li>
</ul>
<p>Yes.</p>
<ul>
<li>Do you ever confuse "than" and "then"?</li>
</ul>
<p>Not usually, but than again...bahahaha. Jokes.</p>
<ul>
<li>Are you a vegetable?</li>
</ul>
<p>Nope.</p>
<ul>
<li>Do you own a globe?</li>
</ul>
<p><em>I</em> don't, but my house does.</p>
<ul>
<li>Do you jog on it?</li>
</ul>
<p>Only on Saturday nights.</p>
<ul>
<li>Would that make you a globetrotter?</li>
</ul>
<p>Yes.</p>
<ul>
<li>Will you buy me an Icelandic fjord?</li>
</ul>
<p>No, I'll buy one for myself and allow you to visit.</p>
<ul>
<li>Will you wrap it nicely?</li>
</ul>
<p>For myself? Of course. I'm a classy chick.</p>
<ul>
<li>Will you mail it to me?</li>
</ul>
<p>No. You will mail you to it.</p>
<ul>
<li>Would that require my address?</li>
</ul>
<p>You may need it for the return...</p>
<ul>
<li>Are you a stalker?</li>
</ul>
<p>Only in your dreams.</p>
<ul>
<li>Do you litter?</li>
</ul>
<p>No! Just apples out the window, but those don't count!</p>
<ul>
<li>Are you a bug?</li>
</ul>
<p>NO.</p>
<ul>
<li>Is Cleopatra your idol?</li>
</ul>
<p>Only if she's portrayed by Liz Taylor.</p>
<ul>
<li>Do you like 90s songs that make you nostalgic?</li>
</ul>
<p>Yes! "Bittersweet Symphony" is something I regularly drive to.</p>
<ul>
<li>Would it be bad to admit I'm watching Hannah Montana right now?</li>
</ul>
<p>It would be so bad. Except I forget that you aren't male, so it's not as bad as it was at the beginning of my answer.</p>
<p>Why did you think I was male?</p>
<p>Do you like anagrams?</p>
<p>Do you like candy grams more?</p>
<p>Did you know that koala babies weigh approximately 0.5 grams at birth?</p>
<p>Are kilograms better than pounds?</p>
<p>Are British pounds better than Ireland?</p>
<p>Should Northern Ireland be returned to Ireland?</p>
<p>Should Alaska be given to Canada?</p>
<p>Should unicorns exist?</p>
<ul>
<li>Why did you think I was male?</li>
</ul>
<p>I hope you won't take offense to this, because its just first impression'ness, BUT...your name just seems guyish. And not even guyish as much as boyish. There's just something about it that lacks femininity. But then again, why does a username have to reflect one's gender? Idk.</p>
<p>But seriously. From Peanuts. I look like a real-life combo of Freida/Little Redheaded Girl. It's freaky.</p>
<p>I would have thought liking Snoopy was female-ish. Whatevs.</p>
<p>Who's Freida?</p>
<ul>
<li>Do you like anagrams?</li>
</ul>
<p>LOVE them!</p>
<ul>
<li>Do you like candy grams more?</li>
</ul>
<p>Only if they have meaning behind them.</p>
<ul>
<li>Did you know that koala babies weigh approximately 0.5 grams at birth?</li>
</ul>
<p>I do now.</p>
<ul>
<li>Are kilograms better than pounds?</li>
</ul>
<p>Ehh, logically, yes. But since I'm American, its...hard to deal with.</p>
<ul>
<li>Are British pounds better than Ireland?</li>
</ul>
<p>Neither better nor worseee.</p>
<ul>
<li>Should Northern Ireland be returned to Ireland?</li>
</ul>
<p>Of course.</p>
<ul>
<li>Should Alaska be given to Canada?</li>
</ul>
<p>Nope.</p>
<ul>
<li>Should unicorns exist?</li>
</ul>
<p>Of course they should. They would simplify my life so much...</p>
<ul>
<li>Who's Freida?</li>
</ul>
<p>Joli you mentioned earlier you would like to develop a level of fluency in more than one languages. Which ones interest you the most?</p>
<p>Have any idea what you want to major in?</p>
<p>How good was my sandwich earlier?</p>
<p>Do you have a job?</p>
<p>What is my cats name?</p>
<p>Was that a trick question?</p>
<p>If so... how?</p>
<p>Frieda wasn't the little red-haired girl, silly half-Canadian. We never saw the little red-haired girl. So technically, you couldn't look like the little red-haired girl.</p>
<ul>
<li>Joli you mentioned earlier you would like to develop a level of fluency in more than one languages. Which ones interest you the most?</li>
</ul>
<p>French, German, and Russian</p>
<ul>
<li>Have any idea what you want to major in?</li>
</ul>
<p>Business</p>
<ul>
<li>How good was my sandwich earlier?</li>
</ul>
<p>Realllly sweet. Literally.</p>
<ul>
<li>Do you have a job?</li>
</ul>
<p>Not really.</p>
<ul>
<li>What is my cats name?</li>
</ul>
<p>Ferbie</p>
<ul>
<li>Was that a trick question?</li>
</ul>
<p>No.</p>
<ul>
<li>If so... how? </li>
</ul>
<p>N/A</p>
<p>Frieda wasn't the little red-haired girl, silly half-Canadian. We never saw the little red-haired girl. So technically, you couldn't look like the little red-haired girl.</p>
<p>I never said they were the same person. And yes, we do see her, she was in the book where Charlie fell in love with her and she and Lucy fought over him (it was in Spanish, so I cannot remember it). So technically, yes I can look like a combo of both.</p>