Ask Joli.Hauteur A Question!

<p>Do you eat cookies often?</p>

<p>Are you the cookie monster?</p>

<p>Does your school mail report cards?</p>

<p>Is Dan Brown a terrible author?</p>

<p>Are dictionaries boring?</p>

<p>Are encyclopedias less boring?</p>

<p>Do you enjoy history?</p>

<p>Do you hate art?</p>

<p>Do you enjoy chemistry?</p>

<p>Do you hate nursery rhymes?</p>

<p>Do you like Lost?</p>

<p>Do you love Lost?</p>

<p>Are the Chicken Soup books annoying?</p>

<p>Do you write your As obnoxiously, in real life?</p>

<p>Why is the internet not considered to be a part of real life?</p>

<p>oh, how sad Joli. You have failed me.<br>
question - What is my cats name?
your answer - Ferbie
right answer- which one?</p>

<p>question - Was that a trick question?
your answer- no
right answer - half</p>

<p>question - if so... how?
your answer - N/A
right answer - you did not specify which cat</p>

<p>Alright then now that we have that cleared up... why French, German and Russian. The french seems to be a family thing... but... what about the other two?</p>

<p>(This is to Snoopy: )</p>

<p>I don't mean 90s songs like "Hit Me Baby One More Time."</p>

<p>I mean 90s songs like "Roll to Me," "Never Let You Go," "Hey Jealousy," and "Run-Around."</p>

<p>(This is to Joli: )</p>

<p>Do you hate being barefoot?</p>

<p>Are you annoyed with Les because she doesn't ask questions when she should?</p>

<p>Oh. I see. But - <a href="http://img175.imageshack.us/img175/6697/littleredhairedgirlhn9.png%5B/url%5D"&gt;http://img175.imageshack.us/img175/6697/littleredhairedgirlhn9.png&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p>

<p>So hah!</p>

<p>Why the * hell* didn't Snoop just send the Wikipedia link?</p>

<ul>
<li>Do you eat cookies often?</li>
</ul>

<p>Only if they're homemade.</p>

<ul>
<li>Are you the cookie monster?</li>
</ul>

<p>Is that a way of dancing around the question "Are you big, blue, and hairy?" If it is, I am NOT.</p>

<ul>
<li>Does your school mail report cards?</li>
</ul>

<p>Yes, just got one, in fact.</p>

<ul>
<li>Is Dan Brown a terrible author?</li>
</ul>

<p>Sigh. Yes.</p>

<ul>
<li>Are dictionaries boring?</li>
</ul>

<p>No, I love words.</p>

<ul>
<li>Are encyclopedias less boring?</li>
</ul>

<p>They're okay. When I make an appearance, they'll improve. By a LOT.</p>

<ul>
<li>Do you enjoy history?</li>
</ul>

<p>Too much.</p>

<ul>
<li>Do you hate art?</li>
</ul>

<p>Depends.</p>

<ul>
<li>Do you enjoy chemistry?</li>
</ul>

<p>Um, yes'ish. More than biology.</p>

<ul>
<li>Do you hate nursery rhymes?</li>
</ul>

<p>I think they're creepy. Like that image of Ayn Rand...it came to me when I shut my light off last night at like 3 am to go to sleep...I was really frightened. And its basically your fault, rocker.</p>

<ul>
<li>Do you like Lost?</li>
</ul>

<p>LIKE it?! I LOVE it!</p>

<p>Do you love Lost?</p>

<p>^^^^!</p>

<ul>
<li>Are the Chicken Soup books annoying?</li>
</ul>

<p>Yes, except for Betty White's stories.</p>

<ul>
<li>Do you write your As obnoxiously, in real life?</li>
</ul>

<p>Nope.</p>

<ul>
<li>Why is the internet not considered to be a part of real life?</li>
</ul>

<p>Eh. All of the five senses aren't utilized. That would be my reasoning.</p>

<ul>
<li>Why the hell didn't Snoop just send the Wikipedia link?</li>
</ul>

<p>To mess with me. Little Red-haired girl is so cute.</p>

<p>Last night, did I watch the 5th episode of the 3rd season and go OMGOMG?</p>

<p>I edited my answer before you replied, Yak, and included a question.</p>

<p>Is the sky blue?</p>

<p>Because then I wouldn't have been able to point out my highlighted words.</p>

<p>Are you annoyed with Snoop for not asking questions when she should?</p>

<p>Are you annoyed with rockermcr for asking that question?</p>

<ul>
<li>The french seems to be a family thing... but... what about the other two?</li>
</ul>

<p>It's a culture thing, too. I really love fashion and want to get into that, so I've considered mandarin Chinese, too. We'll see.</p>

<p>But I have a cousin who majored in Russian, and its cool. I'm interested in Salvic culture, and I have other more personal reasons, haha.</p>

<p>And German...just because. I don't have a reason yet, I'm German...my grandmother spoke German in her house, but eh. That's not it.</p>

<ul>
<li>Are you annoyed with Les because she doesn't ask questions when she should?</li>
</ul>

<p>Sometimes.</p>

<ul>
<li>Last night, did I watch the 5th episode of the 3rd season and go OMGOMG?</li>
</ul>

<p>OMG DON'T TELL ME! I'm only to episode 4 of the 3rd season because my queue hasn't sent me the next disk!</p>

<ul>
<li>Is the sky blue?</li>
</ul>

<p>Yes.</p>

<ul>
<li>Are you annoyed with Snoop for not asking questions when she should?</li>
</ul>

<p>Sometimes.</p>

<ul>
<li>Are you annoyed with rockermcr for asking that question?</li>
</ul>

<p>I think he's looking out for my best interest.</p>

<p>My favourite part of the episode involves a videotape. That's all I'll say.</p>

<p>Do you want me to say more?</p>

<p>What do you mean by "your queue"?</p>

<p>
[quote]
My favourite part of the episode involves a videotape. That's all I'll say.

[/quote]
</p>

<p>SHHHH!</p>

<ul>
<li>Do you want me to say more?</li>
</ul>

<p>Noooo!</p>

<ul>
<li>What do you mean by "your queue"?</li>
</ul>

<p>I get DVDs online. They are located online. In my queue.</p>

<p>Why don't you just watch the episodes [url=<a href="http://www.cucirca.com/2007/05/12/watch-lost-online/%5Dhere%5B/url"&gt;http://www.cucirca.com/2007/05/12/watch-lost-online/]here[/url&lt;/a&gt;]? The quality is slightly inferior, but it's still good. If you watch the episode in full-screen, the website's logo doesn't get in the way of the picture. I used to watch the episodes there, but someone lent me the 3rd season, so I don't need to.</p>

<ul>
<li>Why don't you just watch the episodes here?</li>
</ul>

<p>Thank you, but no. I did that with episode one, and I just...no. I like to watch Lost on my couch, so I can crisscross my legs and sit with my chin cupped in my hands...and cover my eyes when I need to...</p>

<p>And so I can freely lust over Syid. MmMMMmMmMmmm.</p>

<p>When will you get episode 5?</p>

<ul>
<li>When will you get episode 5?</li>
</ul>

<p>I predict I will get it on the 27th.</p>