<ul>
<li>Do you eat cookies often?</li>
</ul>
<p>Only if they're homemade.</p>
<ul>
<li>Are you the cookie monster?</li>
</ul>
<p>Is that a way of dancing around the question "Are you big, blue, and hairy?" If it is, I am NOT.</p>
<ul>
<li>Does your school mail report cards?</li>
</ul>
<p>Yes, just got one, in fact.</p>
<ul>
<li>Is Dan Brown a terrible author?</li>
</ul>
<p>Sigh. Yes.</p>
<ul>
<li>Are dictionaries boring?</li>
</ul>
<p>No, I love words.</p>
<ul>
<li>Are encyclopedias less boring?</li>
</ul>
<p>They're okay. When I make an appearance, they'll improve. By a LOT.</p>
<ul>
<li>Do you enjoy history?</li>
</ul>
<p>Too much.</p>
<ul>
<li>Do you hate art?</li>
</ul>
<p>Depends.</p>
<ul>
<li>Do you enjoy chemistry?</li>
</ul>
<p>Um, yes'ish. More than biology.</p>
<ul>
<li>Do you hate nursery rhymes?</li>
</ul>
<p>I think they're creepy. Like that image of Ayn Rand...it came to me when I shut my light off last night at like 3 am to go to sleep...I was really frightened. And its basically your fault, rocker.</p>
<ul>
<li>Do you like Lost?</li>
</ul>
<p>LIKE it?! I LOVE it!</p>
<p>Do you love Lost?</p>
<p>^^^^!</p>
<ul>
<li>Are the Chicken Soup books annoying?</li>
</ul>
<p>Yes, except for Betty White's stories.</p>
<ul>
<li>Do you write your As obnoxiously, in real life?</li>
</ul>
<p>Nope.</p>
<ul>
<li>Why is the internet not considered to be a part of real life?</li>
</ul>
<p>Eh. All of the five senses aren't utilized. That would be my reasoning.</p>