<p>Do you know who fatty lumpkin is?</p>
<p>Do you realize I just ate a plate of sauerkraut and sausage in less than 15 minutes?</p>
<p>Did you know that I'm really jealous of Snoopy?</p>
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<li>Do you know who fatty lumpkin is?</li>
</ul>
<p>Something from LOTR?</p>
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<li>Do you realize I just ate a plate of sauerkraut and sausage in less than 15 minutes?</li>
</ul>
<p>Lmao, you and my grandparents should hang out, snoop. That's way gross. Sauerkraut, seriously?</p>
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<li>Did you know that I'm really jealous of Snoopy?</li>
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<p>Yes.</p>
<p>Do you hate bad music?</p>
<ul>
<li>Do you hate bad music?</li>
</ul>
<p>Yes, but I listen to bad popular stuff sometimes because...well, if I explained it, it would get too personal, so if you need to know, I'll tell you in some other realm.</p>
<p>Why is Les jealous of me? </p>
<p>Sauerkraut is good. Who doesn't like kielbasa and sauerkraut?</p>
<p>Is it because you need everything you can get to help you fit in?</p>
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<li>Why is Les jealous of me?</li>
</ul>
<p>Because you emulate an iconic dog and an iconic DAWG all at once. </p>
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<li>Sauerkraut is good. Who doesn't like kielbasa and sauerkraut?</li>
</ul>
<p>Meeee.</p>
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<li>Is it because you need everything you can get to help you fit in?</li>
</ul>
<p>Ouch. No.</p>
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Why is Les jealous of me?
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<p>I'll take this one.
Because I love sauerkraut and kielbasa. I know it's disgusting, but I can't help it.</p>
<p>It isn't disgusting! It's awesome. Sometimes I have eggs and kielbasa for breakfast.</p>
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It isn't disgusting! It's awesome. Sometimes I have eggs and kielbasa for breakfast.
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<p>Okay. Okay. Okay. YUCK! Yuuuuuuck you just made my stomach churn ewww.</p>
<p>Wow, for breakfast? BREAKFAST?!</p>
<p>Are eggs gross?</p>
<ul>
<li>Are eggs gross?</li>
</ul>
<p>They're okay, I can stand omelets sometimes, and maybe scrambled eggs...but most of the time, eggs are pretty disgusting.</p>
<p>Are you and Snoop opposites?</p>
<ul>
<li>Are you and Snoop opposites?</li>
</ul>
<p>Its pretty obvious that we are. Tooootal opposites.</p>
<p>How are we opposites?</p>
<p>Is it weird that I get along with both of you?</p>
<p>Why am I craving a strawberry smoothie?</p>
<p>Who am I?</p>