<p>Yakkety yak, don't come back, yakkety yak.</p>
<ul>
<li>How are we opposites?</li>
</ul>
<p>Umm, basically I would assume from your "Ew" comment after you asked if I was a girly girl that we were pretty different. I'm not like a "typical" girly girl type though, not at all. Which is probably why we are able to "get along." Apparently we have different taste in movies/TV and humor in general, as well as food. That's all I have so far.</p>
<ul>
<li>Is it weird that I get along with both of you?</li>
</ul>
<p>Nope.</p>
<ul>
<li>Why am I craving a strawberry smoothie?</li>
</ul>
<p>Because they're the best. As long as a banana is blended in there!</p>
<ul>
<li>Who am I?</li>
</ul>
<p>A Freudian who likes Pink Floyd.</p>
<p>
[quote]
Yakkety yak, don't come back, yakkety yak.
[/quote]
</p>
<p>Uh, rude much?</p>
<p>She means that Yak is Pink Freud.
Oops.</p>
<p>No, silly goose. Jeeezz.</p>
<p>What is the best kind of tea?</p>
<p>Which is better tea or coffee?</p>
<p>Do you put whipped cream or marshmallows in your hot chocolate?</p>
<p>French toast or pancakes?</p>
<p>Have you ever read anything by Dostoyevsky?</p>
<p>Tolstoy?</p>
<p>Do both of them write books that are wayyy too long?</p>
<p>Are long books discouraging?</p>
<p>What's the longest book you've ever read?</p>
<p>Is it ridiculous to measure the value of a book by its length?</p>
<p>Do you know of any very good short books?</p>
<p>Is "good short story" an oxymoron?</p>
<p>Is "good pun" an oxymoron?</p>
<p>Is "oxymoron" a stupid expression?</p>
<p>Does it sound really unprofessional?</p>
<p>Do a lot of literary devices have stupid names?</p>
<p>Is it painful to say "synecdoche"?</p>
<p>Do you like philosophy?</p>
<p>Do you think that a degree in philosophy won't get you anywhere?</p>
<p>Do you find it annoying when people say that Christmas is a pagan holiday?</p>
<p>Do you find the word "pagan" annoying?</p>
<p>Did you choose the red or the black?</p>
<p>Did you put your hair up or down?</p>
<p>Do you type faster than you write?</p>
<p>Is your writing cursive? </p>
<p>Are you left- or right-handed?</p>
<p>Wouldn't it be cool to be ambidextrous?</p>
<p>OKAY. So I just snuck away from Christmas festivities because I'm sick of faking a smile and telling people where I'm going to college. So I'm here to answer your questions (which are amazing, btw) as my semi-Christmas present to you. Ohhhhh...</p>
<ul>
<li>What is the best kind of tea?</li>
</ul>
<p>Bubble...tea...</p>
<ul>
<li>Which is better tea or coffee?</li>
</ul>
<p>I pick hot chocolate!</p>
<ul>
<li>Do you put whipped cream or marshmallows in your hot chocolate?</li>
</ul>
<p>Marshmallowssss, but sometimes REAL whipped cream. I don't do that fake s!#$.</p>
<ul>
<li>French toast or pancakes?</li>
</ul>
<p>FRENCH toast!</p>
<ul>
<li>Have you ever read anything by Dostoyevsky?</li>
</ul>
<p>Of course I have. I looooove Crime & Punishment. I support Raskolnikov.</p>
<ul>
<li>Tolstoy?</li>
</ul>
<p>Oh NO, are you kidding me? War and Peace? No, I'll listen to the audio version when I'm like 120.</p>
<ul>
<li>Do both of them write books that are wayyy too long?</li>
</ul>
<p>Yes!</p>
<ul>
<li>Are long books discouraging?</li>
</ul>
<p>At times. But so is small print. And roadblocks. And rejection.</p>
<ul>
<li>What's the longest book you've ever read?</li>
</ul>
<p>The BIBLE. NIV.</p>
<ul>
<li>Is it ridiculous to measure the value of a book by its length?</li>
</ul>
<p>Yes.</p>
<ul>
<li>Do you know of any very good short books?</li>
</ul>
<p>THE CHOCOLATE WAR. <3333 (wow, did I just tween myself?)</p>
<ul>
<li>Is "good short story" an oxymoron?</li>
</ul>
<p>No!</p>
<ul>
<li>Is "good pun" an oxymoron?</li>
</ul>
<p>No, I love a good pun.</p>
<ul>
<li>Is "oxymoron" a stupid expression?</li>
</ul>
<p>Yes.</p>
<ul>
<li>Does it sound really unprofessional?</li>
</ul>
<p>Completely.</p>
<ul>
<li>Do a lot of literary devices have stupid names?</li>
</ul>
<p>I like them! Onomotopeoia!</p>
<ul>
<li>Is it painful to say "synecdoche"?</li>
</ul>
<p>A bit.</p>
<ul>
<li>Do you like philosophy?</li>
</ul>
<p>I think its pretentious.</p>
<ul>
<li>Do you think that a degree in philosophy won't get you anywhere?</li>
</ul>
<p>Yes.</p>
<ul>
<li>Do you find it annoying when people say that Christmas is a pagan holiday?</li>
</ul>
<p>Yes. Someone literally said that to me today...DVR, are you in my house and with me at all times? And sometimes in my brain?</p>
<ul>
<li>Do you find the word "pagan" annoying?</li>
</ul>
<p>Yes.</p>
<ul>
<li>Did you choose the red or the black?</li>
</ul>
<p>UGH. I chose red for like an hour. Then when my mom saw me, she told me it was inappropriate for church. A little argument came and went, I changed into jeans and a green sweater. And cute boots. And that was that.</p>
<p>But I wanted to wear the red, truthfully. Maybe for New Years. I wish I was spending it in Quebec...</p>
<ul>
<li>Did you put your hair up or down?</li>
</ul>
<p>Half up half down, lots of compliments. Weird ones.</p>
<ul>
<li>Do you type faster than you write?</li>
</ul>
<p>Yes.</p>
<ul>
<li>Is your writing cursive? </li>
</ul>
<p>YES!</p>
<ul>
<li>Are you left- or right-handed?</li>
</ul>
<p>Righty (:</p>
<ul>
<li>Wouldn't it be cool to be ambidextrous?</li>
</ul>
<p>It would be way cool.</p>
<p>Have you ever noticed that you talk about how wonderful your hair is a lot?</p>
<p>(PS: Because tone is not alway obvious in writing, I should probably point out the tone of the above is lighthearted.... not critical.)</p>
<p>Have you ever noticed that you talk about how wonderful your hair is a lot?</p>
<p>And I was being critical.</p>
<ul>
<li>Have you ever noticed that you talk about how wonderful your hair is a lot?
(To both lighthearted and critical)</li>
</ul>
<p>Yes, baha, I don't mean to, I just do. And since tone isn't apparent...a lot of the time it would be followed by me laughing at myself because sometimes I talk about it in a satirical way. And sometimes in a serious way. Annnd...sometimes in a complainy way...annnd. Yeah.</p>
<p>But I know, maybe I should tone it down? Or maybe not.</p>
<p>I think its more my distaste for straight hair than my love for my own hair.</p>
<p>Also, if anyone asks why I'm online so early on Christmas morning, its because my dog woke me up, and wouldn't allow me to get back to sleep.</p>
<p>And if it makes me any better for it...</p>
<p>
[quote]
Half up half down, lots of compliments. Weird ones.
[/quote]
</p>
<p>THAT could justify my self-promotion. If any of you had been with me last night, you would understand how truly odd the half-"compliments" were.</p>
<p>How old are you?</p>
<ul>
<li>How old are you?</li>
</ul>
<p>18ish (I say "ish" because I've only been legal for...a month).</p>
<p>Are you politically correct?</p>
<ul>
<li>Are you politically correct?</li>
</ul>
<p>Nope. I think I actually already mentioned that once. I'm respectful, but sometimes I say things that are...well, politically *in*correct.</p>
<p>what's the point of this thread?</p>
<p>What did you get for Christmas?</p>
<p>What didn't you get for Christmas?</p>
<p>Will you tell me a story about Asian volcanoes?</p>
<p>Are you a volcanologist? </p>
<p>Did it happen once before?</p>
<p>Are you near-sighted or far-sighted?</p>
<p>Do you see worse in your left eye than you do in your right eye?</p>
<p>Is ophthalmology better than optometry?</p>
<p>Are both mediocre?</p>
<p>Does "mediocre" remind you of "media"?</p>
<p>Should "media" be treated as a plural noun?</p>
<p>If so, in what contexts?</p>
<p>Is that a boring question?</p>
<p>Do you own an iPod?</p>
<p>What kind?</p>
<p>Did you know that I used to have a ghetto iPod?</p>
<p>Is "ghetto" an ignorant, offensive, and stupid expression?</p>
<p>Did I get a new iPod three months ago?</p>
<p>Is it awesome?</p>
<p>Is 80GB too spacious?</p>
<p>Are iPods overrated?</p>
<p>Are PCs better than Macs?</p>
<p>Would you say that PCs pwn Macs?</p>
<p>Is "pwn" a stupid expression?</p>
<p>Do you say it anyway as a joke?</p>
<p>Who will cut our hair when we're gone?</p>
<p>what did you get for Christmas last year?</p>
<ul>
<li>what's the point of this thread?</li>
</ul>
<p>For others to entertain me while I entertain them in return. And well, to introduce many unlikely people to the mystique that is...Joli.Hauteur. Even though that isn't my real name. Hmmph.</p>
<ul>
<li>What did you get for Christmas?</li>
</ul>
<p>Okay, I gotttt:</p>
<p>--80 GB iPod (you already knew that)
--Pink cover for said iPod
--Mini DVD player (inside joke in my family)
--A zillion DVDs (including the collectors edition of Some Like It Hot and Season 3 of The Office)
--A gorgeous Parisian photograph for my room
--Watch</p>
<ul>
<li>What didn't you get for Christmas?</li>
</ul>
<p>A man, a pony, a man-pony.</p>
<ul>
<li>Will you tell me a story about Asian volcanoes?</li>
</ul>
<p>Okay, there was this hot dude named Juubei. He wanted to recreate the movie "Joe Versus The Volcano" except it would be "Juubei Versus The Volcano" and it wouldn't star Meg Ryan, it would star me. So basically if you watch "Joe Versus The Volcano," this Asian volcano story is the same...except its Asian'ized. And there's a random white chick playing opposite the hot Asian named Juubei. Orange soda.</p>
<ul>
<li>Are you a volcanologist?</li>
</ul>
<p>Of course I am. Hotttt. </p>
<ul>
<li>Did it happen once before?</li>
</ul>
<p>Mmmm.</p>
<ul>
<li>Are you near-sighted or far-sighted?</li>
</ul>
<p>Near.</p>
<ul>
<li>Do you see worse in your left eye than you do in your right eye?</li>
</ul>
<p>My vision is basically twice as bad in my left eye. But then again, you knew that, too.</p>
<ul>
<li>Is ophthalmology better than optometry?</li>
</ul>
<p>It's certainly more dangerous.</p>
<ul>
<li>Are both mediocre?</li>
</ul>
<p>They're nerdy. I've never had a person of hottness check out my eyes...professionally.</p>
<ul>
<li>Does "mediocre" remind you of "media"?</li>
</ul>
<p>It does now!</p>
<ul>
<li>Should "media" be treated as a plural noun?</li>
</ul>
<p>Yes.</p>
<ul>
<li>If so, in what contexts?</li>
</ul>
<p>I'll give you context. "We experienced many media."</p>
<ul>
<li>Is that a boring question?</li>
</ul>
<p>Nooo, you don't ask boring questions.</p>
<ul>
<li>Do you own an iPod?</li>
</ul>
<p>Yes.</p>
<ul>
<li>What kind?</li>
</ul>
<p>Silver 80 GB</p>
<ul>
<li>Did you know that I used to have a ghetto iPod?</li>
</ul>
<p>I did, too...</p>
<ul>
<li>Is "ghetto" an ignorant, offensive, and stupid expression?</li>
</ul>
<p>NO. "Ghetto" = "Culture"</p>
<ul>
<li>Did I get a new iPod three months ago?</li>
</ul>
<p>...yes.</p>
<ul>
<li>Is it awesome?</li>
</ul>
<p>Uh YES.</p>
<ul>
<li>Is 80GB too spacious?</li>
</ul>
<p>No! Lots of room for pictures and videos plus a ton of musicccc.</p>
<ul>
<li>Are iPods overrated?</li>
</ul>
<p>Yes, so much that they're like...household, everyday, everyone has 'em items.</p>
<ul>
<li>Are PCs better than Macs?</li>
</ul>
<p>All I've ever used are PCs, but my friend has a macbook and it seems amazing.</p>
<ul>
<li>Would you say that PCs pwn Macs?</li>
</ul>
<p>I don't say "pwn." I'm not a nerdfest.</p>
<ul>
<li>Is "pwn" a stupid expression?</li>
</ul>
<p>Yes. It's the epitome of nerdiness. Contrary to your statement about science clubs. They aren't as nerdy as "pwn."</p>
<ul>
<li>Do you say it anyway as a joke?</li>
</ul>
<p>To be sarcastic and ironic, yeahyuh.</p>
<ul>
<li>Who will cut our hair when we're gone?</li>
</ul>
<p>The Unicorns. Literally. With their horns...</p>