Ask Joli.Hauteur A Question!

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<li>Will your ex ever stop be such a... ______ (word of your choice)?</li>
</ul>

<p>Oh, the words that come to mind are far too harsh for a LADY like myself to broadcast. But he's a bad person, really. He'll get by in life, even though he's an idiot, riding on his parent's wealth and successes. But inside, he's a very bad person. And no, I don't think he'll stop, he's almost 21 now and he is still very immature. BLEH!</p>

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Thanks for the recommendation.

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<p>You're welcome (:</p>

<p>Why do you constantly affirm your LADY status?</p>

<ul>
<li>Why do you constantly affirm your LADY status?</li>
</ul>

<p>Come now, snoop, I'm sure you caught the sarcasm in the last one. It was in CAPS. Geeeez.</p>

<p>Am I too subtle?</p>

<p>Did I just return?</p>

<p>What is your opinion on Vans?</p>

<p>Did it happen once before, when I came to your door?</p>

<p>How long do you think the writers strike will last?</p>

<p>Is it gonna be soon, not later?</p>

<p>Will I have to wake up early tomorrow?</p>

<p>Why?</p>

<p>Are you sure?</p>

<p>Will you look at the ants on the floor?</p>

<p>What about the aunts on the floor?</p>

<p>Which look better?</p>

<p>Are most aunts obnoxious?</p>

<p>Are they atrocious?</p>

<p>Are they atrociously obnoxious?</p>

<p>Is that silly?</p>

<p>Is "silly" a stupid word?</p>

<p>Will you get hypervitaminosis A?</p>

<p>Did you answer "no" to the last question?</p>

<p>Are you glad, now that you know that it is often acquired from the consumption of the liver of a carnivore?</p>

<p>Is that gross?</p>

<p>Are you a fig?</p>

<p>Is Jesus a fig?</p>

<p>Did he get mad at the fig tree because it didn't yield fruit?</p>

<p>Was he being unreasonable?</p>

<p>What is reason?</p>

<p>Is rationalism better than idealism?</p>

<p>Are both annoying?</p>

<p>Will you ask Play-Doh to tell me what IB classes she's taking?</p>

<p>Are you a relay?</p>

<p>Do you bring people together?</p>

<p>Real people or virtual people?</p>

<p>Do you like Mark Twain?</p>

<p>How about Al Gore?</p>

<p>Do you mentally associate the two?</p>

<p>Why?</p>

<p>Should Herman Melville have been tossed off the ship?</p>

<p>Have you read anything by Mark Haddon?</p>

<p>Should you?</p>

<p>Why?</p>

<p>Is life a Catch-22?</p>

<p>Should I stop looking at the bookshelf for inspiration?</p>

<p>Why?</p>

<p>Are you sure?</p>

<p>Are you shore?</p>

<p>Are shores watery?</p>

<p>Are they sandy?</p>

<p>Is Sandy a nice name?</p>

<p>For a guy or for a girl?</p>

<ul>
<li>Am I too subtle?</li>
</ul>

<p>Yes.</p>

<ul>
<li>Did I just return?</li>
</ul>

<p>Mmhmm.</p>

<ul>
<li>What is your opinion on Vans?</li>
</ul>

<p>The shoes, I'm assuming. I don't care for them. I don't like fat skater-style shoes, in general. My favorite guys sneakers are Asics. Mmmm.</p>

<ul>
<li>Did it happen once before, when I came to your door?</li>
</ul>

<p>No reply.</p>

<ul>
<li>How long do you think the writers strike will last?</li>
</ul>

<p>Way too long.</p>

<ul>
<li>Is it gonna be soon, not later?</li>
</ul>

<p>Probably not.</p>

<ul>
<li>Will I have to wake up early tomorrow?</li>
</ul>

<p>Yes.</p>

<ul>
<li>Why?</li>
</ul>

<p>Volunteerism doesn't sleep in.</p>

<ul>
<li>Are you sure?</li>
</ul>

<p>I always am.</p>

<ul>
<li>Will you look at the ants on the floor?</li>
</ul>

<p>Yes.</p>

<ul>
<li>What about the aunts on the floor?</li>
</ul>

<p>No.</p>

<ul>
<li>Which look better?</li>
</ul>

<p>Ants.</p>

<ul>
<li>Are most aunts obnoxious?</li>
</ul>

<p>Yes.</p>

<ul>
<li>Are they atrocious?</li>
</ul>

<p>Sometimes.</p>

<ul>
<li>Are they atrociously obnoxious?</li>
</ul>

<p>Definitely.</p>

<ul>
<li>Is that silly?</li>
</ul>

<p>Uh huh. Hehe.</p>

<ul>
<li>Is "silly" a stupid word?</li>
</ul>

<p>No way!</p>

<ul>
<li>Will you get hypervitaminosis A?</li>
</ul>

<p>No, I don't want to turn orange.</p>

<ul>
<li>Did you answer "no" to the last question?</li>
</ul>

<p>Yes.</p>

<ul>
<li>Are you glad, now that you know that it is often acquired from the consumption of the liver of a carnivore?</li>
</ul>

<p>Ew. I am glad...</p>

<ul>
<li>Is that gross?</li>
</ul>

<p>Way gross.</p>

<ul>
<li>Are you a fig?</li>
</ul>

<p>No.</p>

<ul>
<li>Is Jesus a fig?</li>
</ul>

<p>No.</p>

<ul>
<li>Did he get mad at the fig tree because it didn't yield fruit?</li>
</ul>

<p>Maybe.</p>

<ul>
<li>Was he being unreasonable?</li>
</ul>

<p>Nope.</p>

<ul>
<li>What is reason?</li>
</ul>

<p>Logic.</p>

<ul>
<li>Is rationalism better than idealism?</li>
</ul>

<p>Yes.</p>

<ul>
<li>Are both annoying?</li>
</ul>

<p>Yes. I often refer to people who are rational/idealistic as "the voice of reason" when I'm venting and they're giving me "advice."</p>

<ul>
<li>Will you ask Play-Doh to tell me what IB classes she's taking?</li>
</ul>

<p>Play-Doh, will you tell DVR what IB classes you're taking?</p>

<ul>
<li>Are you a relay?</li>
</ul>

<p>Nope.</p>

<ul>
<li>Do you bring people together?</li>
</ul>

<p>Not at all.</p>

<ul>
<li>Real people or virtual people?</li>
</ul>

<p>Neither.</p>

<ul>
<li>Do you like Mark Twain?</li>
</ul>

<p>Sort of. I'm not a big fan of his genre, though.</p>

<ul>
<li>How about Al Gore?</li>
</ul>

<p>I think he makes annoying jokes.</p>

<ul>
<li>Do you mentally associate the two?</li>
</ul>

<p>Nope.</p>

<ul>
<li>Why?</li>
</ul>

<p>Because I am what I am.</p>

<ul>
<li>Should Herman Melville have been tossed off the ship?</li>
</ul>

<p>Yes.</p>

<ul>
<li>Have you read anything by Mark Haddon?</li>
</ul>

<p>I have not.</p>

<ul>
<li>Should you?</li>
</ul>

<p>I don't know, you tell me.</p>

<ul>
<li>Why?</li>
</ul>

<p>Because I asked with a smile.</p>

<ul>
<li>Is life a Catch-22?</li>
</ul>

<p>At times, it really is.</p>

<ul>
<li>Should I stop looking at the bookshelf for inspiration?</li>
</ul>

<p>No, I like it.</p>

<ul>
<li>Why?</li>
</ul>

<p>Because I think its hot.</p>

<ul>
<li>Are you sure?</li>
</ul>

<p>Yes.</p>

<ul>
<li>Are you shore?</li>
</ul>

<p>Mmhmm : D</p>

<ul>
<li>Are shores watery?</li>
</ul>

<p>Yes.</p>

<ul>
<li>Are they sandy?</li>
</ul>

<p>Yes.</p>

<ul>
<li>Is Sandy a nice name?</li>
</ul>

<p>Only for guys.</p>

<ul>
<li>For a guy or for a girl?</li>
</ul>

<p>^^^^</p>

<p>EDIT:</p>

<p>I read Play's question wrong...</p>

<ul>
<li>How many colleges did you apply to?</li>
</ul>

<p>I applied to 11 schools.</p>

<p>And DVR, here's an example of the best man-shoe in the world : D:</p>

<p>Asics®</a> Mexico 66 Baja™ :: ASICS :: SportieLA</p>

<p>Is bobby my favorite name?</p>

<p>Will the link not load?</p>

<p>Am I bored?</p>

<p>Should I see Juno in spite of the awkwardness I'd have to endure?</p>

<p>Why?</p>

<p>Am I so bored?</p>

<p>Will I be bored tomorrow night?</p>

<p>Do you enjoy Scrabble?</p>

<p>Does senile dementia make you sad?</p>

<p>Does the name "Fanny" make you sad?</p>

<p>Why do some people interview terribly?</p>

<p>DVR, this year I am taking...
Asian History HL
English A1
Math Studies SL (I didn't think I could tackle HL)
Studio Art HL</p>

<p>I already tested in
Spanish B SL
Biology SL</p>

<p>My EE was in English : An Examination of the Effect of Selected Traumatic Events in Oscar Wilde’s life on his Writing</p>

<p>We are done with TOK</p>

<p>........................................QUESTIONS.............................................</p>

<p>What shoe size are you?</p>

<p>What is your favorite hair style?</p>

<p>sweatshirt or jacket?</p>

<p>Candles=good?</p>

<p>How come?</p>

<p>Does that relate to the question above it?</p>

<p>Pears or apples?</p>

<p>What scent of lotion is your favorite?</p>

<p>Do you love Bath and Body Works?</p>

<p>How tall were you in 5th grade?</p>

<p>What color is your favorite purse?</p>

<p>Do you carry it at school?</p>

<p>What is your favorite pair of shoes like?</p>

<p>Do you like Fondue?</p>

<p>What about poptarts?</p>

<p>Ever been on a diet?</p>

<p>How many guys have you dated?</p>

<p>What is the third letter in your middle name?</p>

<p>Checkerboard or Tye-Dye?</p>

<p>Whose questions make you giggle the most?</p>

<p>Do you giggle?</p>

<p>Would Les be mad at you for spreading the nickname?</p>

<p>ON-velopes or N-velopes?</p>

<p>Why would yak be awkward at Juno?</p>

<ul>
<li>Is bobby my favorite name?</li>
</ul>

<p>No, my name is your favorite name.</p>

<ul>
<li>Will the link not load?</li>
</ul>

<p>WHAT?! It loads for meee, you must see them.</p>

<ul>
<li>Am I bored?</li>
</ul>

<p>No, I'm back!</p>

<ul>
<li>Should I see Juno in spite of the awkwardness I'd have to endure?</li>
</ul>

<p>Yesss, it looks too good to miss!</p>

<ul>
<li>Why?</li>
</ul>

<p>Because I said so. (:</p>

<ul>
<li>Am I so bored?</li>
</ul>

<p>Nooo, DVR, I'm here!</p>

<ul>
<li>Will I be bored tomorrow night?</li>
</ul>

<p>Maybe.</p>

<ul>
<li>Do you enjoy Scrabble?</li>
</ul>

<p>I do, but like I said...I get busted a lot because I imagine new words and am thus accused of "cheating." The dictionary gets pulled out on every other word of mine, hahaha.</p>

<ul>
<li>Does senile dementia make you sad?</li>
</ul>

<p>Waaay sad ):</p>

<ul>
<li>Does the name "Fanny" make you sad?</li>
</ul>

<p>It does. So does "Francis."</p>

<ul>
<li>Why do some people interview terribly?</li>
</ul>

<p>Because they lack charm.</p>

<ul>
<li>What shoe size are you?</li>
</ul>

<p>8.5 or EURO: 39ish, since I know DVR wants to buy me some Manolo's</p>

<ul>
<li>What is your favorite hair style?</li>
</ul>

<p>I do a weird part...I part it straight down the middle, then I do a deep part to one side about half way down the top of my head. Sounds weird, but you can see it in my pictures, sort of. But I always like it to the side somehow. And always curly, obvi.</p>

<ul>
<li>sweatshirt or jacket?</li>
</ul>

<p>Jacket. I despise "hoodies."</p>

<ul>
<li>Candles=good?</li>
</ul>

<p>Yes!</p>

<ul>
<li>How come?</li>
</ul>

<p>They're warm and toasty and they smell good.</p>

<ul>
<li>Does that relate to the question above it?</li>
</ul>

<p>Yes.</p>

<ul>
<li>Pears or apples?</li>
</ul>

<p>Apples.</p>

<ul>
<li>What scent of lotion is your favorite?</li>
</ul>

<p>I wear Vera Wang "Princess" perfume, and I use the lotion that has the same scent. </p>

<ul>
<li>Do you love Bath and Body Works?</li>
</ul>

<p>Yes.</p>

<ul>
<li>How tall were you in 5th grade?</li>
</ul>

<p>OKay, wait for it....5'5".</p>

<ul>
<li>What color is your favorite purse?</li>
</ul>

<p>Maroon'ish.</p>

<ul>
<li>Do you carry it at school?</li>
</ul>

<p>Mmhmm, I carry it everywhere.</p>

<ul>
<li>What is your favorite pair of shoes like?</li>
</ul>

<p>They're so amazing...I got them in NYC. They're these gorrrrgeous purple 4" heels (I know, I know), the heel is a deep lavender color, and its a peep-toe style. They look all glammy and '40s ish. I looooove them.</p>

<ul>
<li>Do you like Fondue?</li>
</ul>

<p>Chocolate fondue, not cheese so much.</p>

<ul>
<li>What about poptarts?</li>
</ul>

<p>Yuck.</p>

<ul>
<li>Ever been on a diet?</li>
</ul>

<p>Not really.</p>

<ul>
<li>How many guys have you dated?</li>
</ul>

<p>2 seriously, and 1 more that was just...not, haha.</p>

<ul>
<li>What is the third letter in your middle name?</li>
</ul>

<p>"U"</p>

<ul>
<li>Checkerboard or Tye-Dye?</li>
</ul>

<p>Checkerboard, I hate tye-dye.</p>

<ul>
<li>Whose questions make you giggle the most?</li>
</ul>

<p>DVR's virginity question. Although, I fully believe he didn't expect me to answer it. And THAT made me giggle.</p>

<ul>
<li>Do you giggle?</li>
</ul>

<p>All the time.</p>

<ul>
<li>Would Les be mad at you for spreading the nickname?</li>
</ul>

<p>I'm the only one who uses it. Everyone else can call you "Yak."</p>

<ul>
<li>ON-velopes or N-velopes?</li>
</ul>

<p>N</p>

<ul>
<li>Why would yak be awkward at Juno?</li>
</ul>

<p>Because it seems like a girly'ish movie. Also, the teen pregnancy thing might be awkward to deal with on a date. Its kind of a mood killer.</p>

<p>Does anyone else draw similiarities between Juno and Saved?</p>

<p>


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<p>. .</p>

<p>Are you totally wrong?</p>