Ask Joli.Hauteur A Question!

<p>"Pwned" reminds me of this guy:
<a href="http://www.teamministries.us/trekkie1.JPG%5B/url%5D"&gt;http://www.teamministries.us/trekkie1.JPG&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p>

<p>And, with all due respect to Captain Kirk, I would rather not be associated with the man pictured.</p>

<p>That's Captain Kirk? I always heard the name, but I never thought that's what he looks like. Wow. I'm dropping "pwn" and all of its variants from my vocabulary.</p>

<p>No, that's not Captain Kirk, that's a Captain Kirk-admirer.</p>

<p>THIS is Captain Kirk:
<a href="http://www.mountebank.org/blog/images/Kirkb.jpg%5B/url%5D"&gt;http://www.mountebank.org/blog/images/Kirkb.jpg&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p>

<p>...sexy?</p>

<p>captain kirk is amazing or not?</p>

<p>Have you ever seen the episode with the tribbles? (I was brought up a trekkie)</p>

<p>FYI Joli, I have dated guys that tall. One of my exes just hit 6foot 6inches. </p>

<p>Is that strange?</p>

<p>Is my addiction to fake height (heels) a bad thing?</p>

<p>Is it weird that pink was unexpected?</p>

<p>What color are your eyes?</p>

<p>Do you like backstage stuff as well as onstage stuff?</p>

<p>Don't you love that adrenaline rush when the curtain comes up?</p>

<p>How did you describe theater in your UW activity paragraphs?</p>

<p>Is christmas your favorite holiday?</p>

<p>Is it weird that we postponed it at my house?</p>

<p>How are you so tall if your parents are not?</p>

<p>What made you do the Junior Miss thingy?</p>

<p>Are you wearing shoes, can you describe them??</p>

<p>Would you ever bungee jump?</p>

<p>What is one thing you want to do for sure before you die?</p>

<p>Do you ever want to get married?</p>

<p>What is your favorite song, if you have one?</p>

<p>Is the above grammatically acceptable?</p>

<p>Am I in IB?</p>

<p>How many colleges did you apply to?</p>

<p>Which is your first choice?</p>

<p>Have you ever considered going Veggie?</p>

<p>What do you catch yourself doodling most often?</p>

<p>Do you have a favorite dessert?</p>

<ul>
<li>are you going to buy my a birthday present?</li>
</ul>

<p>I don't know if you deserve one. Where is my birthday present AND my Christmas present? You know, VS is having a huuuuge sale...</p>

<ul>
<li>Yes, but spontaneity is behind "Yak."</li>
</ul>

<p>I don't care. I like DVR, maybe this is how it will go...your nickname can stick and EVERYONE else can call him "Yak" and I call him "DVR" and no one else is allowed to, okay? (:</p>

<ul>
<li>...sexy?</li>
</ul>

<p>No. Yuck yuck yuck.</p>

<ul>
<li>captain kirk is amazing or not?</li>
</ul>

<p>Not.</p>

<ul>
<li>Have you ever seen the episode with the tribbles? (I was brought up a trekkie)</li>
</ul>

<p>I am the farthest thing from a trekkie.</p>

<p>
[quote]
FYI Joli, I have dated guys that tall. One of my exes just hit 6foot 6inches.

[/quote]
</p>

<p>If he was a trekkie, I don't care.</p>

<ul>
<li>Is that strange?</li>
</ul>

<p>Its just silly when short girls date exceptionally tall guys. It looks ridiculous/makes no sense. </p>

<ul>
<li>Is my addiction to fake height (heels) a bad thing?</li>
</ul>

<p>Beware of the fact that you should wear heels in proportion to your height/length of your legs. You can surely recognize that kitten heels look more attractive on short girls with short legs moreso than on tall girls with long legs. Same goes for high heels, taller + longer legs pull off a high heel better, I've noticed that short girls sometimes look like they're playing dress-up when they wear high heels.</p>

<p>So just take caution (:</p>

<ul>
<li>Is it weird that pink was unexpected?</li>
</ul>

<p>WAY weird! Everyone can usually predict that my favorite color is pink. It's actually kind of embarrassing. What did you think I'd say, green?</p>

<ul>
<li>What color are your eyes?</li>
</ul>

<p>Greeeeen.</p>

<ul>
<li>Do you like backstage stuff as well as onstage stuff?</li>
</ul>

<p>Hell NO! Don't trust me with technical gear, I'm like Lucy with that kind of stuff. I belong on stage only.</p>

<ul>
<li>Don't you love that adrenaline rush when the curtain comes up?</li>
</ul>

<p>Looooove it. I wrote about it in my admissions essays. Except our curtain doesn't really "go up," our stage is really huge and our set is really huge, so...usually the light comes up, haha. That's what I wrote about.</p>

<ul>
<li>How did you describe theater in your UW activity paragraphs?</li>
</ul>

<p>Well, I've won several awards...so I mentioned those. And I listed all of the plays I've had leads in, and I wrote a blurp under the play I did as a freshman because the cast was exceptionally small (5 characters!) and the audition pool fairly large for my school (30+) and I was in 8th grade and got the part for the following year. I was the only freshman, so I thought they should be aware of this. Dang that play was emotionally draining/altering, haha.</p>

<ul>
<li>Is Christmas your favorite holiday?</li>
</ul>

<p>Yes, but I really love Halloween too, it's my second.</p>

<ul>
<li>Is it weird that we postponed it at my house?</li>
</ul>

<p>We semi-did that last year.</p>

<ul>
<li>How are you so tall if your parents are not?</li>
</ul>

<p>Okay, on my dad's side, HIS mom's dad is like 6'6". And my dad's mom is like 5'8," soooo...I'm guessing it came somewhere from there'ish? My little brother is tall too, he's almost taller than me and he's only 14.</p>

<ul>
<li>What made you do the Junior Miss thingy?</li>
</ul>

<p>Oookay, probably shouldn't mention such personal stuff, but since its too late to edit I'll humor you.</p>

<p>I'm a girly-girl, right? But I don't approve of serious pageants. I was recently invited to do this Miss Teen International thingamajig, and after speaking with the lady...I was like, no way. Real pageants are disgusting, the swimsuit competitions, the prancing around in a $1,000 dress with your hair all sprayed up. Them judging purely on your appearance, except for like 5 seconds when they ask you about your "platform." Stupid.</p>

<p>So JM is a little less superficial. I still wore the dress, but we don't have crowns, we have medallions. But I wore rhinestone headbands, hahaha, so it still looked like I was wearing a crown. But basically...I got into it because I grew up watching it, wanted scholarship money, and the opportunity. I performed my talent for a huuuuge crowd, too. That was awesome. </p>

<ul>
<li>Are you wearing shoes, can you describe them??</li>
</ul>

<p>Slippers! They're leopard print.</p>

<ul>
<li>Would you ever bungee jump?</li>
</ul>

<p>YES. If I did the type where I'm connected to another person. Preferably someone who I could land atop if the cord broke.</p>

<ul>
<li>What is one thing you want to do for sure before you die?</li>
</ul>

<p>Be fluent in French.</p>

<ul>
<li>Do you ever want to get married?</li>
</ul>

<p>YES.</p>

<ul>
<li>What is your favorite song, if you have one?</li>
</ul>

<p>"You Really Got A Hold On Me"--The Beatles <3</p>

<p>AND "Waterfall"--Griffin House, because it was from an ammmmazingly sexy Rembrandt commercial.</p>

<ul>
<li>Is the above grammatically acceptable?</li>
</ul>

<p>For my thread, yes.</p>

<ul>
<li>Am I in IB?</li>
</ul>

<p>Yes.</p>

<ul>
<li>How many colleges did you apply to?</li>
</ul>

<p>4ish.</p>

<ul>
<li>Which is your first choice?</li>
</ul>

<p>Emory U.</p>

<ul>
<li>Have you ever considered going Veggie?</li>
</ul>

<p>Ehhh. I need my protein.</p>

<ul>
<li>What do you catch yourself doodling most often?</li>
</ul>

<p>Hearts. Curly-haired people. I know, I know...Les and snoopy will smack me for that...but tis TRUE. Curly hair is fun to doodle.</p>

<ul>
<li>Do you have a favorite dessert?</li>
</ul>

<p>Cheesecake! NO LEMON ZEST.</p>

<p>He wasn't a trekkie, but I don't think the two of you would quite get along.</p>

<p>Anyhoo. Sorry for the personal info bit.</p>

<p>I thought you would say something like... teal or purple. </p>

<p>I agree with you about Curly hair being fun to doodle and I have what is quite possibly the straightest hair ever.</p>

<p>When did you buy the crazy leopard slippers?</p>

<p>Do you own Uggs?</p>

<p>Can you knit?</p>

<p>Do you have a garden?</p>

<p>What is your favorite fruit?</p>

<p>Is your room clean?</p>

<p>Are you wearing PJ's or actual clothes?</p>

<p>Since you like Pink and VS do you have anything from the PINK line?</p>

<p>Do you hate first impressions?</p>

<p>Do you use this? <a href="http://talk.collegeconfidential.com/archive/index.php/%5B/url%5D"&gt;http://talk.collegeconfidential.com/archive/index.php/&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p>

<p>
[quote]
Anyhoo. Sorry for the personal info bit.

[/quote]
</p>

<p>It's okay. I've pretty much outed myself anyway, but I'd still like to keep some things private, so if you're curious about something really specific on my facebook, just sent me a PM or a message on FB, kay? (:</p>

<ul>
<li>I thought you would say something like... teal or purple. </li>
</ul>

<p>I do love purple, but I've always loved pink. It's my signature color.</p>

<p>
[quote]
I agree with you about Curly hair being fun to doodle and I have what is quite possibly the straightest hair ever.

[/quote]
</p>

<p>CURLING IRONS. Haha, except...I don't even know how to use one. Whenever I've tried, its such a mess. I really should learn...</p>

<ul>
<li>When did you buy the crazy leopard slippers?</li>
</ul>

<p>Umm, some time ago...no idea. I love leapord print though, it's so...Mrs. Robinson-chic.</p>

<ul>
<li>Do you own Uggs?</li>
</ul>

<p>Yes, but they're DIFFERENT Uggs. They're the new cardy style with the big buttons on the side. They look waaay different from normal Uggs. I love 'em.</p>

<ul>
<li>Can you knit?</li>
</ul>

<p>I wish!</p>

<ul>
<li>Do you have a garden?</li>
</ul>

<p>Mmhmm.</p>

<ul>
<li>What is your favorite fruit?</li>
</ul>

<p>Raspberries/blueberries/strawberries...any berries, really. And I love tangerines!</p>

<ul>
<li>Is your room clean?</li>
</ul>

<p>Immaculate.</p>

<ul>
<li>Are you wearing PJ's or actual clothes?</li>
</ul>

<p>PJs : D! I still have to get readyyyy...</p>

<ul>
<li>Since you like Pink and VS do you have anything from the PINK line?</li>
</ul>

<p>YES! Most of my workout clothes are PINK, and I have some of their skivvies.</p>

<ul>
<li>you hate first impressions?</li>
</ul>

<p>Nooo, I think they're really important.</p>

<ul>
<li>Do you use this? <a href="http://talk.collegeconfidential.com/archive/index.php/%5B/url%5D"&gt;http://talk.collegeconfidential.com/archive/index.php/&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li>
</ul>

<p>Nope.</p>

<p>Why do you want to learn how to use a curling iron when your hair is already fabulously curly?</p>

<p>Is my hair too long?</p>

<p>What are you getting ready for?</p>

<p>How long have you had the cardy uggs? Do Uggs work on short people?</p>

<p>Is your room always clean?</p>

<p>Is the PINK line all it is cracked up to be then?</p>

<p>Ever dyed your hair?</p>

<p>When you get up in the morning what is the 4th thing you do?</p>

<p>Which Christmas is the most memorable you have had so far?</p>

<p>Have you ever moved?</p>

<p>Do you like your high school?</p>

<p>What thread is your absolute favorite on CC?</p>

<p>What makes you cool enough to have this thread?</p>

<p>Why don't more people have threads like this?</p>

<p>Do you use firefox?</p>

<p>Are you on a laptop or desktop?</p>

<p>Did you like/Do you like Harry Potter?</p>

<p>Geekiest thing you have ever done?</p>

<ul>
<li>Why do you want to learn how to use a curling iron when your hair is already fabulously curly?</li>
</ul>

<p>Aww, thanks :). No, I don't need to, but sometimes I wish for a bigger curl for formal stuff. But I usually just leave it.</p>

<p>Is my hair too long?</p>

<p>No! The weird thing is though, in the pic of you by yourself, I think your hair made you look really tall or something...maybe it was the background. So I was shocked to hear you were below 5'4".</p>

<ul>
<li>What are you getting ready for?</li>
</ul>

<p>Life. Nothing really, I am going shopping tomorrow, but today I'm just cleaning up after Christmas pazazz.</p>

<ul>
<li>How long have you had the cardy uggs? </li>
</ul>

<p>Umm...I got them for my birthday. So about a month. I have the rose-colored ones.</p>

<ul>
<li>Do Uggs work on short people?</li>
</ul>

<p>Short Uggs do!</p>

<ul>
<li>Is your room always clean?</li>
</ul>

<p>Pretty much. The only time it gets cluttered is if I try on a whole bunch of different shoes and don't put them back...THAT will make it look like a tornado came through.</p>

<ul>
<li>Is the PINK line all it is cracked up to be then?</li>
</ul>

<p>It's way more reasonably priced now. I bought a couple pairs of PINK sweats 2 years ago when they were crazy popular...they were going for like $8o on eBay! I probably paid about $50/pair. And that's just ridiculous. They're more like $30ish now, which is what they should be.</p>

<p>But they're cute enough. However, Puma & Adidas have cute workout stuff too.</p>

<ul>
<li>Ever dyed your hair?</li>
</ul>

<p>Nope. I'm pretty fond of my natural hair color, except lately I've been feeling the urge to go blonde. But I want it to look really natural. Which is pretty impossible...so I don't know if I ever will. Maybe strawberry blonde since my hair is already kind of reddish. Hmm...</p>

<ul>
<li>When you get up in the morning what is the 4th thing you do?</li>
</ul>

<p>Brush my teeth.</p>

<ul>
<li>Which Christmas is the most memorable you have had so far?</li>
</ul>

<p>Eh, like two years ago...my ex and I were REALLY happy, a very good couple, and it was a lovely Christmas because that was when he was treating me as I should be treated. I hate to say that "love" has an affect on the memory of holidays, but it really does, unfortunately. But he sucks now, so the memory is tarnished.</p>

<p>This year was amazing though!</p>

<ul>
<li>Have you ever moved?</li>
</ul>

<p>Once.</p>

<ul>
<li>Do you like your high school?</li>
</ul>

<p>Hate it.</p>

<ul>
<li>What thread is your absolute favorite on CC?</li>
</ul>

<p>THIS one : D!</p>

<ul>
<li>What makes you cool enough to have this thread?</li>
</ul>

<p>My expressive eyebrows.</p>

<ul>
<li>Why don't more people have threads like this?</li>
</ul>

<p>Becauseeee some people really aren't worthy. They wouldn't be special or fun if EVERYONE had an "Ask me!" thread. Yech.</p>

<ul>
<li>Do you use firefox?</li>
</ul>

<p>Sometimes.</p>

<ul>
<li>Are you on a laptop or desktop?</li>
</ul>

<p>Desktop.</p>

<ul>
<li>Did you like/Do you like Harry Potter?</li>
</ul>

<p>Nope. Never got into it.</p>

<ul>
<li>Geekiest thing you have ever done?</li>
</ul>

<p>Oh geez. Let's see...okay, this was SO nerdy and loserish. When I was in seventh grade, I tried out for this play in middle school that the drama teacher had written herself. After going through the script (that was in COMIC SANS, btw, and I hate Comic Sans), I found a zillion typos and odd formatting. So over the weekend, I was crazy nervous, so I RETYPED THE ENTIRE SCRIPT to perfection. It was well over 100 pages. And I retyped/reformatted the entire thing. And the funny thing is, we never even used the revised version since they'd already made copies of the crappy original.</p>

<p>I was 13. WHAT a nerd, right? A perfectionistic nerd...</p>

<p>well... first of all</p>

<p><em>hands memory polish to remove sad tarnish</em></p>

<p>It is cool to know that I seemed tall :) Probably the first and last time I will ever hear that </p>

<p>Maybe golden highlights, blonde with a twinge of red</p>

<p>Awesome story of the script I hate Times New Roman I always change it to Microsoft Sans Serif if allowed.</p>

<p>Worst injury you have ever had?</p>

<p>Have you ever had surgery?</p>

<p>What is your favorite exercise?</p>

<p>Do you consider yourself strong?</p>

<p>How long have you been on CC?</p>

<p>Are you friends with Username in real life?</p>

<p>What is something you look for in the other sex?</p>

<p>Am I what you expected?</p>

<p>Are you religious?</p>

<p>
[quote]
<em>hands memory polish to remove sad tarnish</em>

[/quote]
</p>

<p>Haha, thanks. But its cool, he got what was coming to him...he lost me and now he tries to get me back, but NO such luck. It's actually really annoying and I'm considering blocking him on my phone. What I hate most is how he's trying to cheat on his NEW girlfriend....yeecchhh.</p>

<p>
[quote]
Awesome story of the script I hate Times New Roman I always change it to Microsoft Sans Serif if allowed.

[/quote]
</p>

<p>I don't hate Times, but Mic Sans Serif is my favorite! And Gerogia!</p>

<ul>
<li>Worst injury you have ever had?</li>
</ul>

<p>I fell reeeeally badly when I was younger, and I've had a bruised tailbone ever since. Nothing can be done, it just takes like 10+ years to completely heal, apprently. So a lot of my exercising is limited because of it. It sucks.</p>

<ul>
<li>Have you ever had surgery?</li>
</ul>

<p>Yep.</p>

<ul>
<li>What is your favorite exercise?</li>
</ul>

<p>I really REALLY love dancing. But I don't take classes or anything, its actually hard to explain, but I do have a purpose for choreographing dances and stuff, haha. But as for the gym...I like to use ellipticals/run on treadmills and do pilates-type stuff. Lengthening/stretching stuff, too.</p>

<ul>
<li>Do you consider yourself strong?</li>
</ul>

<p>Ugh. No. Not physically, I wish I were stronger. I'm working on it!</p>

<ul>
<li>How long have you been on CC?</li>
</ul>

<p>A few months. I wish I had known about it before! The whole college process seems to have a whole different feel after CC.</p>

<ul>
<li>Are you friends with Username in real life?</li>
</ul>

<p>NO! What?</p>

<ul>
<li>What is something you look for in the other sex?</li>
</ul>

<p>I'll give you more than one...I look for height (5'11"+), kind eyes, INTELLIGENCE, sense of humor, confidence (biggie), respectfulness...a good vocabulary gets me, words turn me on I guess? </p>

<p>Hahaha, I also like a guy that can dress. For example, guys who wear funky/interesting sneakers usually end up being cool. OH! A strong jawline. Mmmmm. A DEEP VOICE. Hahaha, I guess I have a pretty good outline for what I want...but they can't be hesitant, they can't expect me to play games. THEY HAVE TO CALL INSTEAD OF TEXT. Most of the time, anyway...there's this whole new breed of guys who are sooo bad about calling and only wanna text...I hate that.</p>

<ul>
<li>Am I what you expected?</li>
</ul>

<p>Sure!</p>

<ul>
<li>Are you religious?</li>
</ul>

<p>Yes.</p>

<p>what religion do you practice?</p>

<ul>
<li>what religion do you practice?</li>
</ul>

<p>I "practice" Christianity. But you already knew that.</p>

<p>what type of Christianity do you practice?</p>

<ul>
<li>what type of Christianity do you practice?</li>
</ul>

<p>I'll PM you.</p>

<p>Interesting guy description.</p>

<p>I am going to the library in a bit. What should I check out?</p>

<p>
[quote]
Interesting guy description.

[/quote]
</p>

<p>I left out a lot, trust me, hahaha.</p>

<ul>
<li>What should I check out?</li>
</ul>

<p>VALLEY OF THE DOLLS</p>

<p>Its so girly and fabulous. It reads really fast, too.</p>

<p>Will your ex ever stop be such a... ______ (word of your choice)?</p>

<p>Thanks for the recommendation.
Leaving now.</p>