<ul>
<li>Do I enjoy leaving long lists of questions when you're gone?</li>
</ul>
<p>Uh huh. But I came back. </p>
<ul>
<li>Are you looking dapper? </li>
</ul>
<p>I am wearing my favorite top today.</p>
<ul>
<li>Is that a silly British expression? </li>
</ul>
<p>No, its fabulous.</p>
<ul>
<li>Is there a muscle which relaxes when you cry?</li>
</ul>
<p>Somewhere in the eye of my brain</p>
<ul>
<li>Do I need to find a new band?</li>
</ul>
<p>Maybe.</p>
<p>Do you?</p>
<p>I don't "need" to do anything. </p>
<ul>
<li>Are you shore?</li>
</ul>
<p>Hehe.</p>
<ul>
<li>Do you regularly wear a watch?</li>
</ul>
<p>Yes...there you go again. It's significant. My watch-wearing is significant. How does he do this...</p>
<ul>
<li>Did I just remember you talking about the watch you got for Christmas?</li>
</ul>
<p>Mmhmm.</p>
<ul>
<li>What's it like?</li>
</ul>
<p>It's very princessy. It's a pink leather band, and it has roman numerals and its...sparkle-y and...pretty chic, if I do say so.</p>
<ul>
<li>Are you sentimental?</li>
</ul>
<p>I am.</p>
<ul>
<li>What is your favourite TV show?</li>
</ul>
<p>The Office and The Golden Girls.</p>
<ul>
<li>What is my first name?</li>
</ul>
<p>I wish I knew it...but I will pretend your name is...Luke.</p>
<ul>
<li>Are you shore?</li>
</ul>
<p>Nooo.</p>
<ul>
<li>Is the word "chic" a part of your vocabulary?</li>
</ul>
<p>^^^^^^!</p>
<ul>
<li>Is the word "chick" a part of your vocabulary?</li>
</ul>
<p>At times.</p>
<ul>
<li>The baby chicken or the girl?</li>
</ul>
<p>Both.</p>
<ul>
<li>Are you pro-choice?</li>
</ul>
<p>Pro-prevention (:</p>
<ul>
<li>Do you ever drink alcoholic beverages?</li>
</ul>
<p>I drink wine on special occasions. But I don't drink disgusting beer. And I do not get drunk. Ever.</p>
<ul>
<li>Are you annoyed at people who can't have fun without alcohol or drugs?</li>
</ul>
<p>Incredibly.</p>
<ul>
<li>Do you lift three times your mass?</li>
</ul>
<p>Haha</p>
<ul>
<li>Do I really need to find a new band?</li>
</ul>
<p>Possibly.</p>
<ul>
<li>Is it funny that the words, "I'm ready to die," can be sung so cheerily?</li>
</ul>
<p>Uh huh.</p>
<ul>
<li>Is it annoying that one of the bookstores near my house has a small section called "Teenage Angst?"</li>
</ul>
<p>HAHA. Take me there.</p>
<ul>
<li>Are you an angst-ridden teen?</li>
</ul>
<p>No, but this one time, my French instructor accused me of looking like I was full of angst. When I was outside. And the sun was in my eyes.</p>
<p>I don't understand him.</p>
<ul>
<li>Do you enjoy first names that rhyme with last names?</li>
</ul>
<p>NO!</p>
<ul>
<li>Did someone tell you that they're going to Aruba next week?</li>
</ul>
<p>Nope.</p>
<ul>
<li>Is Aruba a silly name?</li>
</ul>
<p>Nope.</p>
<ul>
<li>Is it a swell name?</li>
</ul>
<p>It is rather swell.</p>
<ul>
<li>Would you like to watch over the little kids in the rye field?</li>
</ul>
<p>If Holden Caulfield asked me to marry him, I would probably say no. But I would date him as long as I wasn't over 20.</p>
<ul>
<li>Do you write books with Love and Squalor?</li>
</ul>
<p>How do you do this? I love J.D. Salinger.</p>
<ul>
<li>Will you change your name to Franny?</li>
</ul>
<p>Never.</p>
<ul>
<li>Do you know an annoying person named Fran?</li>
</ul>
<p>Not yet.</p>
<ul>
<li>Should Fran and Frank change their names?</li>
</ul>
<p>It suits them.</p>
<ul>
<li>Does Frank remind you of Franklin the big red dog?</li>
</ul>
<p>No, Franklin the turtle.</p>
<ul>
<li>Does that remind you of the BFG?</li>
</ul>
<p>Nope. I was more of a Matilda fan.</p>
<ul>
<li>Is that a silly book?</li>
</ul>
<p>I don't recall. But probably.</p>
<ul>
<li>Is Charlie and the Chocolate Factory better?</li>
</ul>
<p>Nope.</p>
<ul>
<li>Is Johnny Depp as hot as everyone says he is?</li>
</ul>
<p>He is SHORT. So no.</p>
<ul>
<li>Does Tim Burton have a Johnny Depp fetish?</li>
</ul>
<p>Definitely. He can't claim him as a "muse." Only Woody Allen can do that...</p>
<ul>
<li>Do you know that the similarity between me and House lies in the nickname that you gave me?</li>
</ul>
<p>OOoOOOOooooh.</p>