<p>Did you know that I spent an entire history class trying to find those lyrics with the girl I sit beside?</p>
<p>I'm sorry I can't sit beside you in history class, DVR.</p>
<p>Is it stupid of teachers to think that making seating plans in which each guy sits beside a girl will make everyone talk less?</p>
<p>Am I awkwardly wording everything?</p>
<p>Do you dislike people who substitute "you" for "u" on a regular basis?</p>
<p>omg lyke, what should I wear tonight? lyke omg.</p>
<p>Does political incorrectness amuse you?</p>
<p>How about dark humor?</p>
<p>Is "dark" an emo adjective?</p>
<p>Will you dive into the dark abyss that is your heart?</p>
<p>Would you like to go spelunking?</p>
<p>MSN or AIM?</p>
<p>Is law boring?</p>
<p>Is mythology boring?</p>
<p>Can you read hieroglyphs? </p>
<p>Do you enjoy the rhyme, "I before E except after C"?</p>
<p>Is it stupid of teachers to think that making seating plans in which each guy sits beside a girl will make everyone talk less?</p>
<p>Waaaay stupid. I enjoy talking to guys much more than girls. If I could be the only girl at an all-guys school, I might be happier.</p>
<p>Am I awkwardly wording everything?</p>
<p>Nah.</p>
<p>Do you dislike people who substitute "you" for "u" on a regular basis?</p>
<p>YES. Even in text messages, its unacceptable.</p>
<p>omg lyke, what should I wear tonight? lyke omg.</p>
<p>The Asics I showed you. Nothing else. Hahahaha.</p>
<p>Does political incorrectness amuse you?</p>
<p>Oh yes.</p>
<p>How about dark humor?</p>
<p>Sometimes, but if I'm in a sad mood, no. I cannot be cynical when I'm in a sad mood.</p>
<p>Is "dark" an emo adjective?</p>
<p>They can't have "dark," I won't let them. They can have "lame."</p>
<p>Will you dive into the dark abyss that is your heart?</p>
<p>Mmmm.</p>
<p>Would you like to go spelunking?</p>
<p>Sure, but I'm not wearing the ridiculous outfit.</p>
<p>MSN or AIM?</p>
<p>I use both, and oddly enough, I can categorize both sets of people who use each one. That I talk to. WOW, now that was awkward.</p>
<p>Is law boring?</p>
<p>Yes.</p>
<p>Is mythology boring?</p>
<p>No!</p>
<p>*Can you read hieroglyphs? *</p>
<p>I cannot.</p>
<p>Do you enjoy the rhyme, "I before E except after C"?</p>
<p>There are better rhymes.</p>
<p>Are you a lusty person?</p>
<p>Are you a lusty person?</p>
<p>Depends. I could interpret that in two different ways:</p>
<p>a) I am lusty and am lusted after</p>
<p>or</p>
<p>b) I lust often after others</p>
<p>/awkward wording</p>
<p>Will you interpret it both ways?</p>
<p>Will you interpret it both ways?</p>
<p>Sure.</p>
<p>a) I like to think so, but let me tell you...I'm an acquired taste. A lot of guys don't go for me for several reasons, but...the first reason of all those reasons is that I would never consider them. Haha.</p>
<p>b) Nope. It takes a lot to spark my attraction. I'm not superficial, but I am picky. I know what I look for in a guy, and I will never ever settle again. Edit: But when I am infatuated, its...serious.</p>
<p><em>acquired taste</em></p>
<p>Should that be interpreted literally?</p>
<p>Should that be interpreted literally?</p>
<p>Hahahaha. Ummm. No, I probably literally taste pretty...</p>
<p>Okay. That's bad. I can't believe you asked me that...</p>
<p>I can feel the smirk. I can feel the smirk right now.</p>
<p>Is that how I roll?</p>
<p>Am I leaving?</p>
<p>Is that how I roll?</p>
<p>It is.</p>
<p>Am I leaving?</p>
<p>Uh huh.</p>
<p>What time will I get home tonight?</p>
<p>Where am I going?</p>
<p>Is your room messy?</p>
<p>Is your computer in your room?</p>
<p>Is your room pink and sparkly?</p>
<p>Do you own a trench coat?</p>
<p>Do I?</p>
<p>Is it hard to concentrate on audiobooks?</p>
<p>Is OK Go ridiculous?</p>
<p>Is MySpace tacky?</p>
<p>Is "tacky" a word in your vocabulary?</p>
<p>Does it remind you of thumbtacks?</p>
<p>Are thumbtacks tacky?</p>
<p>Is it difficult to mix religion and philosophy?</p>
<p>How about religion and philology?</p>
<p>Does philology sound exceptionally boring?</p>
<p>Is Angelina Jolie spending the holiday season shopping for a new poor child to adopt?</p>
<p>Are you?</p>
<p>Are you namby-pamby?</p>
<p>How about palsy-walsy?</p>
<p>Are those words obnoxious?</p>
<p>Should they be discarded from the English language?</p>
<p>Should Danielle's [url=<a href="http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/a/af/Alex_Linus.png%5Ddaughter%5B/url">http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/a/af/Alex_Linus.png]daughter[/url</a>] in Lost be discarded?</p>
![http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/a/af/Alex_Linus.png%5Ddaughter%5B/url">http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/a/af/Alex_Linus.png]daughter[/url</a>](http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/a/af/Alex_Linus.png%5Ddaughter%5B/url%22>http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/a/af/Alex_Linus.png%5Ddaughter%5B/url</a>){kind=link}
<p>Is she painful to look at?</p>
<p>Are Kate and Clair much less painful to look at?</p>
<p>Is Juliet intriguing?</p>
<p>Is Charlie intriguing?</p>
<p>Did the creators of Lost just have to make one of the characters a drug addict?</p>
<p>Really?</p>
<p>Do I want to hold your haaaaand?</p>
<p>Do you believe in palmistry?</p>
<p>Fortune-telling?</p>
<p>Did you answer "no" to the last two questions?</p>
<p>Am I glad?</p>
<p>Are you glad?</p>
<p>Are you insane in the membrane?</p>
<p>Do you hate that song?</p>
<p>Are you distantly related to everyone on the planet?</p>
<p>I want everyone to know that I just danced with the shadow of death. Be thankful that I survived, and am only wearing a bandaid.</p>
<p>What time will I get home tonight?</p>
<p>12:00 AM EST</p>
<p>Where am I going?</p>
<p>To see a movie.</p>
<p>Is your room messy?</p>
<p>Nope. It's incredibly clean.</p>
<p>Is your computer in your room?</p>
<p>False.</p>
<p>Is your room pink and sparkly?</p>
<p>It's pink because my walls are the color called "Good Karma"...which happened to be pink. And its sparkly when I'm in it. (:</p>
<p>Do you own a trench coat?</p>
<p>Yes.</p>
<p>Do I?</p>
<p>You should.</p>
<p>Is it hard to concentrate on audiobooks?</p>
<p>Definitely.</p>
<p>Is OK Go ridiculous?</p>
<p>I liked them when I was 14. And everything I did/liked when I was 14 is ridiculous. So yes.</p>
<p>Is MySpace tacky?</p>
<p>It is so tacky.</p>
<p>Is "tacky" a word in your vocabulary?</p>
<p>Definitely.</p>
<p>Does it remind you of thumbtacks?</p>
<p>Nope.</p>
<p>Are thumbtacks tacky?</p>
<p>No, I use them.</p>
<p>Is it difficult to mix religion and philosophy?</p>
<p>Yes. Philosophy is annoying.</p>
<p>How about religion and philology?</p>
<p>Easier to mix.</p>
<p>Does philology sound exceptionally boring?</p>
<p>Nooo.</p>
<p>Is Angelina Jolie spending the holiday season shopping for a new poor child to adopt?</p>
<p>Yes, if she is who we think she is.</p>
<p>Are you?</p>
<p>I don't want children for at least 10 years. And I won't be adopting them.</p>
<p>Are you namby-pamby?</p>
<p>NO!</p>
<p>How about palsy-walsy?</p>
<p>Hahahaha, some might say so. But only for comical purposes.</p>
<p>Are those words obnoxious?</p>
<p>They are.</p>
<p>Should they be discarded from the English language?</p>
<p>Definitely not.</p>
<p>Should Danielle's daughter in Lost be discarded?</p>
<p>Yes.</p>
<p>Is she painful to look at?</p>
<p>Yes.</p>
<p>Are Kate and Clair much less painful to look at?</p>
<p>Yes. Clair is so cute!</p>
<p>Is Juliet intriguing?</p>
<p>Sometimes.</p>
<p>Is Charlie intriguing?</p>
<p>Nope. He's a hobbit and I can't stand his backstory.</p>
<p>Did the creators of Lost just have to make one of the characters a drug addict?</p>
<p>Yes. And they had to put heroin (or was it cocaine?) on the island.</p>
<p>Really?</p>
<p>Yeahyuh.</p>
<p>Do I want to hold your haaaaand?</p>
<p>I really think you do. Lyrics aside.</p>
<p>Do you believe in palmistry?</p>
<p>No!</p>
<p>Fortune-telling?</p>
<p>Nope.</p>
<p>Did you answer "no" to the last two questions?</p>
<p>Yes.</p>
<p>Am I glad?</p>
<p>Yes.</p>
<p>Are you glad?</p>
<p>Uh huh.</p>
<p>Are you insane in the membrane?</p>
<p>No.</p>
<p>Do you hate that song?</p>
<p>Yes.</p>
<p>Are you distantly related to everyone on the planet?</p>
<p>Very distantly.</p>
<p>How did you almost die?</p>
<p>Is your second answer incorrect?</p>
<p>How did you almost die?</p>
<p>Okay. I'm craving pepperjack cheese and asiago bread. Asiago bread is kind of tough, so I take a serrated knife and attempt to cut it in half, because the whole roll was too thick. AND I SLIP AND CUT MY FINGER. I screamed one of my screams, and it was bleeding and it looked really deep. We go to the clinic, and the nurse sees me immediately, has the doctor look at it, and he says its not worth stitching...and I come home with some wonderful bandages on my finger.</p>
<p>It was my left index finger. And I could have bled to death. Maybe...</p>
<p>Is your second answer incorrect?</p>
<p>Yes. Where are you going? Coldstone Creamery?</p>
<p>Does Coldstone Creamery seem gross?</p>
<p>Does Coldstone Creamery seem gross?</p>
<p>It's okay. It's a little overrated and overpriced.</p>
<p>Is it weird that my favorite ice cream is plain vanilla from Dairy Queen? It seems unsophisticated, but its soooo good. But its ice-milk, not ice"cream," technically.</p>
<p>Have I never been to Arizona?</p>
<p>Have I never been to Arizona?</p>
<p>You have not been....to Arizona.</p>
<p>Can falsettos be excruciating?</p>