<p>Do you eat beef jerky?</p>
<p>No. Ew.</p>
<p>why do you bold the questions?</p>
<p>Because I am a perfectionistic formatter. And I think it looks more organized.</p>
<p>Am I good at anticipating answers?</p>
<p>Am I good at anticipating answers?</p>
<p>Well, that one was a given. Beef jerky is for mountain men.</p>
<p>If you're a perfectionist, why are you not perfect?</p>
<p>If you're a perfectionist, why are you not perfect?</p>
<p>Because no one is perfect, not even me.</p>
<p>That was a jerky comment, btw. Shall I start a tally?</p>
<p>Are you simply amazing?</p>
<p>Are you simply amazing?</p>
<p>If I think so, yes.</p>
<p>Was today not very nice to you?</p>
<p>Was today not very nice to you?</p>
<p>Thank you for asking. Today was a particularly "bleh" day. Except I finally quit my job, of which I'd taken a "leave of absence" from for 2 months. And...well, okay that's it. But everything else has been mean to me.</p>
<p>Are you a tear-jerker?</p>
<p>Are you a tear-jerker?</p>
<p>I can be, but I'm okay...I cry, but that's because I'm the type to get things out and over with. I'm kind of "frank," in general.</p>
<p>Is being emotional (but not emo) hot?</p>
<p>Is being emotional (but not emo) hot?</p>
<p>When its me, ohhh yes it is.</p>
<p>Why am I the color of oatmeal?</p>
<p>Why am I the color of oatmeal?</p>
<p>Because oatmeal is healthy and so is your skin.</p>
<p>Could that easily be the slogan of some cream thing?</p>
<p>Could that easily be the slogan of some cream thing?</p>
<p>Too easily. I should copyright all of my spontaneously genius ideas.</p>
<p>Who are you?</p>
<p>Who are you?</p>
<p>I am what I am.</p>
<p>You are what you are?</p>
<p>Are you a thing?</p>
<p>Are women objectified in modern society?</p>
<p>Are you promoting such objectification?</p>
<p>Should you be ashamed of yourself?</p>