<p>You are what you are?</p>
<p>It's Popeye. Goodness.</p>
<p>Are you a thing?</p>
<p>If I want to be.</p>
<p>Are women objectified in modern society?</p>
<p>At times.</p>
<p>Are you promoting such objectification?</p>
<p>I'm promoting Popeye...</p>
<p>Should you be ashamed of yourself?</p>
<p>Never.</p>
<p>Am I only kidding?</p>
<p>Am I only kidding?</p>
<p>Uh huh.</p>
<p>But I have a more detailed answer if you want to ask me who I am again. It'll be good.</p>
<p>Who are you?</p>
<p>Who are you?</p>
<p>I am optimism. I am acquired taste. I am Barbie. I am Marilyn Monroe. I am fair. I am fair skin. I am height. I am opinion. I am words. I am dictionaries. I am music. I am humor. I am curly hair. I am diamonds. I am empathy. I am compassion. I am extemporaneous. I am elegant. I am scream. I am smiles. I am tears. I am happy. I am expressive. I am legs. I am teeth. I am unconventional.</p>
<p>I would end with something really classic like "I am Joli." But that just makes me want to throw up. So no.</p>
<p>Did you put a lot of thought into that?</p>
<p>Did you put a lot of thought into that?</p>
<p>If a lot of thought can be on the spot, sure.</p>
<p>Is your height a noticeable characteristic? (i.e. Do people regularly comment on it?)</p>
<p>Is your height a noticeable characteristic? (i.e. Do people regularly comment on it?)</p>
<p>Yes. But people always assume I'm much taller than I actually am. And I know why.</p>
<p>Is it because of your heels?</p>
<p>Do you know the answer to "DVR or Yak?"?</p>
<p>Is it because of your heels?</p>
<p>Nope. Less obvious than that, but sometimes I do get those "whoa!" looks when I stand up in heels.</p>
<p>Do you know the answer to "DVR or Yak?"?</p>
<p>Of course I do (:</p>
<p>Is it because you have a confident personality?</p>
<p>Do deep voices rumble?</p>
<p>Is it because you have a confident personality?</p>
<p>Well, there's that. But what I'm thinking of specifically is something physical, but not obvious.</p>
<p>Do deep voices rumble?</p>
<p>They vibrate. wink.</p>
<p>Is it because you have an obscenely large forehead?</p>
<p>Is it because you have an obscenely large forehead?</p>
<p>Nope. My forehead is actually probably closer to being insanely small.</p>
<p>Will you just say why, already?</p>
<p>Will you just say why, already?</p>
<p>Since you asked so politely. Yes.</p>
<p>It's because my legs and torso aren't really in proportion. My legs are really really long and my torso is very short in comparison. The visual makes me look a few inches taller. People are always shocked that I'm 5'9"ish...but these people are all shorter than me, so they can't really be trusted to eyeball my height.</p>
<p>That's what people think of me.I'm disproportional.</p>
<p>Are you not so different after all?</p>
<p>Are you not so different after all?</p>
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That's what people think of me.I'm disproportional.
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<p>And to think we were total opposites. Pssht. I guess not.</p>
<p>But we kind of are, I mean...she approves of Alec Baldwin. Alec Baldwin.</p>