<p>lol.. im not.
i really am not.
im just...concerned</p>
<p>hey sheed's the one answering questions, not you.</p>
<p>why is sirajoman.... like that?</p>
<p>sheed isn't here, so someone has to answer the qs...</p>
<p>SHEED 30 IS OMNIPRESENT</p>
<p>except now that i read
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what does 5'7'' say? That you are a loser.
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I hate you.</p>
<p>on a brighter note, i agree with joli.hauter
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Sheed Sheed Sheed!</p>
<p>I really think that "5'7""question was directed towards me.</p>
<p>So there are now two problems on your thread, ONE...I'm taking over and new questions are being directed at Joli, and TWO...you're trying to answer my questions with conflicting opinions/advice...</p>
<p>Although in this case you were pretty close, although I would have been more delicate.
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<p>Joli, what does what does 5'7'' say?
Sheed, did you finish your BNW essay?</p>
<p>I know, right? O, yeahhhh....
Does cabbage really make you grow? yes, or at least that's what my mommy told me :D
Should I apply to Questbridge when I'm a senior? definitely. It'll only help you. Holla back when you apply.
What is her owners name? Her owners name. PWN...get big bro.</p>
<p>why is my hair wavy? Because you try and brush it, and never go all the way.
why am i fat? Because you eat too much. lay it off!
why am i so not self-confident? Because your fat and have wavy hair and for some odd reason you don't think that's hot.
why why? Because Because.
why is dietcoke depressed? Because she drinks dietcoke thinking she will lose wait, when in reality it's worse than normal coke.
why is sirajoman.... like that? Because he has no life, and he was bullied as a child, and is still being bullied in high school. The internet is his escape whole since no-one here knows him. He tries to diss others to gain confidence, but utterly fails. I truly feel sorry for him.
Joli, what does what does 5'7'' say? Exactly what I told you
Sheed, did you finish your BNW essay? I haven't started. it's due friday...rough draft was due yesterday and i didn't do it. Way to lose points when i had like an 88...I need a damn A.</p>
<p>Oh oh oh oh Joli is here to take over Sheed's thread, ohhh.</p>
<p>Okay, 5'7" if you're a guy means you're too short for me. Sorry. It's just personal, I'm semi-Amazon at 5'8.75" and I'm a little "heightist."</p>
<p>Don't hate me, kay? Platonic friendship is still up for grabs!</p>
<p>Also, SHEED! How do you quote people? I don't understand. And by quote I mean with the dandy "quote" feature on here. Or maybe Fellow' can tell me :D!</p>
<p>AND! Sheed...</p>
<p>Can you "crank dat"? If Yes, proceed...</p>
<p>Will you "crank dat" for me?</p>
<p>How do you quote people?
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<p>Can you "crank dat"? Hellls ya!!!!<br>
Will you "crank dat" for me? YESSS</p>
<p>YUUULLLEEEEE! YUUUULLLLEEEE! </p>
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<li>I jump off my chair and proceed to scream NOW YUUUUUUULE CRANK THAT SOLDIER BOY" and do the entire dance.</li>
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<p>
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Can you "crank dat"? Hellls ya!!!!
Will you "crank dat" for me? YESSS</p>
<p>YUUULLLEEEEE! YUUUULLLLEEEE! </p>
<ul>
<li>I jump off my chair and proceed to scream NOW YUUUUUUULE CRANK THAT SOLDIER BOY" and do the entire dance.
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</li>
</ul>
<p>Yessss, we'll do it in unison. I'm not kidding. I'm like really, really good.</p>
<p>Do you believe me? Why?</p>
<p>Do you believe me? Why? Yes, I believe you solely for the fact that there is no reason for you to not like that dance. And yes we shall do it in unison. "I am amazing at that Dance....like WOWAWEEEWAH! amazing.</p>
<p>Should there be a "Ask Joli.Hauteur A Question!!!" thread?</p>
<p>Because I'm starting to think so. I have budding fans.</p>
<p>Should there be a "Ask Joli.Hauteur A Question!!!" thread? Nope, trust me, it won't be anywhere near as popular as my thread. This is a monopoly and I don't plan on conforming my trade secrets :D </p>
<p>And you definitely need to be at least a senior member to do so. You just do not have enough knowledge right now.</p>
<p>
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why is sirajoman.... like that? Because he has no life, and he was bullied as a child, and is still being bullied in high school. The internet is his escape whole since no-one here knows him. He tries to diss others to gain confidence, but utterly fails. I truly feel sorry for him.
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<p>:D Your funny. You know whats funnier though? The Fact that you didn't answer my question. Therefore you fail.</p>
<p>And heres some more for you</p>
<p>1.) How might one use a frankfurter as a weapon?</p>
<p>2.) Is it true that warts are caused by deranged pixies, or is this in fact the case?</p>
<p>3.) If you were President of the United States, how would that affect your bed time?</p>
<p>4.) Does a giraffe have more or less spots? That is, does he have more spots or less spots?</p>
<p>5.) Why? That is, why does a giraffe have more spots or less spots? That is, how come?</p>
<p>6.) How soon can you eat a banana? While standing? While sleeping?</p>
<p>7.) When the moon comes over the mountain, if no one is waiting at the k- k- k- kitchen door, does it make a sound?</p>
<p>8.) Why do birds suddenly appear?</p>
<p>9.) What makes people go, "Ow ow ow ow ow!" when you lift them by their hair?</p>
<p>10.) What if you were Brad Pitt, and you were stranded on an island with Keira Knightley?</p>
<p>11.) Should I give you a minute or two before asking the next question?</p>
<p>12.) Two, then?</p>
<p>13.) OK. What if the island was Manhattan?</p>
<p>14.) And she was Rosie O'Donnell?</p>
<p>15.) And Don King was selling tickets?</p>
<p>16.) And you were Don King?</p>
<p>17.) Why don't we change the subject?</p>
<p>18.) How do you get down off an L.L. Bean salesman?</p>
<p>19.) How do you get up off a duck?</p>
<p>20.) If you were composing a brief list of random questions for discussion, and you were as loopy as a prawn on a piewagon, how would you come up with exactly twenty of them?</p>
<p>21.) Is that so?</p>
<p>Oh no. I'm not dancing with you anymore.</p>
<p>But I have more questions, because I'm an inquisitive kind of chick.</p>
<p>1) Favorite name (boy and girl)?</p>
<p>2) Why is tanning so gross?</p>
<p>3) Where am I applying to college?</p>
<p>4) Will I be a sorority girl?</p>
<p>5) What is my dog's name?</p>
<p>6) Is it getting hot in herre?</p>
<p>questions questions</p>
<p>pen or pencil?</p>
<p>do you really think i'm fat? how much do you think i weigh?</p>
<p>gloves or mittens?</p>
<p>freeze to death or burn to death?</p>
<p>how come you confused "wait" with "weight" and "your" with "you're"?</p>
<p>when's the last time i drank diet coke?</p>
<p>
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why is sirajoman.... like that? Because he has no life.
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<p>and........</p>
<p>
[quote]
1.) How might one use a frankfurter as a weapon?</p>
<p>2.) Is it true that warts are caused by deranged pixies, or is this in fact the case?</p>
<p>3.) If you were President of the United States, how would that affect your bed time?</p>
<p>4.) Does a giraffe have more or less spots? That is, does he have more spots or less spots?</p>
<p>5.) Why? That is, why does a giraffe have more spots or less spots? That is, how come?</p>
<p>6.) How soon can you eat a banana? While standing? While sleeping?</p>
<p>7.) When the moon comes over the mountain, if no one is waiting at the k- k- k- kitchen door, does it make a sound?</p>
<p>8.) Why do birds suddenly appear?</p>
<p>9.) What makes people go, "Ow ow ow ow ow!" when you lift them by their hair?</p>
<p>10.) What if you were Brad Pitt, and you were stranded on an island with Keira Knightley?</p>
<p>11.) Should I give you a minute or two before asking the next question?</p>
<p>12.) Two, then?</p>
<p>13.) OK. What if the island was Manhattan?</p>
<p>14.) And she was Rosie O'Donnell?</p>
<p>15.) And Don King was selling tickets?</p>
<p>16.) And you were Don King?</p>
<p>17.) Why don't we change the subject?</p>
<p>18.) How do you get down off an L.L. Bean salesman?</p>
<p>19.) How do you get up off a duck?</p>
<p>20.) If you were composing a brief list of random questions for discussion, and you were as loopy as a prawn on a piewagon, how would you come up with exactly twenty of them?</p>
<p>21.) Is that so?
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</p>
<p>need I say more...</p>
<p>What is her owners name? ASk her owner.</p>
<p>1.) How might one use a frankfurter as a weapon? Shoves it up someone's butt hole.</p>
<p>2.) Is it true that warts are caused by deranged pixies, or is this in fact the case? It's not true and in fact it isn't the case.</p>
<p>3.) If you were President of the United States, how would that affect your bed time? It wouldn't, I don't sleep, therefore any bedtime I get would be better than now.</p>
<p>4.) Does a giraffe have more or less spots? That is, does he have more spots or less spots? It has more spots, because it has more spots.</p>
<p>5.) Why? That is, why does a giraffe have more spots or less spots? That is, how come? Because it can have more rather than less, and yes, that is how come.</p>
<p>6.) How soon can you eat a banana? While standing? While sleeping? Like tomorrow, Like tonight, like next week.</p>
<p>7.) When the moon comes over the mountain, if no one is waiting at the k- k- k- kitchen door, does it make a sound? Only if I want it too.</p>
<p>8.) Why do birds suddenly appear? Because you're near sighted and can't see the birds that are far away, therefore they suddenly appear to you but everyone else sees them from the beginning.</p>
<p>9.) What makes people go, "Ow ow ow ow ow!" when you lift them by their hair? A subconscious thought that noise eases pain.</p>
<p>10.) What if you were Brad Pitt, and you were stranded on an island with Keira Knightley? I would be the happiest guy on that Island.</p>
<p>11.) Should I give you a minute or two before asking the next question? Nope.</p>
<p>12.) Two, then? If you insist.</p>
<p>13.) OK. What if the island was Manhattan? I would not mind at all.</p>
<p>14.) And she was Rosie O'Donnell? I still wouldn't mind, dude I look like Brad pitt, that's about all i need.</p>
<p>15.) And Don King was selling tickets? Well, I would have gotten them before don king, who do you think has more money.</p>
<p>16.) And you were Don King? That would be a bummer.</p>
<p>17.) Why don't we change the subject? Because your face looks like it cant stand the sun.</p>
<p>18.) How do you get down off an L.L. Bean salesman? You have go up first.</p>
<p>19.) How do you get up off a duck? You have to be down prior to getting up.</p>
<p>20.) If you were composing a brief list of random questions for discussion, and you were as loopy as a prawn on a piewagon, how would you come up with exactly twenty of them? I probably wouldn't come up with any.</p>
<p>21.) Is that so? That is so.</p>
<p>1) Favorite name (boy and girl)? Angelina Jolie and Keira Knightley. </p>
<p>2) Why is tanning so gross? Because it messes up your skin, and everyone knows it's fake so you end up looking like my butt.</p>
<p>3) Where am I applying to college? Marist College, USC, and anywhere else you wanna go :D</p>
<p>4) Will I be a sorority girl? Only if you like having sex and not remembering, getting drunk and passing out, and graduating with below a 3.2 gpa :D</p>
<p>5) What is my dog's name? Whatever you say to call it to you.</p>
<p>6) Is it getting hot in herre? Only if you mean what i think you mean ;) lol</p>
<p>need I say more... I seriously don't think you need to say anymore to that.</p>
<p>what will cause the end of all life on Earth?</p>
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what will cause the end of all life on Earth?
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<p>need i say more.</p>
<p>pwnt.</p>
<p>is "P-Town, where the ballas Ball" a real city?
can i, like, move there?</p>
<p>(i have excellent balla skills)
;-)</p>