Ask Snoop

<p>No one seems to have questions for me anymore..... Oh well.</p>

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wEll lykE iM taLLKin bOut da tYme i wuZ a cRakk deaLurr n sOLd Crak 2 lyKe kiNdur gardnuRz!1
wUt Do u tiNk is iT gud?!11?3

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<p>Translation: Well, I'm talking about the time I was a crack dealer and sold crack to kindergarteners. What do you think, is it good?</p>

<p>I see. And of course not, silly. Kindergartners already have connections.</p>

<p>Oh burn./*******/</p>

<p>So should I talk about when I was a platypus-breeder instead?</p>

<p>Yes, you should.</p>

<p>Better yet, talk about how you are a platypus. Who knows? Admissions officers might think it's deep and metaphorical.</p>

<p>Or, maybe, I can speak from the point of view of a platypus who thinks that she is an airplane. That's ULTRA-metaphorical.</p>

<p>Mhmm./*****/</p>

<p>Ooo, we're onto something, here.</p>

<p>when was i born?</p>

<p>17 years ago.</p>

<p>you're good!!!!!!</p>

<p>I know./******/</p>

<p>but not as good as me!!</p>

<p>Pwn./******/</p>

<p>I pwn all the time</p>

<p>Why does Snoop look like Spoon?</p>

<p>Because you don't seem to be able to read.</p>

<p>Buuurrrrnnn.</p>