<p>Some kid named Andy almost brought his Woodie action figure.</p>
<p>^^^We’re not supposed to smoke within 10 ft of the buildings, but we do it anyway. I guess it depends on how strict your campus security officers/HAs/RDs are.</p>
<p>There was a picnic table outside my dorm that I smoked my hookah at a few times. No one gave me any problems about it. I’m sure no one’s gonna measure.</p>
<p>I’m taking a class right now and my professor was talking about a girl who brought a live parakeet to class every day. It would get out of her purse and jump up to the desk and hang out.</p>
<p>I know a school where the dorm rules were that if you had a pet, it had to be underwater. So this guy brings a ferret to stay in his dorm room and puts a bottle of water on top of the cage, and when the RAs found out, there was nothing that they could do about it, since the ferret was technically “under water.” The rules were quickly changed after that.</p>
<p>^That is BRILLIANT. xD</p>