<p>In honor of Halloween-this gem.</p>
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<li>Wednesday, Oct. 28, 2009 @ 9:05pm:</li>
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<p>SO to my mom telling me that my halloween costume "wasn't slutty enough" and that how am I supposed to meet a guy when I'm not showing enough skin, since that's how she met my dad. Wow mom, wow.</p>
<p>Ya that’s a pretty good one. I’m actually surprised how racy they let it be in the newspaper. Lots of em’ are definitely rated R haha.</p>
<p>You kidding?</p>
<p>That one is tame–read on, Barrons, it’ll blow your mind. I cannot believe some of the X-Rated stuff that gets past the Herald’s editors. I was a contributor to a different Big Ten daily back in the late '70’s, and they didn’t let me use the word ‘crap’.</p>
<p>I wasn’t looking for the most dirty one–just one I thought was funny.</p>