Banned for saying a tongue sticking out face is a smiley face.
Banned for associating a sport as barbaric and primitive as swimming with the elegant art that is mathematics.
BANNED FOR CALLING CALLING SWIMMING BARBARIC!!!
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Banned for not using an exclamation point!
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Banned for posting before midnight.
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Banned for having two capital leeters in your username.
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Banned for being a noob.