Banned for being a Senior Member and being an old grandpa. =))
Banned for being another old grandpa 
Banned for calling me an old grandpa when I’m not one yet. (Still a Member, unfortunately)…
Banned for still being a member when you should be a Senior Member (maybe it takes time to process that you are actually have over 1,000 posts?)
Banned for explaining something.
I think so, since I remember it took some time for me to become a Member. Oh well, I’ll wait a bit.
Banned for adding a personal comment.
Banned for stealing the word “whimsical” from my English teacher because it is the only word that describes her and now when I hear it I think of you and not her and just stop.
Banned for not.
Banned for fragment.
You are banned for posting a “sentence” with neither a subject nor a verb.
Banned for writing a grammatically correct sentance
Banned for discouraging correct grammar.
You are banned for posting a “sentence” with no subject.
Banned for being an English Teacher.
Banned for capitalizing “teacher.”
Banned for not. I don’t care if that was a fragment or not.
Banned for putting up with my shenanigans.
Banned for something.
Banned for being vague.
Banned for saying a word that looks like veggie.