<p>Keesha:</p>
<p>Your father is a Palestinian-Norwegian shemale with a penchant for homosexual card dealers, and has the greatest desire to own a fashionable computer mouse.</p>
<p>Oh, and you’re delicious.</p>
<p>Position:</p>
<p>You like to help ■■■■■■ out on CC. (The good ■■■■■■. Not the crappy ones.) </p>
<p>You hope one day to buy this site and market it to pre school parents in hope of bringing all of mankind to pannic filled chaos. You’d enjoy world domination.</p>
<p>Keesha, you are srsly stalking my life. </p>
<p>DAD, WHY DID YOU ABANDON ME</p>
<p>Position- I didn’t say that you’re a ■■■■■. I said you like to help them when they come. </p>
<p>I am your great half aunt by marriage.</p>
<p>WOAH WOAH WOAH WOAH WOAH.</p>
<p>WOAH</p>
<p>way too much for one night, man, way too much!</p>
<p>i have no idea</p>
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<p>Lolwut? 10char</p>
<p>Use slang a lot & types in ALL CAPS WHEN SENDING TEXT MESSAGES! Lmao!</p>
<p>Like bagels: lox -> box -> sox -> fox -> rox -> fort knox -> mocks -> hawks -> jocks -> crocks -> gawks -> guy fawkes -> already lost interest</p>
<p>guy fawkes is phonetically related to bagels</p>
<p>Degeneration, you tend to ramble, and you really like to figure things out. You’re almost House-ish.</p>
<p>A condescending lady.</p>
<p>quick to judge</p>
<p>a yoda figure…</p>
<p>Some weird Asian Buddhist</p>
<p>A perverted Asian.</p>
<p>someone who tends to project sexual deviation on people</p>
<p>Some guy who is good at computer science.</p>
<p>Just by what he writes: a guy who has lots of time on his hands, and who probably has no friends.</p>
<p>…because this is exactly how Wes is in reality. Of course.</p>
<p>Someone who has no friends, judging by their screen name being available to a website full of strangers.</p>
<p>is quick to judge people by not knowing if the person who knows them is one of their friends and just knows their username on here… um did you think of that ISellHope? thats right i didn’t think so…</p>