Battle Rap (a.k.a. GET INTO Penn or DIE TRYIN!)

<p>Ok, so I was bored, really bored. And I was wandering through the 2010 section to the rap thread which had a link back to this one, so since I had little better to do, I decided to try my hand at it.</p>

<p>For the faint of heart, stop reading now. Let's just say I suck. Anyway, this goes out to all the RDers out there who have still a bit to wait before they get any news...</p>

<p>To the beat/tune/whatever of Eminem's "Lose Yourself"</p>

<p>Look. If you had,
One app
One opportunity,
To get into the top school you ever wanted,
Would you apply to it?
Or just let it slip?</p>

<p>Yo.</p>

<p>His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy,
He’s typing up his essay already, finger’s spaghetti,
He’s nervous, but in the app he looks calm and ready,
He’s droppin’ bombs, but he keeps on forgetting,
The ECs that he wrote down, the noise in his head goes so loud,
He tries to type, but the letters don’t come out,
He’s chokin’ how? Everybody’s jokin now,
The deadline’s out, show’s up, over, blau!</p>

<p>Snap back to reality, he just missed out on ED,
No! Penn is calling, he,
Can’t give up that easy, no
Woah, it’s like that, cause he
Knows it’s his destiny, when he
Goes back to Word Perfect it’s,
Back to the lab again yo,
This whole app crap,
He better go capture this moment and hope it don’t pass him</p>

<p>[Hook]
You better lose yourself in the Penn app, and that spot
You own it, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to go,
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo,</p>

<p>You better lose yourself in the Penn app, and that spot
You own it, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to go,
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo,</p>

<p>His soul’s escaping, into the essay that he’s making,
So nervous he’s quaking,
Franklin’s king, of the Pennsylvania school’s borders, and he’s border
Line psychotic, like a disorder,
The SATs behind him,
He want’s in in 2-10,
So it’s time to start again,
With this app he’s been workin,
The Recs he’s been gettin,
Are key, and the transcrips been written,
You see? It’s all fitten,
And now, he’s there sitten,
Two essays left waitin,
And now it’s time to write before,
His dreams start fadin,</p>

<p>[Hook]
You better lose yourself in the Penn app, and that spot
You own it, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to go,
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo,</p>

<p>You better lose yourself in the Penn app, and that spot
You own it, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to go,
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo,</p>

<p>No more games, this Penn app sure ain’t gonna be lame,
Those boys at addcom are gonna say he came,
He saw he conquered, It won’t be the same,
After he gets the letter, gets it framed,
So he keeps on writing, and typing the next words,
Cause he knows the RDers will be comin’ like herds,
Can’t stop now, even though it’s past midnight,
Cause there’s always the chance that he might,
Just get in, just maybe win,
So he can’t stop he can’t fail again,
Cause once he’s in,
He’ll get to be with friends,
Who are twice as smart as him,
Cause that’s life at Penn,
And that’s fine with him,
Since inside Penn, at
CAS, Nursing, EAS, and Wharton,
Are the best on Earth,
What? Come again?
I said the best on Earth,
The best since birth,
Dying to show their worth
So, he’ll make the date, He cannot wait,
Cause in a few months he wants to matriculate,</p>

<p>[Hook]
You better lose yourself in the Penn app, and that spot
You own it, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to go,
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo,</p>

<p>You better lose yourself in the Penn app, and that spot
You own it, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to go,
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo,</p>

<p>You can apply to any school you want to, man…</p>

<p>W.T.F! wow, this forum is start to scare me.</p>

<p>but dude, that was pretty good i must say. better watch out for his lawyers, o wait, sorry his gangstas. hahaha</p>

<p>wow nice lose yourself parody. i liked it!</p>

<p>yeah seriously... mikescool is right. W.T.F. I was hoping this thread died out with the ED apps...</p>

<p>LOL Sharklord. LOL.</p>

<p>Brilliant.</p>

<p>woah sharklord...that shizz is tight! its off the hook!!!! holla at ur boy!</p>

<p>mine was original, thx</p>

<p>bump this shizz up</p>

<p>hahahha this is vicious</p>

<p>i still have to finish mine.....
ill do that say monday? hah, i wish</p>

<p>Yo check out my rhymes
So original its a crime
I'm flowing in this song
like i've been doing so long
with my american college apps
now i got canadian uni apps
the processes never end
but at least the SATs are sent
I rap better than 50 cent</p>

<p>I love Penn yo
especially wharton, ho
Thats where the shizz iz at
In two months i'll be back
at this forum posting the decision
and i'll be causing all the commotion
Ya, my verses flow like locomotion</p>

<p>Yo You rapper wannabe's
can't you all see
that there is nothing better than me?
I speak french, german and chinese
and some vietnamese
Ya ya
aren't ya'll jealoused of my language skills
kill you so you don't have to pay the bills
ya ya, this is my skills</p>

<p>Yo Yo, check it man on this tuesday,
night, i have nothing to do,
Got no date, got no games, got nothing
to do,
but rhyme
my time
away at the forum at collegeconfidential
cause i have the potential
For penn.</p>

<p>yo yo</p>

<p>BUMP this SHIZZ UP FOR RD PEOPLE!</p>

<p>Bump Bump Bump</p>

<p>Sorry if someone did this one already, haha.</p>

<p>now this is a story all about when
I applied RD to a school called Penn
and I'd like to take a minute just sit right there
I'll tell you how I know I will be rejected and go to Delaware</p>

<p>Near west philadelphia born and raised
playing video games is how I spent most of my days
chillin out max and relaxing all cool
and all playing piano outside of school
when Collegeconfidential
it was up to no good
started making trouble for my scholarhood
I clicked on one little thread
and I really got scared
"You'll never get in" it so brutally declared</p>

<p>I whistled for success
and when it came near
my score report said 2240
and I ranked #1 this year
If anything I could say my "farming" was rare
But I thought now, forget it
apply as a dare!</p>

<p>I wrote
creative essays, about seven or eight
and I yelled at the app "submit, smell ya later"
Looked at my pdf, my stats were amazin'
now I'm sittin' at home</p>

<h2>wishin' I weren't caucasian</h2>

<p>Can you tell I'm a listener of classical music? haha</p>

<p>i like the last litty ditty about being caucasian.</p>

<p>theres hope though.
im in. and im not asian. miracle.</p>