<p>Ok, so I was bored, really bored. And I was wandering through the 2010 section to the rap thread which had a link back to this one, so since I had little better to do, I decided to try my hand at it.</p>
<p>For the faint of heart, stop reading now. Let's just say I suck. Anyway, this goes out to all the RDers out there who have still a bit to wait before they get any news...</p>
<p>To the beat/tune/whatever of Eminem's "Lose Yourself"</p>
<p>Look. If you had,
One app
One opportunity,
To get into the top school you ever wanted,
Would you apply to it?
Or just let it slip?</p>
<p>Yo.</p>
<p>His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy,
Hes typing up his essay already, fingers spaghetti,
Hes nervous, but in the app he looks calm and ready,
Hes droppin bombs, but he keeps on forgetting,
The ECs that he wrote down, the noise in his head goes so loud,
He tries to type, but the letters dont come out,
Hes chokin how? Everybodys jokin now,
The deadlines out, shows up, over, blau!</p>
<p>Snap back to reality, he just missed out on ED,
No! Penn is calling, he,
Cant give up that easy, no
Woah, its like that, cause he
Knows its his destiny, when he
Goes back to Word Perfect its,
Back to the lab again yo,
This whole app crap,
He better go capture this moment and hope it dont pass him</p>
<p>[Hook]
You better lose yourself in the Penn app, and that spot
You own it, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to go,
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo,</p>
<p>You better lose yourself in the Penn app, and that spot
You own it, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to go,
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo,</p>
<p>His souls escaping, into the essay that hes making,
So nervous hes quaking,
Franklins king, of the Pennsylvania schools borders, and hes border
Line psychotic, like a disorder,
The SATs behind him,
He wants in in 2-10,
So its time to start again,
With this app hes been workin,
The Recs hes been gettin,
Are key, and the transcrips been written,
You see? Its all fitten,
And now, hes there sitten,
Two essays left waitin,
And now its time to write before,
His dreams start fadin,</p>
<p>[Hook]
You better lose yourself in the Penn app, and that spot
You own it, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to go,
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo,</p>
<p>You better lose yourself in the Penn app, and that spot
You own it, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to go,
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo,</p>
<p>No more games, this Penn app sure aint gonna be lame,
Those boys at addcom are gonna say he came,
He saw he conquered, It wont be the same,
After he gets the letter, gets it framed,
So he keeps on writing, and typing the next words,
Cause he knows the RDers will be comin like herds,
Cant stop now, even though its past midnight,
Cause theres always the chance that he might,
Just get in, just maybe win,
So he cant stop he cant fail again,
Cause once hes in,
Hell get to be with friends,
Who are twice as smart as him,
Cause thats life at Penn,
And thats fine with him,
Since inside Penn, at
CAS, Nursing, EAS, and Wharton,
Are the best on Earth,
What? Come again?
I said the best on Earth,
The best since birth,
Dying to show their worth
So, hell make the date, He cannot wait,
Cause in a few months he wants to matriculate,</p>
<p>[Hook]
You better lose yourself in the Penn app, and that spot
You own it, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to go,
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo,</p>
<p>You better lose yourself in the Penn app, and that spot
You own it, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to go,
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo,</p>
<p>You can apply to any school you want to, man </p>