Battle Rap (a.k.a. GET INTO Penn or DIE TRYIN!)

Colleges & Universities A-Z University of Pennsylvania
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<p>I wanna go PROMO
but gettin there is SLOMO
maybe its cuzz i cant FREESTYLE
and thats why its takin AWHILE</p>

<p>This is IT,
shhhhhhh*Ts LEGIT,
my goal: PENN
Class of 2010</p>

<p>2100 SAT
a bullet proof EC
and this rec from my GC
oh man, makes me look VIP</p>

<p>wanna get into PENN WITHOUT it
DOUBT IT</p>

<p>(—RECORD SCRATCHING like MAD)</p>

<p>yo, its West Philly
and its winter is rather CHilly
'nuff about the cold
and talk about what the streets could unfold</p>

<p>u could get into a mug
by that damn thug
but it’ll only build ur street cred
unless u report it to a fed</p>

<p>some say its penn or BUST
but i say it’s a MUST
especially when its in the CITY
where the air quality is *****ty</p>

<p>the academics at Penn are pro
thats why ur class attendance cant no show
u may have a lecture or a test
u gotta study and try your best</p>

<p>im in the same boat as u
at a crossroad in life
and the options ain’t rife</p>

<p>i sent in my APP EARLY
cuzz i thought "sURELY
they’d check it
and make me an ADMIT</p>

<p>but now ED apps are at an all time HIGH
im takin a deep sIGH
just reminiscen
hopin im good enough for Mr. Stetson</p>

<p>HIT ME and i’ll fire back at ya</p>

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<p>hahahhahahhahhahaha</p>

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<p>omg only at the penn forum.</p>

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<p>AH HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! </p>

<p>omg! you don't understand how much that just relieved me! THANKS that was great! pretty good rapper i must say! how long did that take you?
hahahahahaha LOL</p>

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<p>hahahaha holla back atcha boy myopia</p>

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<p>50 cent in the makin</p>

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<p>haha, you're ten times more talented than me man. But here's my attempt.</p>

<p>hopefully i'm qualified enough
because the adcoms, they're playin rough
they ask, does this kid have a strong GPA?
if you don't, well son, now ya gotta pray</p>

<p>Also, they want to know if your ECs
are some serious activities
But make sure you gots that SAT
otherwise you might end up with a Mr. T (I pity the foo!)</p>

<p>but don't let the beats carry you down
cuz hopefully this time next year we'll be carrying you downtown
to party in the city of brotherly love
you know, sitting there, hitting it up at the club</p>

<p>yea, man, if you repping it up at Penn
with the Quakers goin for the win
well then we throw the toast
cuz we sitting there with peeps from coast to coast</p>

<p>alright, my rhymes might be a little weak
but at Penn the academics are at a peak
there you go, you can't slack off yo
maybe when you gets out you'll make lotsa dough</p>

<p>so hopefully on dec 14th
we'll be sitting there checking
our decisions and light up with a blunt
yea, and if I get in imma pull a stunt</p>

<p>I'm going to put up a sign on the side of my car
drive around here, from near to far
the sign'll say "I gots in to the school of my choice"
and I'll be yellin so loud i'll be losin my voice</p>

<p>So let's end this, in conclusion, good luck
Hopefully we'll all get in next month</p>

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<p>that waz da shiznit fo shizzle {flashes penn gang sign}</p>

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<p>haha. u guys are awesome!!</p>

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<p>Speaking of which, we need to make up a penn cc gang sign :)</p>

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<p>lol.....only in the penn forum</p>

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<p>gmman: just what i was gonna say ;)</p>

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<p>That's because we're motherf**kin p.i.m.p.s</p>

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<p>my name is 26e and i'm here to say....</p>

<p><em>26e is forced into sick, matix style moves to avoid 26 tomatoes hurled at him from CC</em></p>

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<p>hahaha-wow...LOL</p>

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<p>XD add 10 char</p>

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<p>lol holy ****</p>

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<p>this is going to be the flyest, pimpest, shizzliest Penn clas....</p>

<p><em>unprepared, 26e is immediately hit straight in the face by the first tomato. chibiajiajin is the immediate suspect, but videotape evidence demonstrates that her tomato missed to the right. THERE HAD TO BE A SECOND THROWER. the suspect is now cornell mole "mimisugar"</em></p>

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<p>OK, I couldn't resist.... I guess this is what happens when you work for a rap label....</p>

<p>I sent the ED app hopin to get in quick
Now I’ve been sittin tight flowin sick
I know apps are at an all time high
Means I need some more green, gotta sell and buy</p>

<p>Can only hope they let me in
So I can show the Quakers how I likta sin
Ya, I’ll throw toast and do the econ scream,
While I roll down Walnut St, ballin with my team</p>

<p>Philly, Philly, ma city of dreams
I’ll have that fitted on, I’ll be doin ma thing
Up in Club 27 or down by the track,
That’s where I'll be, where you can find this mac</p>

<p>I do it big and you know how I shine,
No matter where I go, I bring my gloch 9</p>

<p>Penn CC Forum, ya its the shlt,
I rep it loud, cuz you know it’s a hit</p>

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<p>skier: 1) four asterisks in sh#t, mate, and 2) no fair, you're a ringer</p>