<p>I'ma go with Mitch Hedburg.</p>
<p>First person to say Dane Cook gets a swift kick in the nuts or vag.</p>
<p>I've always liked Dave Chapelle, but a lot of people don't.</p>
<p>dane cook is everything thats wrong with the world.</p>
<p>Dave Chappelle!! :D Also mr.beans!! j/k..j/k</p>
<p>George Carlin</p>
<p>jim gaffigan or richard pryor</p>
<p>I don't like stand-up usually, but David Cross is pretty funny.</p>
<p>Katt Williams hands-down.. tink tink lmaoo</p>
<p>Demetri Martin</p>
<p>Eddie Izzard</p>
<p>Dane Cook and make that the nuts please</p>
<p>demitri martin for sure</p>
<p>dane cook isnt funny. imo.</p>
<p>Dave Chappelle or Russel Peters</p>
<p>Another vote for Demetri Martin.</p>
<p>chris crockerrr</p>
<p>Tina Fey is the best.</p>
<p>bo bunham.</p>
<p>or zach galifinakis.</p>
<p>or demetri martin.</p>
<p>SARAH SILVERMAN IS HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!! Look her up everything she says is funny/offensive (mostly funny though)</p>
<p>Demetri Martin is a second generation Mitch Hedburg. Mitch was the original.</p>
<p>Since I can't vote for myself (see disguised but somehow similar username to hilarious comic) I would definitely say Mitch Hedburg (there is no door here, go around)</p>