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<p>The concept is quite simple - here you go in 15 easy steps:</p>
<p>1) Create a product or service that meets an existing or creates a new demand / customer need (hint: make sure that you can eventually make a profit doing so. oh and its also nice if this “new” thing is scalable and other people can’t easily copy you). </p>
<p>2) Create a business plan. (You know marketing, cash flow analysis, etc… hint: here is where your MBA “stuff” comes in handy)</p>
<p>3) Go get funding (bank, loan, VC, etc… hint: here is where your MBA “stuff” also comes in handy)</p>
<p>4) Make yourself CEO.</p>
<p>5) Start making $$$.</p>
<p>6) Expand your company by hiring overpaid Harvard / Wharton MBAs (hire a Haas MBA for RML).</p>
<p>7) Take your company public (hire Goldman Sachs since they’ve been having it pretty rough lately).</p>
<p>8) Takeover a few companies (use loads of leverage for this - Citi and BoA will be tripping over themselves if the numbers are big enough – if its a small potatoes loan though, fuggedaboudit).</p>
<p>9) Land on the cover of Fortune 500. (don’t be an idiot like Tiger Woods, be like Jeter, play the field, date every single girl on the cover of FHM for at least a couple of years, pick the next generation Minka Kelly and settle down).</p>
<p>10) Donate $$$ to a Presidential campaign, meet, befriend and play golf with the POTUS.</p>
<p>11) Become a bloated organization that lacks focus and has no vision (hint: blame it on the Haas MBA, I knew he’d come in handy).</p>
<p>12) Hire McKinsey & Co. to solve your problems.</p>
<p>13) Lay off a bunch of people and sell assets.</p>
<p>And after you have created and destroyed enough value:</p>
<p>14) Embezzle enough money before the board, shareholders, SEC and the IRS catch wind.</p>
<p>15) Call the POTUS to pardon you and then retire on some uncharted island in the South Pacific.</p>
<p>Did I miss anything?</p>