Can you chance me for Pepperdine?

<p>Hey guys, I'm a rising senior and I wanted you to chance me for Pepperdine.</p>

<p>Anywayz, theze r my stats.</p>

<p>SAT: 1000/2400</p>

<p>GPA: 3.2</p>

<p>EC: I can open a ketchup bottle with my feet.</p>

<p>I once gave my Grandma a back rub for the whole weekend.</p>

<p>I like designing things and I'm gay.</p>

<p>I dance on the weekends and do yoga.</p>

<p>I once opened the door for someone at Starbucks.</p>

<p>What are my chances?!?</p>

<p>You’re joking.</p>

<p>highly doubtful</p>