<p>I haven't seen a poor person in years...Oh, there was this one. My friend wanted a Lotus for his birfday, but his parents only got him a new BMW Z4 (True story, I wanted to kill him).</p>
<p>Anyway, when my father isn't exploiting his factory workers in Detroit, he gives money to the poor people. They can't afford to go on vacations to Hawaii...Sad.</p>
<p>Lousy good for nothing middle class.</p>
<p>They're almost as bad as the disabled people.</p>
<p>Yeah ALMOST. But disabled people.. they're the worst.</p>
<p>yes, you will only be ensured of an acceptance to Princeton if you donate 1 million dollars + to our institution</p>
<p>and people, the cost of membership in a bicker club is only a cheap $10,000 a year
the equivalence of 1/40 of a lamborghini
financial loans and scholarships will not be acceptable for members in a bicker club to use towards their tuition</p>
<p>any questions?</p>
<p>I know. With their stupid "handicapped" parking spots. Those should be ours! </p>
<p>(Wow...)</p>
<p>^ I know. The nerve of those people. They are like, "Oh, look at me! I am in a wheelchair and have had like 18 different kinds of cancer! I am better than you!"</p>
<p>^I don't understand... $10,000 is 1/15 of a Lambo? Do you not get them customized or something? In addition, who would lower themselves to the level of a Lamborghini or a Ferrari? I would only drive the Bugatti Veyron...</p>
<p>haha well only proletarians own Disneyland!!</p>
<p>You actually drive yourself? You don't have a driver?</p>
<p>Oh the nerve of those crippled people!</p>
<p>The "mentally handicap" are just as bad. Dumb tards!</p>
<p>(Wow, so politically incorrect!)</p>
<p>I own the effing United States, don't just settle for Disneyland! You're lowering the standard, EatBreathMath. It's an abomination!</p>
<p>^ Ew, I smell someone poor!</p>
<p>"You actually drive yourself? You don't have a driver?"</p>
<p>Of course we have one! Gross! But for sports cars, having a driver is SO nouveau riche. Come on!</p>
<p>Our driver is named Servant 3. My daddy doesn't want us to get too attached to them, we may start telling him that they deserve compensation. Psh, as if!</p>
<p>eww the United States?? disgusting!!
why would you want to own a country where someone tries to eat supersized meals at McDonald's for a month straight??</p>
<p>i own pluto!! damnit</p>
<p>Ha, I own CHINA!</p>
<p>Beat that!</p>
<p>And Mars! When this earth falls apart I have a new planet! Daddy bought him for me for my half birthday. For my three fourths birthday he said he's going to buy me Jupiter.</p>
<p>Your slaves [so nice of you to call them servants, but come on, be real now] actually have words in their names?! Mine are all called by numbers. 89283 drives me on occasion, but I recently had him fired - he was getting to needy, something about getting a paycheck for once.. pfft. He had it coming.</p>
<p>edit - btw Pluto isn't even a planet! loserrrr</p>
<p>China, try Russia and Canada!</p>
<p>Beat That!</p>
<p>My daddy bought me the Milky Way for my 5th birthday.. But I wanted a pony, so I threw that trashy galaxy away.</p>
<p>^^ We tend to cycle through every few months. Because we can. The problem with using ID numbers is that they forget them...we tried belting and flogging, but it ruined the efficiency. Now we just go into the double-digits. It makes it easier.</p>
<p>Yes, but China rules over you. CHILD LABOR!</p>