<p>One time my for my birthday, I asked for a 5 Series. My father, being the retard that he is, bought me a 7. I totaled that the next day and he bought me the 5 later on that day. </p>
<p>Also, one time, my father gave me two fifty dollar bills instead of a single hundred for my breakfast. I burned the two fifties in front of him. DO I LOOK LIKE I AM WORTH FIFTY DOLLARS BILLS!?</p>
<p>SRSLY!??!?! Where did they even get those $50 bills!??! They must have rummaged through, like, a trash can, outside one of those poor people house's.. I think they call them McMansions?</p>
<p>I did it again!</p>
<p>special....</p>
<p>You know who disgusts me? Non-senior members. New Members, Junior Members, all of 'em...bleck, they're worse than Nazis.</p>
<p>I forgot to add that poor people disgust me...whoops. I guess that goes without saying?</p>
<p>Wait... Hold up a second...</p>
<p>Poor people... EXIST?!? I thought that was just an urban legend!</p>
<p>All of those who eat instant noodle crap should go to hell.</p>
<p>I've never heard of this "instant noodle" thing you keep talking about... please explain it to me? One time, I went to this seminar that I guess poor people go to all the time, it was this thing at Harvard called a "lecture," i think, and they kept talking about all these silly, trivial poor people issues.. bleh.</p>
<p>edit - Although, I'm still pretty convinced that poor people don't exist...</p>
<p>I’m elitist, but not rich. Is that okay?</p>
<p>** Your mom **</p>
<p>* What now *</p>
<p>Excellent</p>
<p> This text is very small </p>
<p> Sorry for all the useless text, I am experimenting. </p>
<p>*** Hmmmm… ***</p>
<p> I wonder if this will be underlined </p>
<p>How do you do that?</p>
<p>A hot public school girl wanted to have sex with me in the backseat of my A6 today. I didn’t respond because I don’t talk to public school kids. Win?</p>
<p>^ Lmao.</p>
<p>Wartsandall, do [feature] your text [/feature]</p>
<p>Bold is **,italics is *, underline is , color is and , size is and </p>
<p>O wow, you just plug in the words and it works? Awesome:)</p>
<p>^^Umm…ok lol</p>
<p>** Hello ** .</p>
<p>It worked! Thanks:)</p>
<p>eatbreathmath…sigh =/</p>
<p>lol apparently my great grandfather was in the tiger club at princeton</p>
<p>and we’re nowhere near elitist/snobs</p>
<p>^that’s badass</p>
<p>My grandmother drives a lexus and lives in ** fairfield county **</p>
<p>I’ll pretend I qualify</p>