<p>Hi my name is Mark Sanchez. I'm a really anxious third year starting QB for the prestigious New York Jets. Chance me for:
Superbowl MVP
Pro-Bowl selection
AFC Championships
Division Championships
Here are my stats:
2009:
12 TD's, 20 ints (I know... I messed up on gameday) 53.8 completion % (yeah, pretty low)
I started all 15 games and led my team to AFC Championship game but fell short to the Colts. I was only a rookie so I hope I get some Brownie points.
2010:
17 TD's, 12 ints, but only a 54.8 completion %. Once again, I led my team to the AFC championship game but lost again :(
Awards:
I don't have too many awards so I put some I got in college:
Rose Bowl Champion
Rose Bowl MVP
First Team All-Pac 10
Sports Illustrated and Pro Football Weekly All-American Honorable Mention (should I put this on my app?)
3X pepsi rookie of the week
Sporting News' All Rookie Team
Other info:
Hispanic Male (URM yay:) )
My stats are also really good in the playoffs: 94.3 QB rating, 60.5 completion %
This year I got Plaxico Burress and Santonio Holmes back. I also got the veteran Derek Mason.
Do I have a chance at the Superbowl this year? Thanks a bunch!!!</p>
<p>No. The Patriots are gonna take it.</p>
<p>Hell yes! J-E-T-S JETS JETS JETS!!!</p>
<p>Also, you have a very good shot at USC ;)</p>
<p>Toasting in roll bread.</p>
<p>So so. I would leave out the fact that Rex Ryan is your coach, could hurt you. Also some people are bias so maybe leave out what team you’re on. I would definitely emphasize your urm though. Good luck</p>
<p>Your team has a chance at the superbowl, but the emphasis should not be placed on you specifically because you are a modestly charming, handsome human being that was selected much too soon in the draft because of being a modestly charming and handsome human being. Turns out that those traits don’t factor into good quarterback play. </p>
<p>If I was you, I’d be especially concerned with the loss of Damien Woody and the decline of LT in the second half. You have a sexy new play-thing reciever, but a rapidly deteriorating running game behind you and an even more rapidly deteriorating offensive line ahead of you. Also, your coach is a big fatty. </p>
<p>All things considered, high reach. You should apply, but I’m thinking Tufts is the most likely scenario.</p>
<p>Actually, from last night’s performance, I think I’m in the Pro-Bowl!</p>