Chance me!

<p>Hey, could you tell me if I would get into UCSB? I am a straight A student with a 4.4 GPA (weighted). I scored a 2220 on my SATs. I also have taken 5 AP classes and scored 4s and 5s on them. I also am the president of Chemistry Club. I treasurer of French club as well. I am in 3 other clubs. I do gymnastics. I also volunteer at a hospital and retirement home. I have accumulated over 2,000 community service hours. I am also a member of National Honors Society and Foreign Honors Society. I have gotten maximum honors and the Board of Education Award for 4 years. I am also a member of the Math Team. I am in the top 5% of my class. I also want to major in biology.</p>

<p>If you are rejected from UCSB, there must be something SEVERELY, SEVERELY wrong with the admissions personnel.</p>

<p>I rarely chance, but yours is so obvious that I am comfortable telling you that you will get in unless something really, really, really weird happens (like you commit a felony).</p>