<p>I thought the original ditty was, "If you can't get a girl, get a dog. If you can't get a dog, get a Choatie". I heard that as far back as the early 70's.</p>
<p>chote is a derogatory slang abbriviation of the word choteus meaning that of a man’s ***** which is wider in length than it is long. The word chote is a fast growing adjective used in the Australian coastal town of Currumbin to describe a frustrating or stupid person who is behaving innappropriately (namely a male). The word also is a local greeting term to acknowledge friends or acquaintances known over a long period of time and or seen on a regular daily basis.</p>
<p>Even better, when Chris is sent off to boarding school and then ruthlessly beaten with socks full of money in the middle of the night for being a pleb.</p>
<p>I can tell none of you went to a New England prep school. Seth MacFarlane went to Kent, so making fun of Choate Rosemary Hall was a natural joke. </p>
<p>This thread is 7 years old. The Original Poser is long gone. Closing.</p>