<p>Hysterical - and very accurate. I will add a few.</p>
<p>Father who is an alumni of the school and keeps up a running commentary on what has and has not changed since he attended in the 70’s.</p>
<p>Mother who is concerned that the school will not be academically challenging enough for her son since he has taken 10 APs and wants to double major in biology and neuro science.</p>
<p>Mother who is worried about adequate health and counselling facilites and gives way too much info on son’s health issues.</p>
<p>One of the things I always enjoy most is watching the pushy parents who HAVE to be at the very front of the group - so that they can reach out and touch the tour guide. Then the tour guide shifts direction and suddenly the pushy parents are towards the back of the group. Watch them elbow and navigate their way back to the front of the group. This can be a timed event.</p>