<p>Well,
I have the toughest time writing about serious issues and even more trouble writing about myself. Just the concept of seeming cliche makes me shudder.</p>
<p>Since I'm a gambling man, I've decided to go on a last ditch effort to put everything on the line and go the humorous route with my essays. It's for a reach school, so I figure, I'm probably not going to get in with a conservative essay, so I'll just write a ridiculous essay and possibly bump my priority over others with my own ridiculousness.</p>
<p>I want to write an essay about my name and how offensive my name is to my ethnicity. But, when I read the prompts on Common App, I get the idea that the essays should reveal something about you, like a hobby or some problem you had to deal with. I guess I would write about how I find it humorous that my parents named me this. I was going to write how I found the significance of my name during history class.</p>
<p>Is this too random of a story that would absolutely kill my chances, or would it bolster some laughs with the admissions process.</p>