<p>That’s really stupid. If they are religiously-inclined, their idea of establishing social justice is a little skewed and so is, most likely, their world view. If they are jokers, then that’s a little too far for a practical joke and, frankly, isn’t even funny.</p>
<p>Walk into gannett. First desk on the right, usually a bowl of condoms on it. gratis. If it makes you feel better, you can say “trick or treat” first.</p>