<p>One of my friends recently wrote a commentary on ways college kids can save money. I thought it was hilarious. Here it is. </p>
<p>My 10 Easy Steps to Pay for College</p>
<p>With only a semester of college under my belt, Ive already heard a lot of complaints from my classmates who cant afford living on their own. I dont really understand it. Follow these simple steps and you should graduate debt free:</p>
<p>A car can be easily substituted for a couple of tortoises and a whip. The trip is longer, but the memories are forever.</p>
<p>Remember, when the Hot Doughnuts sign is on at Krispy Kreme, you get a free doughnut. I suggest
bringing several different outfits and stocking up on as many as possible before they catch you.</p>
<p>Haircuts are free if you run out of the barbershop when nobody is looking.</p>
<p>Signing up for free netflix trials repeatedly gives you a limitless supply of movies. Also, youll get mail and feel loved by someone.</p>
<p>Homeless people have mugs full of change if you can catch them while theyre sleeping.</p>
<p>Watering down 1 bottle of Gatorade makes 2 bottles of G2.</p>
<p>Take your blind friend to give plasma and tell him that hes donating blood. You can collect the money and hell feel good about donating win win win.</p>
<p>With the right equipment, you can make a fortune in wishing wells.</p>
<p>Often when people leave restaurants, they leave a pile of cash on the table as some strange offering to their Pegan Gods. I don't understand it, but that can pay for your own meal and then some.</p>
<p>Try using a room full of cat litter instead of constantly flushing the toilet. You can also charge neighborhood children to play in your giant sand box.</p>