<p>Here's an example of ethnic humor done right. From last year's joke issue of the Daily Pennsylvanian:</p>
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Jews call for new curriculum requirement
'Culture shock' cited as motivation behind Jewish cultural appreciation prerequisite
Alex Bellos
Posted: 4/12/05
Following proposals by other minority groups on campus for a cultural analysis requirement, the Jewish Movement for Change has presented a proposal recommending the establishment of a Jewish-American Prerequisite for all Penn students.</p>
<p>Also known as the J-AP, this requirement would ensure that incoming freshmen are adequately familiar with the culture of the Jewish-American community in an attempt to eliminate much of the culture shock many students experience upon arriving in West Philadelphia.</p>
<p>Students from the New York/tri-state area, Boca Raton, Fla., and those from Los Angeles who attended the Harvard-Westlake School are exempted from the J-AP under this proposal due to their assumed familiarity with American Jewry and its unique cultural peculiarities.</p>
<p>Students who can prove their Judaism through matrilineal descent, three or more pairs of Juicy sweatsuits, or circumcision by a mohel are also exempted from the proposed program.</p>
<p>"We just want everyone to feel comfortable entering an environment where Jews form the largest portion of the population," JMC President Herschel Goldenstein-Cohen said. "Penn is a special place, but we understand how it can be intimidating to those unfamiliar with American Jews."</p>
<p>Students who do not fulfill the requirement before entering Penn would have a number of options once they arrive on campus.</p>
<p>Classes included in the JMC's proposal include such popular offerings as "The Third Reich," as well as lesser-known courses such as "Intro to the Bible," also known to many Penn students as "Find a Husband Your Mother Would Approve Of 101."</p>
<p>The Sigma Delta Tau sorority, Sigma Alpha Mu fraternity and "Zeta Beta Wow" Facebook group have all endorsed the proposal.</p>
<p>Responding to a request for comment while stuck in traffic near the Short Hills Mall in New Jersey, former Zeta Beta Tau Vice President for Jewish-Gentile Relations Jacob Schwartzenblum wrote that, "For too long Jews have been an oppressed majority here at Penn. Hahaha, just joking.</p>
<p>"Seriously though, to be Jewish means more than having a near-obsession with Japanese hair-straightening. Judaism is, like, a beautiful thing, and everyone at Penn should understand that."</p>
<p>Members of Campus Crusade for Christ, Newman Center, and the Muslim Students Association could not be reached for comment, although representatives of the Elders of Zion were planning on sending a crack team of Israeli military paratroopers to guard the Hillel Building on 39th Street as soon as possible. They cited a need to protect the "innate cultural differences" between Jews and other, less-circumcised ethnicities.
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