<p>Wow, really that much social isolation? =P I was seriously considering East, and while I am a sort of academic nerd, I thought that social life wasn't so bad there... hm.</p>
<p>Now it can be revealed, to you, Bothwell. </p>
<p>East is the Scarlet Pimpernel Dorm. Late at night, when other Gaters are on the Cruiser going out to the Jug and all the misplaced Easters have set out to party over at Stillman and Andrews, there is a discrete coded tap on each door. And one by one, East residents close their books but leave the study light on over their desks and then quietly slip out of their rooms, down a back staircase, to a door where they type in the Main entrance door code ~ in reverse ~ and are admitted to secret room in the basement where they </p>
<p>PARTY ALL NIGHT LONG!!</p>
<p>(soberly) </p>
<p>[by the way, is it true that your room mate is Sam Johnthon]</p>
<p>No my roommate's Peter Kosiek. He was originally put in East too.</p>