<p>Toss 'em up.</p>
<p>“…and those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music.” </p>
<p>— Friedrich Nietzsche</p>
<p>“I deny your reality and substitute my own!”</p>
<p>I love mythbusters too much.</p>
<p>“Time you enjoy wasting, was not wasted.” - John Lennon</p>
<p>^Nice one.</p>
<pre><code>The Road goes ever on and on
Down from the door where it began.
Now far ahead the Road has gone,
And I must follow, if I can,
Pursuing it with eager feet,
Until it joins some larger way
Where many paths and errands meet.
And whither then? I cannot say.
</code></pre>
<p>“‘It’s a dangerous business, Frodo, going out of your door,’ [Bilbo] used to say. ‘You step onto the Road, and if you don’t keep your feet, there is no knowing where you might be swept off to.’”</p>
<p>–Tolkien. 
I can’t think of a really clever one right now.</p>
<p>“People say that what were all seeking is a meaning for life. I think that what were really seeking is an experience of being alive, so that our life experiences on the purely physical plane will have resonance within our innermost being and reality, so that we can actually feel the rapture of being alive.” - Joseph Campbell</p>
<p>“All I’m gonna do is just go on and do what I feel.” -Jimi Hendrix</p>
<p>“Procrastination: Hard work often pays off over time, but laziness always pays off now.”</p>
<p>Describes my high school experience.</p>
<p>“Never doubt that a small group of thoughtful, committed citizens can change the world. Indeed, it is the only thing that ever has.”
Margaret Mead</p>
<p>“A witty saying proves nothing”
Voltaire</p>
<p>“Hunger is the best sauce” Anon</p>
<p>“Give a man a fish, feed him for a day; Teach a man to fish, feed him for a lifetime” Anon</p>
<p>“The plural of anecdote is not data”–CC :)</p>
<p>“What words have escaped the barrier of your teeth?”-- Homer</p>
<p>“Black holes are where God divided by zero.”
- Steven Wright</p>
<p>“It’s a basic truth of the human condition that everybody lies. The only variable is about what.”
- Greg House</p>
<p>“You’re evil like a hobbit”
- Dwight K. Schrute (office tribute)</p>
<p>Douglas Adams quotes! (you can never pick just one)</p>
<p>“In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move.”</p>
<p>“There is a theory which states that if ever anybody discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory which states that this has already happened.”</p>
<p>“Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so.”</p>
<p>I’m going to be a total girl here, and post a favorite quote that is neither inspirational nor humorous. But it’s my favorite quote, so what the hell:</p>
<p>“And he suddenly knew that if she killed herself, he would die. Maybe not immediately, maybe not with the same blinding rush of pain, but it would happen. You couldn’t live for very long without a heart.” - The Pact by Jodi Picoult</p>
<p>“To the well organized mind, death is but the next great adventure” - Dumbledore (J.K. Rowling)</p>
<p>An apple a day keeps the doctor away. :D</p>
<p>A penny saved is a penny earned. :)</p>
<p>^Pennies are of no monetary value anymore, so I agree to disagree.</p>
<p>The quote from retrospectively was beautiful. Here’s mine:</p>
<p>Sometimes it takes darkness and the sweet confinement of your aloneness to learn that anything or anyone that does not bring you alive is too small for you.</p>
<p>–David Whyte</p>
<p>Ferris Bueller’s Day Off is an underrated movie, I quote:</p>
<p>“Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.”</p>
<p>“A person should not believe in an “-ism,” he should believe in himself. I quote John Lennon, “I don’t believe in Beatles, I just believe in me.””</p>
<p>“I do have a test today, that wasn’t bullsh**. It’s on European Socialism. I mean, really, what’s the point? I’m not European. I don’t plan on being European. So, who gives a crap if they’re Socialists? They could be fascist anarchists, it still wouldn’t change the fact that I don’t own a car.”</p>
<p>“The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands. It’s a good non-specific symptom. I’m a big believer in it. A lot of people will tell you a good phoney fever is a deadlock, but you get a nervous mother, you could wind up in a doctor’s office–that’s worse than school. You fake a stomach cramp, and when you’re bent over, moaning and wailing, you lick your palms. It’s a little childish and stupid, but then so is high school.”</p>
<p>“Cameron, dear friend, you thought we wouldn’t have any fun. Shame on you.”</p>
<p>All from the great Ferris Bueller</p>