First World Problems

<p>This is an all-fun post about First World problems. Just post any difficulties that you experience in the first world that seems quite dire and disastrous, but once you look at it, is quite silly.
I'll start: My high efficiency, low sound producing dryer shrunk my clothes. Again. First World Problems.
My BMW has too many fancy buttons. I can't tell which switch makes the back swiper swipe. First world problems.
The light switch doesn't work under the covers for my remote controlled fan. First world problems.
<em>sigh</em> life is so difficult.</p>

<p>Every time my maid comes, she arranges the pillows on my bed the wrong way. So each Monday I have to fix my pillows when I get home from school. FIRST WORLD PROBLEMS!</p>

<p>My Dad’s credit card always shuts off if you spend a lot of money somewhere out of town, so we always have to call his bank before going to a second store on shopping trips. FIRST WORLD PROBLEMS!</p>

<p>It’s such a pain to type in everything that I eat to the Calorie Counter app on my iPhone, but I don’t wanna eat too much and get fat. FIRST WORLD PROBLEMS!</p>

<p>Hahahaha this is hilarious.</p>

<p>I can never find the time to get my swimsuit shape before summer with all of these exams.</p>

<p>I can’t get enough followers on Instagram.</p>

<p>I’ve gotten pulled into a stupid argument on Facebook. First world problems.</p>

<p>My laptop is too large, I wish it were smaller and more portable. First world problems.</p>

<p>The A/C in my room is too loud at night. First world problems.</p>

<p>I’m running out of space for apps on my phone. First world problems.</p>

<p>All of my favorite sports teams suck. </p>

<p>Finals week is next week.</p>

<p>I suck at Mario Kart.</p>

<p>My city wants to “conserve” their filtered water so now when I brush my teeth I have to turn the water on then off and on and off, again! First world problems!</p>

<p>Anyone have a good one…no?
Okay…</p>

<p>It takes forever for the A/C in the family car to kick in, so I’m stuck sweating for 15 minutes.</p>

<p>The polling place where I voted in a free, fair, and competitive election today was inconveniently located. First/Some Second World Problems.</p>

<p>No one ever texts me. First world problems.</p>

<p>I can’t ever get the water temperature in my shower to be exactly right. First world problems.</p>

<p>Nail polish smells like toxic chemicals. First world problems.</p>

<p>^ Nail polish is toxic chemicals</p>

<p>AP tests this week #FWP </p>

<p>I don’t feel like studying for them #FWP #yolo</p>

<p>My closet door won’t stay all the way open because it squishes my clothes in the back (it’s a walk-in closet). First world problems.</p>

<p>Sephora is too expensive. First world problems.</p>

<p>Today I couldn’t find enough ketchup for my french fries…first world problems.
Truestory</p>

<p>Discovered Hulu…during AP exams week. #FWP</p>

<p>I’m tired. First world problems.
I can’t find a good parking spot at school for my car that my parents bought me. First world problems.
I wanted to vote, but I had to keep up on my tan, so I went to a tanning salon. First world problems.
I’m STARVING. And by that I mean I haven’t eaten for three hours. First world problems.
The person in front of me is driving so slow. I mean, who goes the speed limit? First world problems.
I had to make my own breakfast and lunch today! ***. First world problems.
In all seriousness though, people really annoy me with this stuff… which I guess is a first world problem.</p>

<p>The sad moment when the AC turns off</p>

<p>Definitely a serious problem</p>

<p>“My high school isn’t ranked first in the country anymore
NOW IT’S #2”</p>

<p>790 on an SAT Subject Test. #FirstWorld…</p>

<p>Oh wait, no. #CollegeConfidentialProblems</p>

<p>The internet is buffering
FIRST WORLD PROBLEM.</p>

<p>The escalator at the mall is temporarily stairs. </p>

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